In this low quality audio/high quality content episode of Between The Lines, Eddie records with the wrong mic, beavers are harrassed, two used Gundam salesman get busted, and we take a special trip to a town whose name I don't want to write out in the description.
Special Guest: musician Randy Newman

Ben was late to this episode, oh no! When he finally shows up, the guys break down the Beefy Crunch Burrito Incident. Then, a pair of fashionable thieves go to a comedy show, and some teens snort a man's ashes. 

Special Guest: Winnefred Higgenbottoms

We've got a new theme song and a new studio! Borderline legitimacy, here we come!
Eddie and Ben talk about Bird Box, despite it no longer being relevant. Then, Pete Pete goes to the DMV. Elsewhere, a man opens a deli specializing in bacon, eggs, and cheese.

Special guest: Walto the sled dog trainer.

A California Aquarium objectifies an otter. Then, a completely different otter dies, and his funeral is slammin'. Later on, a rogue cell of a fried chicken restaurant changes up their tactics. 
Special Guest: Celebrity Chef Tony Danza 

The boys pitch an Animal Farm remake. Christian Bale goes to his therapist after a weird meeting with real life President Donald Trump. A graffiti artist hits the big time right before his court hearing. 

This week's special guest:  Prof. Queue 

The boys are back, due to popular demand! Seriously, so many people kept bugging us. Pleading on their knees, sacrificing small animals... and we listened! 
Then, a militant atheist principle enforces a new rule. An unfortunately named man hops a strange train.

Special guest: Ben's Younger Brother

There is nothing wrong with your podcasting apparatus. Your regularly scheduled episode of Between The Lines has been hijacked by another, completely different program--Tales From The Between The Lines! 

The legally distinct host of our program, The Cript Ceeper, relays three tales of horror and hubris: A backpacker-bro stumbles into Dracula's grasp. Then, two psychic sisters try to contact the dead. Our last tale involves a man fighting against some ... thing in the great arctic winter.

Steve Bannon gets plastic surgery. An actor and a director argue about the Smash Mouth musical. Ice-T is harassed by a bridge.

Special guest: The Babadook

Ben forgets to turn his mic on for the first half of the podcast, and has questionable reasons for watching Justified. Two men learn to brave nuclear winter in Russia. You've received at least two robocalls while reading this description. 

Special guest: recent UFO abductee Robert Crowe

Eddie's bringing the saxophone? But he hasn't played that since... Then, a store owner deals with an odd request, and two park rangers confront their conflicting sexual needs.

Special Guest: Count Dracula