22. 27 Club by Betsy Boss Podcast

(To the tune of Piano Man by Long Island native, Billy Joel)

It’s nine o’ clock on a Tuesday; Betsy Boss Podcast on my iPhone. There’s an old man sitting next to me; thank god that I’m wearing headphones.

He says son can I relay a memory; of a fearful man f***ed in the head? It’s sad and it’s creepy and won’t make you sleepy, so I wouldn’t listen before bed.

Sing us a song, you’re the killer, man; sing us a song tonight, cuz we’re all in the mood to know who you are, and you’ve got us so full of fright.

Now the LISK only targets sex worker girls; and he only picks shorter girls too;

So don’t get depression, are you in the oldest profession? If you’re not, the LISK doesn’t want you.

#FREEBRITNEY ...Oh baby baby... OOPS! Betsy Boss did it again with a new episode dropping tomorrow about the incredible, legendary Miss #BritneySpears. You’ve been begging “GIMME MORE,” well we’re here to say that if you want more, we’ll give you more. Get "In the Zone" with us tomorrow for an episode to shake the ages. Is Britney’s relationship with her conservators “Toxic,” or is she really “Stronger” than ever? You’ll have to listen to find out. It’s Britney, bitch.

If you’ve stuck with us this far, congratulations! That means you’ve heard about the crime, the (lack of) time, and our favorite suspect, brother Burke. But have you thought about all the pieces of evidence? Have you considered the other potential suspects outside the Ramsey household? This episode will wrap up our Jonbenet series by taking you back to the ‘90s when we all played Guess Who! We bet we’ve got some suspects you’ve never heard of before, including the local electrician, the loyal housekeeper, and the friendly neighborhood Santa Claus! Don’t sleep on Santa, people, because he sees you when you’re sleeping and he’s got full access to your chimney!

Betsy Boss is doing its "doodie" and kicking off part 2 of the three-part saga of the mysterious death of Jonbenet Ramsey wherein we bust open the (bathroom) door on Jonbenet's brother, Burke. Did Burke kill Jonbenet? Many of you are sure he did. Others of you aren't sure but think something with Burke "just doesn't smell right"... But if Burke killed his sister, how did he do it? And why? Not to worry, Betsy Boss is here to explore the evidence we have, the leading theories, our personal ideas, and the audience's input to try and unpack this stinker of a mystery.

Tonight on Betsy Boss is segment one of our first multi-part episode, where we delve into one of the most mysterious murders of all time; that of Jonbenet Ramsey, the 6-year-old daughter of wealthy Colorado socialites, John and Patsy Ramsey. Between the beauty queens, the wealth, and the scandal, this murder has just too much to unpack, so we’re breaking it down. This week, we’re looking into the ransom note that was left upon Jonbenet’s disappearance. We’ll have you hiding in your basement - or your wine cellar - while still peeking out to learn more. The Betsy Boss girls will also share our own theories on who murdered Jonbenet. Was it her parents, an intruder, or someone else entirely? That’s what we’re here to figure out!

It’s clear that not all mother-daughter relationships are good ones. In fact, some are downright acrimonious. But tonight on Betsy Boss, we saved the drama for your mama - better yet, for the “mother dearest” of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, the master manipulator and child abuser, Dee Dee Blanchard. Trust us when we say, this story is to die for. Munch popcorn while we teach you about Münchausen syndrome by Proxy, a factitious disorder that’s a real MOTHER. If you’re not hooked yet, this story has it all: a love connection forged on a Christian dating site and an escaped hostage in disguise! Mother May I tune in for all the crazy Dee-Dee-tails? Yes you may, because this is a story only a mother could love.

Lesbihonest ... it’s pride month and we’re in the midst of black lives matter protests, so naturally we had to do an LGBTQ+/Black Lives Matter crossover episode! Tonight on Betsy Boss, we’re talking about the infamous “New Jersey 4,” a gay girl gang that went out for a night on the town and ended up in prison. We discuss the implications of the girls’ sexual orientation and race, and how the media contributed to the sensationalism surrounding the event! It’s a wild story, but we know you’re ready to party like it’s 2006!

In this aptly-times episode, Betsy Boss delves into the story of Cyntoia Brown, a black woman convicted of murder and robbery at age 16. Betsy Boss discusses the complexities of the legal system regarding minors who are charged as adults, and the implications stemming therefrom. Betsy Boss wants you to decide: Did Cyntoia act in self-defense against a perceived threat? Or did she murder and rob her “John” in a cruel and heartless manner? Regardless of where you stand, this much is clear: Cyntoia’s redemption story of a wild and fascinating ride through the American Prison System, and how it pertains specifically to people of color.

What’s cold, refreshing, and deliciously moist? Who else but our girl, the talented musician / comedian turned actress, Awkwafina?! Today, the Betsy Boss girls end Asian Heritage Month by throwing a spotlight on one of their favorite stars! If you want to start the short work week like an operatic ballad rather than like grandpa’s cabbage, join us in the celebration by singing along with us to Awkwafina’s smash hit “My Vag”! We’ll also be touching on some other bodily functions we’d rather not acknowledge in the workplace! Find out what makes Awkwafina a genius and why her vagina is 50 times better than a penis.