It's Haley's turn on this Mario train and we're covering a whole lot of Luigi and Daisy! 

We start off with a trip to the hospital to see who's baby is born. Next, we find out what Daisy's dark side is and why she's ready to play. Finally, we realize what's truly important: Luigi is the next Uchiha. 

Haley cuts off a bit through the episode, the microphone has been tried and found guilty in the court of law. It is now serving its sentence in the Mushroom Kingdom penitentiary, putting random items in question blocks until it dies. 

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This week we went so hard on Super Mario Brothers, we had to split our episode into two parts!  Tune in next week for part two!

This part, containing all of Kathleen's fics, starts us off with the birth of the New Mushroom Kingdom's Republic! Then, we talk about gamer Black Yoshi and another shipping fic with our favorite meme lord, Waluigi! Finally, we finish it off with some erotic dancing between Luigi and Waluigi. 

Can you keep a straight face with anime Waluigi's affections? We can't!

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We bring you to the wonderful town of Retroville this episode with Jimmy Nut-tron! I mean, Neutron! 

Haylie brings us some fanfiction of Carl, Sheen, and Jimmy crash landing in North Korea! Following this is a hot and steamy fic of Sheen taking a long look at Jimmy Neutron while he works. Kathleen brings us three fics this week, with the first being a ship fic between Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, who stumbles into a portal and meets he one true love: Bolbi Stroganofsky. The second is a story about Jimmy Neutron trying to conquer death with science and finally, we finish with a fanfiction found on cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org where Jimmy decides he doesn't want to be with Cindy anymore, and instead decides to shack up with his college roommates, Carl and Sheen.

This episode contains mentions of suicide (brief), death (heavily referenced in Kathleen's second fic), and derogatory remarks toward women and gay men in the last fanfiction. 

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In this episode, we explore crossovers fics from Avatar: The Last Airbender! 

Find out who Princess Azula challenges in Iron Chef: is it Aang, Toph, Katara, or Zuko? What happens when the GAang runs into Jesus Christ? Who will save the four nations from the Koopa Nation when the Avatar, Mario, has gone missing? Why is starvation a kink? 

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This week, we delve into fanfiction about Youtubers!

Haleigh brings a fanfic of Pyrocynical from wattpad, followed by another with Markiplier. Kathleen finds a romantic fanfiction between Jeffree Star and Shane Dawson, followed by some of our favorite youtubers in the Saw franchise! Why is Markiplier my Daddy? Is swatch making supposed to be this erotic? Probably not!

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This episode introduces our intro reader himself: Eric! Per his request, we delve into the fanfiction world of brands. 

Hailee reads a Free Credit Report fanfiction about the apocalypse and another about Allstate's vampire/alien Mayhem while Kathleen brings a McDonalds/Burger King ship fic, X-Box love fic, and finally an aggressive sex tussle between the Michelin Man and the Kool-Aid Man. Thanks, capitalism! 

This episode contains brief mentions of non-consensual intercourse in the last fanfiction.

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Our first episode brings us to the wonderful world of Sodor, where Thomas and friends live. We discuss their reaction to historical events: the tragedy of 9/11 and World War II, followed by an almost romp between Thomas the Tank Engine and Cranky the Crane. Why does Gordon personally identify with Mein Kamph? Is Cranky really jealous? We don't know, but we think it's interesting enough to share.

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On this episode, we explore the oddities of Zelda fanfiction: an NCIS: Miami crossover where Ganon gets more than he bargained for, a haunted Nintendo 64 cartridge that brings BeN dRoWnEd to the company of a young girl, brotherly love (and sex) sandwiched between Ganon and Sidon, and the unlikely birth of Link's own baby. 

This episode contains graphic descriptions of male pregnancy, birth, and mentions of non-consensual intercourse. 

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Have you ever wanted a crossover between NCIS: Miami and Zelda: Ocarina of time? Did you just not get enough episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine Growing up? What about shacking up with your favorite youtuber? Look no further! Better Than Canon features fanfictions we find just too juicy to go unheard. Each week, we surprise each other with the works we find and celebrate the weirdest and most wonderful corners of fanfiction. Episodes released every Monday starting mid-November. 

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