Bet Bath & Beyond

Andy and Ian recap all of the Week 11 action starting with Sunday's slate. Somewhere during this recap, Andy challenges Ian to a duel at high noon completely unprovoked. He starts screaming about QB wins and whether it's a real stat and blah blah blah. The whole thing was blown WAY out of proportion. Sounds like a typical sports debate between the bath boys. They are both completely mental. Good news! Bets were hitting this week as the Jets covered and Cleveland produced another bad weather Under. Bad news! Joe Borrow is out the rest of the season and the Ravens are fighting for their playoff lives with a loss to the Titans. Grab a beer, kick back, and get comfortable because this episode is fucking long! Maybe fast forward through Andy's psychotic rants.

Andy and Ian record before and after the TNF game featuring the shortest quarterbacks in the NFL. Ian goes all in and gives three lock bets for the game that absolutely DON'T HIT. Why would they? After the game, the bath boys get back in the recording booth and preview all of the NFL Week 11 games. Then they have a cute little segment called Prop Corner and go over bets that actually aren't props but futures. The segment needs to be renamed to include the word "future" in it. Actually, I'll put it in the title. THEN Ian loses all of his audio because his files wouldn't export. So the bath boys do the whole thing again. Andy gets drunk too. What a wild episode.

Andy and Ian recap all of the electrifying NFL Week 10 games. Nick Chubb and the Cardinals are bad for sports betting. They absolutely nail the bad weather unders this week. Ian's Jared Goff prop bet was free money. Andy's 10 game parlay blew up and not in a good way. Kyler Murray is putting up MVP level stats and might win it this year. Ian goes off on a rant about the Ravens losing and has video evidence of the refs cheating in Foxboro. Predictions and then review of the MNF game featuring the Vikings and Bears. When will the ridiculous Bears offense play calling stop?? Wrap up the show with Week 11 TNF preview: Cardinals vs Seahawks (finally a Thursday Night Game to be excited about!)

Andy and Ian kickoff the episode with some Masters talk! Neither of them are golf guys, but they give it their best shot (ha). Ian talks about the Masters pool he's in and which golfers he picked. Beauty and the Beast (Brooks and Bryson) are on the list. After golf talk, the bath boys get right into the Colts vs Titans TNF game. The Titans are straight up frauds and there's no denying it. How does Stephen Gostkowski still have a job? Second half of the show is previewing NFL Week 10 and making picks. As always, hammer the Ravens baby!

Andy and Ian discuss the aftermath of their Sunday bets. Andy shotgunned a heavy beer for breakfast. All the parlays died thanks to the Seahawks, GET A FUCKING DEFENSE! They discuss a lil college football (just the Clemson vs Notre Dame game) and then they give their predictions for the MNF matchup between the Patriots and the Jets. Ian takes a Cam Newton prop bet. Then the bath boys record after the MNF game and recap. Ian might have fallen asleep during the 3rd Quarter. Wrap up with a preview of the TNF game Colts vs Titans. Sheesh that's alot! Bath water's always warm for ya so get in here! Clothing optional.

Andy and Ian make their predictions before the Packers vs 49ers practice squad TNF game. Afterwards, they preview the rest of the NFL Week 9 schedule. Revenge of the shotgun bet! Andy accidentally bets Ian another morning beer shotgun because he doesn't know how to read spreads. There is NO CHANCE Andy wins this bet. Also, put your parlay pants on because Ian has a 9 game alt spread parlay for the people and Andy live picks his 10 game parlay. Ole Parlay! 

Andy and Ian recap all of the NFL Week 8 games but in the weirdest fucking order. The shotgun beer bet is over! Find out who lost. Spoiler - it's Ian. If you didn't know that, you're an idiot who doesn't follow us on social media. There's a ton of fantasy football talk in this episode. Brace yourselves for the return of Antonio Brown and should you drop Kittle from your fantasy team? The bath boys give their bets/predictions before the MNF game and Ian desperately needs Tom Brady to score UNDER 20 fantasy points. His sanity and liver are on the line. The bath water is extra warm today, so come on in!

Andy and Ian record before and after the Falcons vs Panthers game. Andy includes it in his 10 game parlay for the week. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him! Then they give their recap afterwards and preview the rest of the NFL Week 8 games. Quick - what's your favorite Christmas movie? Well if you don't know, see if it's one of the many we scatter throughout this episode. That's why Christmas is in the title. Makes sense now, sorta. The bath boys wrap up the show with some World Series talk and Andy brings up soccer (huh??) because he has a Premier League pick for the people. Let's go!

Andy and Ian break down all of the Week 7 NFL games, including MNF Bears vs Rams. They cry about Andy's 10 game parlay losing in dramatic fashion, they laugh at the Falcons losing in dramatic fashion, they yell at each other in dramatic fashion. Andy still thinks 10 winless SuperBowl appearances are better than 1 SuperBowl win. He needs to be carted away to the looney bin. This man should not be out and about with his terrible takes on the loose. No one is safe!

Andy and Ian record before the TNF game and give their picks. AB might get signed once he's off suspension and the Ravens plan to sign Dez Bryant to the practice squad. This spawns the great debate, who would you rather have on your team? The answer is painfully obvious. The bath boys then recap the Giants vs Eagles game and preview NFL Week 7. Wrap up the show with a Bath Line call in. Call into the Bath Line 312-600-5460.