Beth & Meg &...

It's been awhile, folks, and we have missed you! Now we have something new and exciting to share with you!

This week we talk Valentine's tragedies, Alabama stereotypes, and why we would never be able to climb the corporate ladder in Japan. Also, Bethany has some very strong feelings about Toto. #it'sallgravybaby

This week we talk about our second annual jaunt to New Orleans (the food, THE FOOD!!! BUTTER LOVE, BABY!), haunting Shane's man-crush, and the less-drama-than-last-year's Academy Awards ceremony. #shalalalalalalows

This week we discuss who would play us in the live action version of our lives, the nuances between invisibility and invincibility, and what the best part of being Superman would be. And then things get dark...

It's the new year and it is time to discuss the tyranny of children's birthday parties, what movies we saw over the holiday break, and why Theodore Roosevelt was right about carrying a big stick. Also, what book we would be sworn into Congress with, our new favorite media figure, and really poorly thought out videos that hit the internet this week. And then we fix immigration. Just kidding.

This week we talk about how we are just like Aaron Sorkin, the worst bridezilla EVER, and the party Meg wants to throw that Bethany will never attend. Also why a couple of nuns need a Whoopie intervention, Meg's beef with Payless Shoe Source, and why we could all use a cheesy Gordita crunch right about now.

It's been a few weeks but we are back in business, reliving our lovely Thanksgiving celebration, gearing up for the craziness of Christmas, and lamenting the fact that people think we are so cool (snort, snort!). Also, what the state of Utah needs learn from Megan, why we are all speciests, and our offer to the Academy Awards. Oh, and Shane makes an unexpected appearance (tee-tee!)! #learntosayno #restingchurchface #funeralpotatoes #minionoftheantichrist #amusebouche

Today we talk about beloved children's television characters we can't stand, how to lose our vote, and why no one told you life was gonna be this way. Also where we want to spend our eternal slumber, how we flaunt our bling, and our requirements to sail on Titanic 2. Finally, why Nebraska is the best state ever. And, by the way, the election is still not over in Arizona. #danieltiger #breakingnews #friends #flauntmywealth #drzhivago #codegrandma #wheredoyouspreadthem #titanic2 #BillyZane #cremebruleepotatoes

This week we talk about why physics can really kill a Halloween costume, the tyranny of neighborhood gifts, and what Megan should expect at Bethany's Thanksgiving table. Then we talk movies that make our toes CURL! #halloween #we'renumber2 #clot #nevermore #driveyomommaloco #whipitgood #hungryman #salisburysteak #booyahbobcats