Better Than Most Things

The crew returns after a hiatus! We discuss weird new food collaborations with Arby’s and Oreo. Nasa has broken two new records including the longest running experiment in space, and the most amount of astronauts fed with space crops. Rare gems are found at Mont-Blanc,...

The first ever “Extroplanet” has been discovered. New technology for male conceptive has been released and it involves using ultrasound on your balls. Pablo Escobars hippo’s have reproduced in mass and are causing environmental problems. A new smart can has been showcased that uses lidar...

The hosts of BTMT discuss the new Batman trailer starring Robert Pattinson. The first ever organ transplant delivered by a drone has been completed. A 900 year old Crusader Sword has been found by an amateur scuba diver in the Mediterranean Sea. A man gets...

That’s right! William Shattner has successfully traveled to space and back. A meteor destroyed a Canadian woman’s bedroom and almost kills her in the process. An Elk is spotted with a tire around its neck, and has worn it like jewelry for the last two...

William Shattner is going to space! Firefighters are called to a California beach to rescue a “woman” that was clinging to a rocky cliff. A new discovery in New Mexico may reset the timetables of when humans first occupied North America. The smallest flying manmade...

Ecosystems in the UK are being torn apart by drug laced urine, from attendees at a music festival. New space life particles have been found in the solar system. New inhibitors promote lucid dreaming and help REM sleep! We learn more about potty trained cows...

A man has to spend 24 hours in a waffle house as punishment for losing his fantasy football league. 64 penguins have been found dead, apparently stung to death in the FUCKING EYES by bees. A man has been ejaculating out of his ass for...

It’s episode 69 so that means this episode with be sex themed! Or is it sexy themed? We still don’t know. China has invented a temporary birth control for men, but it might shrink your balls. A swinger festival was so loud that it disturbed...

If Sean were king, what would he do? Taco Bell produces 8 billion pounds of waste per year from sauce packets. What the fuck is the character ‘Grimace’ based off of? 100 skateboards with Tony Hawk’s blood infused into them are being sold. A man...

The first ever ‘Space Olympics’ has taken place at the International Space Station! Speaking of space, we get an update on the Russian Action movie that will soon be filmed deep in the depths of space itself. Okay, not THAT deep, but still in there....