Close your eyes.  Hum that familiar John Williams tune.  Listen for the crack of the bullwhip.

Then drop all that and get ready for a pale imitation.

Sound clips from old VHS recordings that are over 30 years old.

Matt's music choices are questioned, plus we completely forget a segment and have to backtrack.

All this and more in this week's episode.

Put your sunglasses on, spit out your gum and kick some ass.

In a way this is a prima facie example of what this podcast is or should be.  Talking about an 80s movie of questionable stature and riffing on other shit.

Had an audio issue and Doug was a dick, but anyway...Matt as a ventriloquist?

Also why Indigo is the most important color.

Guess who's back.  Back again.  Freddy's back.  Tell a friend not to go to sleep...

Not as long as usual.

An entry intro a storied franchise that yields uneven results.

Check for yourself.

After a brief hiatus we come back to tackle the deep issues:

Sexism.

Fidelity on deep space trips.

Whether leather jackets are okay.

We had some audio issues so if they're there, deal with it.

All this and more....

Back at home and all the guests have left.  Matt and Doug take a swing at their first (?) rated G film.

Will the Muppets bring it home?

Will the podcast be safe for work?

Is Kermit a cuck?

All this and more as we dip our toe into a universe that gave Matt buyer's remorse...

For the first time in 2022 we let a fox in the fully populated hen house and are rewarded with a nearly four and a half hour podcast.

This is a big one.  This is Die Hard, bitch!

Is there any way that a seminal film from 1988 doesn't hold up?

What is a wobbly H?

What are the best healthcare options for the self employed?

This and so much more...

This ain't your parent Star Wars.  It ain't Star Wars at all.

Some magical connections of parallel thinking happen. 

Can a ballsack save a planet?

A lot of Frankensteining in the middle of the episode, see if you can tell where.

Our Xmas episode is announced and is the end of the podcast upon us.  Listen to find out.

Bronson is back to kill more bad guys.  Matt is back to kill more ear drums.

Short podcast.  Really short.

Happy Thanksgiving y'all

Matt is concussed and smells.  Doug gets probed.  We talk about being immortal.  The show gets called out by a new listener.

Absolutely no one will notice, but no lobby breaks in this film.

Best high movie going experiences and other stuff are discussed along with actually talking about the movie.

Matt gets sad.  Both Matt and Doug try to avoid caricatures though the movie leans into them.  

A decision is made about Star Wars films.

All that and the realization that the show has come down to talking about the weather.