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Welcome back to the only podcast around that you don't need an ID to buy.

This week we're breaking down the week 1 games, who did well, who didn't, which quarterbacks threw for under 100 yards (spoiler alert: only 1) and everything else. We're also giving our week 2 picks.

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet to prove Raiders and Chiefs fans can coexist on a Zoom call.

This week football is BACK! We're running through the full slate of week 1 games and making our picks (Picks are back!). Listen in as the fellas give their hot takes, cold takes, and takes we had to edit out for legal reasons. Will Aaron Rodgers ball out? Will the Chiefs lose a single game? Will Cam pick against a bird team? The world may never know.

Welcome back to the only podcast west-ish of the Mississippi.

This week the fellas all thought real long and hard and came up with a slogan for every team this season. Except for TC3, he just stole Will's homework, and Will is mysteriously absent from this episode. Anyway, we give our take on what slogan we think best embodies each team heading into the 2024 season, some might be good, some might be okay, some might be sung for comedic effect. Tune in to find out what your team's slogan is.

Welcome back to the only podcast around that knows the difference between a mountain lion, a puma, and a cougar.

This week we're breaking down the NFC, brick by brick, and predicting who we think will come out on top in each division and take their run all the way through the playoffs. Spoiler Alert: Kev is high on the Niners and Dark Aura Cam is lightening up to the idea of the Lions this season. Listen in for only the most correct takes possible.

Welcome back to the only podcast around that knows how to properly zipper merge on the highway.

This week we're previewing the AFC. We're breaking it down conference by conference, nobody is safe (Except maybe the Chiefs) and giving our honest take on who we think comes out on top this year. As always we are not all exactly on the same page, so tune in to find out who's wrong!

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web known to improve with age. Give this episode a listen in a few years to really let it mellow out.

This week football is (more) back! And we're running down our individual wishlists for the preseason. Is it the Niners signing Brandon Aiyuk? Is it weaponized offensive linemen? Could be both! Either way be sure to tune in as everyone breaks down what they want to see.

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast on the web that just hopes both teams have fun.

Welcome back to the only NFL podcast on the web that just hopes both teams have fun.

This week we're back and we're looking at the over/under on wins for every team in the NFC, and boy is it contentious. We've got good bad teams, bad good teams, and some absurd lines you'd be a fool to not take the under on (or would you?)

Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi that can can spell Mississippi without spell check.

This week we're looking at schedules in general, and the AFC in particular. Vegas has lines out for every team's win/loss and we're running through them all, taking the over or the under and hashing it out as to why we're definitely right. Some are obvious, some are not. Some are gross and we hate our picks but you'd have to be an idiot to not take them, right?!?

Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to be brave enough to ask the question "Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?"

This week we're diving deep into the latest NFL news by ranking the top breakfast foods, from eggs and bacon to toast and hash browns, we cover it all. We leave no stone unturned (drinks included) as we give our unfiltered takes on this hot topic around the league.