Bet Bath & Beyond

Full disclosure, Andy and Ian kickoff the episode with NBA talk. Ian won his first fantasy basketball matchup. MJ vs Lebron debate. Classic cliche shit. But nothing beats football! And Week 16 is in the books! Kamara kills the Vikings and almost gets a league record. Cardinals are not good but why? Fitzmagic beats the Raiders. Jon Gruden calls plays like a kindergartner. Ravens control their own playoff destiny thanks to the Jets... and the Steelers. Colts blow a huge lead to the Steelers and might miss the playoffs because of it. Bears look explosive. Please sign Mitch and Nagy to a long term deal. Aaron Rodgers is your 2020 MVP. Preview the MNF Bills vs Patriots game. Patriots have their first losing record in 20 years. Official end to the New England dynasty. Brady or Belichick? Bath boys investigate.

It's our special Christmas episode! The NBA is back. Ian joined a fantasy basketball league and has no idea what he's doing. After basketball talk, Andy and Ian preview NFL Week 16 and give out their picks. You couldn't ask for a better Christmas present because these picks are guaranteed locks. Maybe. Our lawyer said we couldn't say that but fuck him, we don't care where he went to law school. We have NFL on Christmas day! And Saturday! And Sunday! And Monday! Jesus Christ himself couldn't think of a better birthday weekend. One Christmas wish to baby Jesus: please let the Dolphins, Browns, or Colts lose this weekend so that the Ravens can make the playoffs. Amen. 

Andy and Ian recap the NFL Week 15 games and discuss who covered their spreads. Guess what? The Jets covered. Long live the LA Kings of Fraudland! I hope Trevor Lawrence likes Jacksonville! Pack a bathing suit. The Colts, Browns, or Dolphins really need to lose a game in the next 2 weeks or the Ravens are FUCKED. Bears and Cowboys playoff hopes are still alive. Vikings are GONE. Tom Brady embarrasses the Falcons AGAIN. Kyler and the Cardinals are heating up. Steelers really look like 11 win trash as they choke to the Bengals. Someone tell Juju to STOP DANCING ON THE LOGOS! Hey, is it true we have a Christmas game this week? What's going on? Is this real? And more Saturday games! This weekend is going to be tighter than Santa's asshole coming down the chimney. 

Andy and Ian predict the Raiders vs Chargers TNF game. One of them gets it right, guess who? His name rhymes with Dian. Derek Carr gets injured. Marcus Mariota plays great as a backup. Someone tell him that he's not washed up yet! Josh Jacobs and Darren Waller put up major fantasy points. Justin Herbert and the Chargers are on the "up and up". After the TNF recap, the bath boys preview all of the Week 15 games. Hey, there are Saturday games this week! Right on. The Dolphins need to lose at all costs. So do the Colts. And the Browns. Basically any team that stands in front of the Ravens making the playoffs. Andy and Ian make a couple live bets and they wrap up the podcast with nerd talk. Ian is buying and selling rare Pokemon trading cards. It's like art!

THE RAVENS WIN! WHAT A CRAZY GAME! Andy loses his second shotgun beer bet. But we're getting ahead of ourselves... we start with Week 14 Sunday recap. Ian loses $10 to Andy on the Vikings vs Bucs bet. No idea why he made that bet (wine). Patrick Mahomes throws 3 interceptions but manages to beat the rising Dolphins. The Bears absolutely wreck the Texans. They still won't make the playoffs. Colts stonewall the Raiders. The Washington Football Team's defense puts the team on its back. Eagles upset the Saints! Is Jalen Hurts the real deal? Or are the Saints frauds? Speaking of frauds... the Steelers lose to the Bills. Ok, back to the Ravens. What a rollercoaster of a game. Lamar left due to "cramps" but was able to wipe and get back on the field in the final 2 minutes! Also, Justin Tucker is the best kicker in the NFL. The cherry on top was the safety on the last play for the Ravens backdoor cover. Andy is going to shotgun a tall boy for breakfast (maybe). Follow us on Instagram to see the video.

Andy and Ian record before and after the TNF Patriots vs Rams game. Yes, the Rams SMOKED the Pats... but are the Rams still frauds? Is Ian the only person in the world who thinks they're FAKE?? After that, the bath boys preview the rest of the Week 14 games and have a series of debates. Is Taysom Hill the starting QB after Brees retires? Is Dak going to the Bears? Who are the Top 5 teams in the NFL? Who wins Rookie of the Year? Who chokes harder, the Falcons or the Chargers? PLUS - another shotgun bet is made! Spoiler - it's on the MNF Ravens vs Browns game. I wonder who picked the Ravens?? Go grab the bath bombs because we're never leaving this tub!

Andy and Ian recap all of the Week 13 Sunday games. The Bears continue to lose in hilarious fashion. The Jets will not let anyone get in their way of drafting Trevor Lawrence, not even the Raiders. Are the Browns actually good? The Seahawks decided to drop a load on themselves and lose to the Giants. Carson Wentz gets benched and it Hurts. THE STEELERS ARE NO LONGER UNDEFEATED AND IAN CALLED THE SCORE. Fantasy football playoff strategies: is it cool to intentionally leave spots empty? The bath boys wrap up the episode by previewing the Cowboys vs Ravens and Patriots vs LA Kings of Fraudland games. Lamar is back baby!

Ian starts off the episode with a rant about the refs being completely incompetent in the Ravens vs Steelers game. Yes, it was a delay of game on the Steelers and yes the Steelers were 4th and inches with 2 minutes left in the game. Andy says shit happens and to move on. This angers Ian and he talks about his back being strong like a camel or something. Weird fucking conversation. Will Fuller the 5th is doing steroids and is suspended. Carson Wentz to the Bears?! How many losses will the Chiefs have for the rest of the season? Who will beat the Steelers?? What are the current odds for the Jets to go 0-16? All will be answered along with Week 13 previews! Take off the pants but leave the tie on, it's professional attire in the bath this week.

Andy and Ian recap all of the Week 12 NFL games... well almost all of them. The Ravens and Steelers game continues to be postponed. But don't worry, they preview that game! Matt Patricia was fired over the holidays. A practice squad wide receiver started as quarterback. The LA Kings of Fraudland are the most inconsistent team in football. The Raiders got their shit punched in by the Falcons. And Mitch Trubisky reminded everyone that he's still very bad. He fumbled like 69 times this week. Cap off the episode with MNF Seahawks vs Eagles and good gravy Carson Wentz needs TO GO. Also Russ isn't MVP worthy anymore. We've got ALOT to talk about so get naked and jump in.

Andy and Ian record a special Thanksgiving episode instead of hanging out with their families. Ian's in the mountains with terrible wifi and Andy's in a basement somewhere in the midwest with a whole farm of animals. They talk about the Ravens vs Steelers game being postponed and whether the Steelers got SCREWED this season with covid (the 49ers sure did). They preview some Week 11 matchups including the Thanksgiving games. Wrap up the episode with a complete list of ROASTS for all 32 NFL teams. If you hate some of your family members, be sure to take notes on what to bring up at the dinner table if they're a fan of a NFL team. Gobble gobble!