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This week we're breaking down the week 4 games, making our week 5 predictions and so much more. The gang talks Davante Adams, injuries, good football, bad football, and is Joe Burrow overrated?

Welcome to the only podcast to have a guest that sides with Derwin James not getting suspended.

Football is stupid and also dumb sometimes. Fortunately, Kev has his emotional support Cel this week to ease his pain. Will and TC3 are out of the office this week, so Kev, Cam, and Cel break down a very weird Week 3 of the NFL season. Cam is already falling very behind in the picks for this year, and he is looking for suggestions of what flavor of melted ice cream he should drink at the end of the year when he loses. Does Cam hate Justin Herbert? Can Will's pirate meter be revived next week? Why didn't Jacob Cowing get any snaps against the Rams? Some questions we may never find the answers to. We do have the answer to one question though. Tune in to find out who really has the worst contract in the history of football.

Welcome back to the only podcast that thinks Montreal is in France.

TC3 is so happy about Joe Alt's big day that he decided to take a vacation. Kev, Will, and Cam discuss the massive wave of injuries over the last two weeks that leave everyone wondering if all the teams are playing on MetLife's field. We recap all of week 2 with Will's Pirate Meter being off the charts. Some hot takes on the week 3 slate with Cam already finding himself the heavy favorite for last place.

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This week we're breaking down the week 1 games, who did well, who didn't, which quarterbacks threw for under 100 yards (spoiler alert: only 1) and everything else. We're also giving our week 2 picks.

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet to prove Raiders and Chiefs fans can coexist on a Zoom call.

This week football is BACK! We're running through the full slate of week 1 games and making our picks (Picks are back!). Listen in as the fellas give their hot takes, cold takes, and takes we had to edit out for legal reasons. Will Aaron Rodgers ball out? Will the Chiefs lose a single game? Will Cam pick against a bird team? The world may never know.

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This week the fellas all thought real long and hard and came up with a slogan for every team this season. Except for TC3, he just stole Will's homework, and Will is mysteriously absent from this episode. Anyway, we give our take on what slogan we think best embodies each team heading into the 2024 season, some might be good, some might be okay, some might be sung for comedic effect. Tune in to find out what your team's slogan is.

Welcome back to the only podcast around that knows the difference between a mountain lion, a puma, and a cougar.

This week we're breaking down the NFC, brick by brick, and predicting who we think will come out on top in each division and take their run all the way through the playoffs. Spoiler Alert: Kev is high on the Niners and Dark Aura Cam is lightening up to the idea of the Lions this season. Listen in for only the most correct takes possible.

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This week we're previewing the AFC. We're breaking it down conference by conference, nobody is safe (Except maybe the Chiefs) and giving our honest take on who we think comes out on top this year. As always we are not all exactly on the same page, so tune in to find out who's wrong!

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web known to improve with age. Give this episode a listen in a few years to really let it mellow out.

This week football is (more) back! And we're running down our individual wishlists for the preseason. Is it the Niners signing Brandon Aiyuk? Is it weaponized offensive linemen? Could be both! Either way be sure to tune in as everyone breaks down what they want to see.

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast on the web that just hopes both teams have fun.