Better On Paper

Better On Paper

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Better On Paper episodes

  • 30. Brady is Back and March (Free Agency) Madness

    We're back!

    This week we do a rundown of all the major free agency moves since the season ended. We talk Aaron Rodgers' relatively drama-free resigning with Green Bay, Russ getting dealt to Denver, Tom Brady is back already! (8:00), Trubisky to Pittsburgh, Deshaun Watson is back on the market (16:30), Where will Baker end up? (19:30), Von Miller gets 6yrs/$120 million and he's THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD (26:30), Khalil Mack gets dealt to the Charges, Davantae Adams links back up with Derek Carr in Las Vegas (32:00), Kev does not like Trent Baalke (37:30), and we talk a little March Madness.


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    46 min
  • 29. Better On Paper of the Year Awards: NFL Edition

    Programming Note: We will be taking off next week and releasing episodes less frequently during the off-season. Expect us back in full force by the time pre-season starts.

    This week we give out our NFL superlative awards, with a twist. Listen as we crown the Rookie Coach of the Year, Football Guy of the Year, and Most Likely to be an Anime Villain, among others. Thanks for sticking with us through a whole season.


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    28 min
  • 28. Super Bowl Recap and Matt Stafford to the Hall?

    This week we wrap up with a recap of what went down during the Super Bowl. TC3 goes off on why the Rams aren't a "super team" (1:30), Kev explains a "guy off" (5:00), Cam talks packages (15:00) (you can't make this stuff up), OBJ is out with a torn ACL (19:30), throwing a tantrum seems like a good way to get traded, looking at you, Kyler (21:00), we talk Urban Meyer landing spots (24:30), recap our prop bets from the big game (27:00), Cam is our resident rap expert (28:30), Did Cooper Kupp have the best wide receiver season ever? (Yes.) (36:30), is Matthew Stafford a lock for the Hall of Fame now? (40:30), we also talk retirement rumors (45:00) and NFL Honors, including Aaron Rodgers snagging MVP.


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    53 min
  • 27. Super Bowl Preview feat. Harambe

    This week Cam has finally recovered from covid long enough to fly back over the Atlantic to record with us again. Tyler is also joining us for another episode because he had nothing better to do.


    This week we're previewing the Super Bowl matchup, including the ridiculous amount of studly players in it (6:30), we also make our picks on some player performance prop bets (9:30), discuss whether or not Tails ever fails (15:00), we get into some wilder prop bets including the color of Snoop Dogg's shoes (23:30), there is a non-zero chance Harambe gets a shoutout if the Bengals win (RIP) (44:00), is Stafford a lock for the Hall of Fame with a win this week? (47:30), and we discuss this week's head coaching hires (49:00)


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    57 min
  • 26. The GOAT Goes Out To Pasture

    Plot twist! Cam got the rona so he's stuck quarantining in the UK, so everybody's favorite guest (replacement?) host Tyler is back!

    This week we recap the Chiefs Bengals game, we try to figure out how Joe Burrow is so smooth (1:30), how is Travis Kelce always open (8:00), is Evan McPherson more swaggy than Joe Burrow? (11:45) We dive into Coingate pt. 2 (14:30), Cam gives his take (17:00), we recap the Rams Niners game (21:00), Deebo is the Niners offense (22:45), Kev cannot pronounce Ben Skorownek's last name (24:00), will the Lions have a winning season next year? (32:00 And we get into this week's news feat. Harbaugh interviewing with the Vikings (37:15), Washington gets a new name (42:15), Brian Flores sues the NFL, Broncos, and Giants (44:00), and Tom Brady (aka the GOAT) calls it a career (53:30)

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    1 hr 2 min
  • 25. Make Overtime Fun Again

    This week we're back again with our guest Tyler while Cam is away in the UK (we swear we didn't fire him)! This week we recap the divisional games, starting with the Bills vs Chiefs and the real MVP of that game, the coin. We discuss why the overtime rules suck (6:00) and TC3 tosses out some unique ideas for replacement rules, we talk Rams vs Bucs (12:00), Niners vs Packers (15:30), Kev tells us how he almost turned down tickets to Lambeau Field, as well as a story about how he was approached by a man at a urinal. We ask the age-old question "Is Tom Brady retiring?" (25:30) and talk Michael Jordan comparisons, recap the Bengals Titans games (feat. big dick kicker) (32:45), Derrick Henry played with a friggin metal plate in his foot (!), TC3 explains the Kev Theorem of Quarterbacks (37:00), Cam calls in again from under the sea (40:00), we make our conference champ picks (51:00), Tyler and Kev play Against the Spread (55:30), and the Rams are absolute cowards for restricting ticket sales.


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    1 hr 5 min
  • 24. Wild Wild Wildcard feat. Tdunc

    Good morning (afternoon?) listeners, this week we have a special guest filling in for Cam, who is galavanting around the UK like a dandy for the next two weeks. Tyler joins us as we dive into our recap of Wildcard weekend, including notable events such as a misplaced whistle during the Raiders game. We also discuss why Joe Burrow is so likable, Mike Mayock is relieved of his duties (3:30), the Dolphins are big dumb dumbs, Buffalo trounces New England, Tampa also trounces Philly (9:15), why does Troy Aikman always look high? (allergies), Dallas gives the Niners a late-game scare (13:00), Dak is really just Jimmy G, the Steelers Chiefs game was never a game (21:00), the Cardinals are frauds, we recap last weeks picks and make our predictions for next week (29:00), we get our first caller, Tyler is our new resident gambling expert (36:00), we play Guess That Ticket Price (50:00), and Golden Tate is back with the Lions (54:45)


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    58 min
  • 23. The Tie That Almost Was

    Strap in listeners, because we come in hot this week as we discuss the Raiders ruining everyone's weekend (mostly the Chargers) by not being cool and letting the game end in a tie. This week we also recap the rest of Week 18 (3:30), discuss whether the Chiefs are looking vulnerable (7:00), Nagy tries to tank the tank (11:30), Zach Wilson is putting up Aaron Rodgers numbers (17:45), the Dolphins have a weird win streak against the Patriots (21:30) and Flores getting fired was a small brain move, would Jim Harbaugh leave Michigan for the NFL (27:30), we make our wildcard picks (29:00), Tom Brady shows why AB was wrong about not hitting his incentives (36:45), we play Guess That Ticket Price (42:00), Southwest Airlines is a pro-Niners company (43:30), the CFP Championship is pointless (48:00), and Cam has a girlfriend!


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    52 min
  • 22. AB Does *checks notes* Another Wild Thing

    Howdy folks, as we settle into the dog days of Week 18 football, we discuss some recent events, such as: Antonio Brown raising the bar for on-field antics, Matt Naggy coaching himself back INTO a job (9:30), the Chiefs (brief) Era is over (10:00), Hunter Renfrow still deserves more respect, Trevor Lawrence finally threw a touchdown pass (15:00), Kev doesn't enjoy the 49ers play calling (19:30), Aaron Rodgers is the only horse left in the MVP race (23:00), Big Ben says bye bye (24:30), we make our Week 18 picks (26:30), Cam tries to drink the Tuanon kool-aid, we play another installment of (Ticket) Price is Right (32:30), if you are our one German listener, please reach out (35:30), and TC3 takes our temperature on some more hot topics.

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    And seriously, if you live in Germany and listen to our podcast, we want to meet you.

    45 min
  • 21. The Waddle Waddle is the New Gronk Spike

    This week we say goodbye to a legend in John Madden, we recap Week 16, the Cardinals' wheels are coming off (3:00), the Niners and the Titans are disappointments (7:00), Baker isn't "the guy" to Kev (11:30), Joe Burrow has the Ravens' number, is Stafford bound for the Hall? (14:30), why Rodgers is a lock for MVP, will the Jags screw up another head coaching hire? (19:00), When for the love of God will Matt Nagy be put out of his misery and fired?? (26:30), We make our week 17 pick (singular), the Waddle waddle is already iconic (36:30), We play Price is Right (39:00), TC3 makes us pick who's on Santa's naughty and nice lists (42:00), and Kev and TC3 make their CFP predictions. 


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    50 min

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The most slightly-above-average football podcast you can think of. Kev, Cam, Will, and TC3 breaking down NFL football every Thursday.