Better On Paper

Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi to have its tonsils removed twice (It's true, look it up). 

This week we are joined by the esteemed Judge Jamie(TM) as he hands down his judgement of our picks. First off, Baker is good, or at least he makes good drives after only being on a team for 2 days. We discuss. We recap the rest of week 14, including a wild journey as Jamie waxes poetic about his beloved Jets (12:00), the Bengals beat the Browns (thank God), the Lions are on a roll and Dan Campbell is finally bearing the fruits of his labor (31:00), TC3 takes a victory lap (see previous topic), Kev is Brock hard for Purdy and the Niners (45:00), we make our week 15 picks (58:00), and the games are SLOPPY! (just a bunch of water dumped all over them) Cam has a vision (fever dream?) and we play our second ever threeway edition of Guess That Ticket Price (1:11:00).

Another episode of your favorite fair & balanced NFL podcast. Cam & Kev break down the week 13 action, most teams had something to show this week regarding the final stretch of the season. Some good things, others quite bad (Broncos AGAIN). The fellas talk about what makes them view the AFC North games differently in week 14 as part of the weekly picks discussion. We close out the show with another segment of guess that ticket price, and Cam's guesses may shock you. 

Welcome back to this weeks episode of the greatest life science lecture series in the continental U.S. This week we discuss the mighty predator, the Lion as it stalks and almost takes down a whole city of Buffalo. As we recap week 12 around the NFL we discuss Zach Wilson's yips (13:00), why Cam is so bad at picking teams (17:00), how did the Commanders screw up the Sean Taylor statue (mannequin) so badly (19:00), does Russel just suck now, or is this season an outlier? TC3 and Cam get into some fantasy football bad blood (27:00), has Old Man Rodgers succumbed to father time or is this season an outlier? TC3 explains how this season doesn't count (it's an OUTLIER!) (34:00), we make our week 13 picks (36:00), and *spoiler alert* Cam loses a 1 man game of Guess That Ticket Price (48:00)

Jeff Saturday can coach! Better than Josh McDaniels! The Belichick coaching tree is in shambles (again) as our guest Will has a morbid Monday. Will joins us as we talk sports, mostly football, and the like. We break down last week's game in Munich (19:30), why the Broncos and Titans play bad football (30:00), if Tua is an MVP contender (37:30), we make our week 11 picks (45:00), and our biggest Guess That Ticket Price fan gets to play in a special threeway edition of Guess That Ticket Price! (52:00)

Rejoice (potentially)! Dan Snyder has finally caked his pants and decided to sell the Commanders. With a long list of potential suitors named Bezos waiting in the wings, it will be interesting to see which bald billionaire with a penchant for phallic rockets is the next owner of the Washington Commanders. After that fun stuff we recap last week's games (6:00), discuss whether or not Jeff Saturday can legally coach on Sunday (12:30), take a look at next week's matchups (28:30), play another tantalizing round of everyone's favorite monetary estimation game (31:00), and last but not least present our mid-season awards* (*predictions).

We did it, folks. We made it to mid-season awards. Like Christmas in July (but more speculative) we break down all the NFL end-of-season awards, today! We can't wait for all these picks to bite us in the ass when the dust has settled after the season. 

As always, tip your genies, or else they'll try to trap you in the lamp too.

Welcome back to the most expensive podcast on the internet! (It's expensive because it's so complicated) Today the fellas are taking their Victory Lap (and Apology Tour :( ) as we recap the week 8 games and look back on the first half of the season, and slander TC3's good name when he's not around to defend himself. We also make our week 9 picks (41:30), and Cam plays with himself (ha!) in another rousing game of Guess That Ticket Price (47:00).

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Alright, this is a spooky one, okay?? I don't wanna hear any crybabies crying about how scary or spooky this episode is, because it's spooky! Cam does the Monster Mash (verbally), we recap last week's (non-spooky) games (4:00), we make our (spooky) picks for week 8 (21:30), TC3 leads us in a little game of Trick or Treat (29:00), and Kev tricks Cam in this week's Guess That Ticket Price (35:00)

Welcome back to another wonderful episode of the Better On Paper podcast.

This week, Dan Snyder said he's got dirt on the other NFL owners as rumors swirl he may be forced to sell the Commanders, and we want that dirt! Cam and Kev talk which QBs are on the hot seat, and which ones just have a mild tingle down there (10:30), Cam gives his dark aura update (spoiler alert: it's dark) (30:00), we make our week 7 picks (or do we??) (40:00) and as usual Cam tries his very hardest as we play Guess That Ticket Price (45:30).

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Welcome back to another week of Better On Paper, the only podcast that is podiatrist recommended.

This week we discuss the dumpster fire that was Thursday Night Football, how much we enjoyed the Monday night game, we talk Hot Seat/Cool Throne to see which coaches (besides Matt Rhule lol) are at risk of losing their jobs this season, we make our picks for week 6 (40:00), and Cam brings bad vibes again to Guess That Ticket Price (51:00). 

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