In this episode Chris and Mark encounter the most ridiculous thing they’ve ever seen – Hulk Hogan with hair…

In this episode Chris and Mark welcome back special guest Helen MacIntyre for her defence of the 2014 clusterf*ck she likes to think of as “What Gaston did in the […]

A killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion. Obviously.

A Christmas movie? In August? Have they gone MAD? In this episode, we take on our first sequel as we join the eponymous killer snowman on a tropical island for […]

In this episode Chris and Mark round of He-Man (almost) month by revisiting Gary Goddard’s 1987 attempt to turn He-Man into Star Wars, Frank Langella’s amazing turn as Elton Johnator, […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark follow Game of Thrones stars Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Carice van Houten across mainland Europe in pursuit of some horrific stereotypes, in this 2019 action […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark are joined by friend, collaborator and serial Statham apologist Helen MacIntyre for a look back at Uwe Boll’s “In the Name of the King” […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark fundamentally disagree on the merits of this film, this franchise, and beat-em-ups in general.

In this episode, Chris and Mark cap off Wrestlemania season with a look back at Hulk Hogan’s first attempt at a comedy feature, including a rare non-kayfabe appearance from “The […]

In this episode, Chris and Mark can’t decide if this is a dour remake, devoid of anything resembling a good film, or a bold and ballsy experiment. Either way, what […]