Bet Bath & Beyond

It's officially Super Bowl week! Andy and Ian discuss the legacy of Tom Brady and if Patrick Mahomes can ever compete. Andy still hasn't made his hedge bet for the Super Bowl... he's going to find a way to somehow lose money on it. Matthew Stafford has been traded to the LA Rams (formerly known as the LA Kings of Fraudland). Will he be good? Will he win his first playoff game? Will he win MVP?? Ian will give Andy all of King Midas's gold if that happens. Ian makes a hot take about Kyler Murray. Deshaun Watson to Chicago is starting to make alot of sense. The bath boys talk about living forever and the best way to do it. End the episode with some nerd shit because Ian scored a couple sweet deals on Pokemon cards. New mix by Reif's Drunk Beat Club at the end!

Andy and Ian discuss the madness happening around GameStop and other hot stocks like BlackBerry and AMC. Robinhood stopped traders from buying these stocks and are only allowing them to sell their positions! Diamond hands only, fuckers. Disclaimer - we are not financial advisors. We just like these stocks. Then, because this is a sports podcast, the bath boys talk Deshaun Watson trade news and have a special interview with B3T Sports blogger, Matlack. The three of them talk about the Top 40 Players in the NBA. Go to b3tsports.com and read Matlack's articles so you can be apart of this debacle. Also call into the bath line you fucks! 312-600-5460 and drop a pick for us to read on air.

The Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl! And that means Andy and Ian are making some money! One year ago, Ian made the dumbest bet of his life and it's actually going to print paper. Money printer go BRRRR. In this episode, the bath boys talk fast food, Jimmy Buckets, Matthew Stafford to the Colts, the NFC and AFC Championship games (duh), Aaron Rodgers leaving Green Bay, Tom Brady being a god, Patrick Mahomes dying young, and Josh Allen being the next Philip Rivers. End the episode with a good source of Vitamin C.

Andy and Ian talk fantasy basketball strategy and how you can win your fantasy league. If you could change any rule in the NFL, what would it be? The bath boys explore the dumbest rules in football and what needs to be changed. Spoiler - one of them is the onside kick. There are better solutions! Then they preview the NFC and AFC Championship games. Aaron Rodgers gets home field advantage, but don't bet against Playoff Tom. Will Patrick Mahomes play? Does it even matter when you have a stud backup like Chad Henne? Also, Philip Rivers is retiring. Sad! Is he a Hall of Famer? Depends if you're a stat guy. Finish the episode with triathlon talk. One of the bath boys is doing an Ironman!

Andy and Ian recap the NFL Divisional Round Playoffs. The Packers are looking SPICY with Revenge Tour Rodgers. The Rams never had a chance. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong for the Ravens. Justin Tucker is still the best kicker in the NFL. Lamar got a concussion because the centers can't snap a ball TO SAVE THEIR LIVES! The Bills Mafia are a classy bunch. Browns got screwed by the dumbest rule in football and a missed helmet to helmet call. Patrick Mahomes has a tweaked nerve? Bath time story time involving thousands of dollars tied to the Chiefs winning the SuperBowl. Drew Brees *probably* played his last game in the NFL. Bucs defense is legit. Playoff Tom is on another level. Watch out Packers!

James Harden has been traded to the Nets! Andy and Ian discuss the trade and who they think will make the NBA Finals this year. Andy apparently is going to start DFS Basketball again. His wallet cries. The bath boys go into a long ass segment about VR because Ian just got the Oculus Quest 2. It's an awesome piece of technology and you should get one. For real, the future is now. After that, they preview all of the NFL Playoff games this weekend. The Rams are no longer frauds, but they play the best team in the NFC. The Ravens defense needs another big game vs Josh Allen. Did Patrick Mahomes rest too much? And the Brady vs Brees Bowl will be epic. Don't bet against Playoff Tom. There's even some prop bets that will take your fancy along the way. So press play and come on in!

NFL SUPER Wild Card Playoffs are in the books! Andy and Ian are here to dissect everything. Just like that frog you dissected in high school. Well Andy doesn't know, he never went to high school. That's probably why he keeps losing dumb bets to Ian. Philip Rivers throws like a girl, Rams are booking a one way flight OUT of Fraudland, Tampa Tom drinks some Heineken, the Ravens STOMP all over the Titans and their fucking logo, the Bears kick us all in the nuts instead of an extra point, and the Steelers let the Browns shit all over their chests. Wrap up with the College Football National Championship game... WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?! Money?? Fuck off!

Andy and Ian open the episode with some Deshaun Watson trade rumors. Does he actually want a trade out of Houston? If so, what are some good landing spots? Spoiler - not the Washington Football Team! After that, the bath boys preview all of the NFL Playoff games this weekend and there's TONS to talk about! Are the Colts even good? Andy thinks so! The Rams and the Seahawks are going to Fraud battle. Playoff Tom is here to party. Yes, Ian goes on a long Ravens rant. Get used to it. It's REVENGE SZN. The Saints have a HUGE spread vs the Bears (it's double digits). The Browns are cursed and will have to beat the Princes of Fraudland without their head coach. Wrap up the episode with some bath line calls, so come splash around with us!

The NFL regular season is over! Fuck, it's so sad. What are the bath boys going to do?? They're going to host an impromptu awards show! That's right, it's called the Duckies. Like Rubber Ducky... get it? But before that, Andy and Ian recap all of the Week 17 games. Andy's dreams come true and the Jets fire Adam Gase, the Browns make their first playoff appearance in 18 years, the Eagles are tanking bastards, the Bears fall ass backwards into the playoffs thanks to a Kyler Murray injury, the Kings of Fraudland will play the Court Jesters of Fraudland in the Fraudland Bowl, the Chiefs LOSE to the Chargers because the Chiefs stink- not because they benched Patrick Mahomes, and the Ravens are seeking REVENGE against the Titans. After all the recap, the official Duckies are given out to MVP, best RB, WR, Defensive player, and Kicker. Just kidding, we didn't give anything to kickers... but if we did, Justin Tucker would've been a lock. And no- not because he's a Ravens, but because he's the GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

In this special New Years episode, Andy and Ian discuss college football playoffs, NBA, and Week 17 in the NFL. It's the last regular season week! Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. There are TONS of playoff scenarios and the bath boys do their best to go over every single one. That's the bath boy guarantee! Aaron Rodgers seems to be the shoe in for MVP, but there's a lad in Buffalo who could shock the world. Big Ben is being rested by the Steelers, so all Browns have to do is not fuck it up. Which they totally might. Also, you CAN'T be a diehard fan of 2 NFL teams... thanks for coming to our Ted talk. Start your New Year off right and push play!