In this week's episode we discuss the 2006 action film Ultraviolet, which is currently available to watch on Starz. We gotta be honest--this was a really bad movie, but we try our best to make sense of what could be described as a mix of Kill Bill, The Matrix, Aeon Flux, and maybe Blade? There were several questions we just couldn't answer such as why Violet's hair and clothes sometimes change colors and why the villain wore nose plugs? Plus, one of us is bothered by the fact that the vampire-like hero doesn't have fangs or drink blood.