In this episode, battle lines are drawn as Chris, Mark and Helen disagree over the repugnant deployment of homophobia, car p0rn, and the three films we could’ve had instead of […]

In this episode, our heroes discuss high-concept metaphysics, the rules of the Dogme 95 movement, and art imitating life as one of our favourite sidekicks descends into an abyss of […]

To celebrate a half-century of pulling turds from the cinematic sewer, all for your listening pleasure, our intrepid brownwater surfers went ahead and picked up something truly special…

In this episode, our intrepid explorers take on furry eggs, a killer llama from outer space and the worst house party since Noel Edmonds disgraced British TV screens.

In this episode, the band’s back together in time for our Easter special (ish – the timing didn’t quite work for this to be at actual Easter…) featuring a Jesus-centric […]

With Mark still dealing with some of the shit aspects of life, Chris and Helen spent Valentine’s Day waxing-lyrical over an aimless rom-com about magic crustaceans, because nothing says I […]

In this episode, Mark takes a well-earned if not completely mistimed break to deal with technical difficulties, Captain America 2.0 makes an early appearance, and D-Day gets a makeover, in […]

In this episode, we start Christmas on the network with a preview from the grotesque Elf of Chrismas Future, featuring the effects of global warming, aliens, and a pair of […]

A new contender for the “Biggest pile of sh!t we’ve endured” award, we reluctantly wander into the Jellicle Ball, whatever the hell that means… And, to be clear for the […]

We couldn’t decide which deserved more scorn – gingers or clowns – so for this year’s hallowe’en special, our intrepid trio smooshed them together to check out the film not […]