Better Than Super Mario Bros.

In this episode, Helen picks out the amazing true story that launched careers of some of the foulest mouths in all of film, television and theatre. We approve.

In a first for this show, we talk smack about not one but two different movies as Chris, Helen and Mark watch two very different versions of the same film, […]

In this episode, watch Mark struggle to keep up as Helen finally gets to do a whole show on fashion, tries to follow a missing narrative, and pick out themes […]

In this episode Mark and Helen are left unsupervised for far longer than is strictly appropriate as they take a look at 1994’s Tammy and the T-Rex

In this episode, battle lines are drawn as Chris, Mark and Helen disagree over the repugnant deployment of homophobia, car p0rn, and the three films we could’ve had instead of […]

In this episode, our heroes discuss high-concept metaphysics, the rules of the Dogme 95 movement, and art imitating life as one of our favourite sidekicks descends into an abyss of […]

To celebrate a half-century of pulling turds from the cinematic sewer, all for your listening pleasure, our intrepid brownwater surfers went ahead and picked up something truly special…

In this episode, our intrepid explorers take on furry eggs, a killer llama from outer space and the worst house party since Noel Edmonds disgraced British TV screens.

In this episode, the band’s back together in time for our Easter special (ish – the timing didn’t quite work for this to be at actual Easter…) featuring a Jesus-centric […]

With Mark still dealing with some of the shit aspects of life, Chris and Helen spent Valentine’s Day waxing-lyrical over an aimless rom-com about magic crustaceans, because nothing says I […]