Jesus' story in Matthew 25:1-13 about the judgement of the nations has been quoted in public spheres, political arenas, and church pulpits for many years. The history of the interpretation of this text has itself been diverse and complex. For many, it is a 'go-to text' - as a rallying cry for social justice and activism on behalf of the poor, vulnerable and dispossessed in our world, or a warning about the eternal destiny of punishment that awaits the unbelieving goats of the nations. This first talk will uncover some surprising alternative readings.