With Mark still dealing with some of the shit aspects of life, Chris and Helen spent Valentine’s Day waxing-lyrical over an aimless rom-com about magic crustaceans, because nothing says I […]

In this episode, Mark takes a well-earned if not completely mistimed break to deal with technical difficulties, Captain America 2.0 makes an early appearance, and D-Day gets a makeover, in […]

In this episode, we start Christmas on the network with a preview from the grotesque Elf of Chrismas Future, featuring the effects of global warming, aliens, and a pair of […]

A new contender for the “Biggest pile of sh!t we’ve endured” award, we reluctantly wander into the Jellicle Ball, whatever the hell that means… And, to be clear for the […]

We couldn’t decide which deserved more scorn – gingers or clowns – so for this year’s hallowe’en special, our intrepid trio smooshed them together to check out the film not […]

In this episode, Helen and Mark battle through monsoons, the war in Ukraine and a dead old lady to cast an eye over Russia’s answer to The Avengers. While you’re […]

In a late change to our schedule, our heroes return to Sicilly for more trashy eurpop-laced softcrore porn, Stockholm Syndrome turned up to 11, and – Mark hopes, at least […]

In this episode, our intrepid sewer-spelunkers return with possibly the greatest atrocity to emerge from Germany. Well, almost…

In this episode our intrepid trio cast a watchful eye over a film as bonkers as the title suggests – The VelociPastor.

In this episode, Helen’s evil twin unleashes a “toddler on crack” on the gang, as we look at a turn of the millennium zombie beat-em-up that needs to be seen […]