Between the Sheets with Melissa & Scarlett

Our eighteenth episode marks our triumphant return after a many months break with: pet penises, boner trees, the perks of sleeping naked, waking up with a vagina alarm clock, and how, according to science, vaginal orgasms don't exist (but clitoral ones do)!

Our seventeenth episode takes a turn for the dark side fast with: a pecker puffer (dildo bowl), an Easter special with Lucifer's testicles, a new book from our fave author Mandy De Sandra, and Victorian doctors who thought reading made women insane and depraved.

In our sixteenth episode we try to get back into the swing of things after our month long break with: a show dedicated to wine lovers, like how red wine is great for sex, as well as another book by Mandy De Sandra, Fox News Fuckfest, for all your bizzaro political erotica needs! (And, yes, we forgot to turn off the A/C at the BTS studios again, damn it!)

In our fifteenth episode we suffer through the holidays with: glitter beards and armpit hair, a naked artist in a glass box who masturbates, dinosaur erotica by Christie Sims, Ted Cruz holiday erotica, and remembering Lemmy.

Our fourteenth episode starts with a little holiday cheer: Playing Cards Against Humanity during holiday get togethers, a ghost who masturbates you to death, what is squirting really, the top searches on Pornhub, adorable slang terms for sex from the last 600 years, and a strict Christian mom who asks Twitter about a Fleshlight she found in her son's bathroom.

In our thirteenth episode day drinking Bloody Marys at a True Blood reunion leads to: A bag of dicks and things you didn't know about penises (like the low-cal semen diet), then how the law of attraction pertains to masturbation and a study saying women are almost never straight.

Our twelfth episode spirals out of control: We make a splash on the political scene with Bernie Sanders' erotica Bernie's Desire by I. I. Dene which splits off into werebears and shapeshifters, then delves into nutscaping photography and tales of masturbation, MDMA and oxytocin inducing hugs that stimulate our cannabinoid systems (who knew?).

Our eleventh episode has been a long time coming: We explode onto the scene with spontaneous orgasms brought on by "magic" mushrooms, segue into Motorhead brand vibrators, how the Bible Belt views online porn more than anyone else in the country, how a pastor thinks sex is only for Christians and their kinky god, then take a left turn into exploding head syndrome and sleep paralysis, and close with a shout out to the wildly popular Tumblr: Things My Dick Does.

Our tenth episode takes us to some forbidden places: From The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III to New Hampshire censoring sexy drink names, like “Stripper Mom,” and 50 things to do sexually before you die, in which we reveal personal stories about kissing girls, orgies, candles in orifices and other fun stuff.

Our ninth episode sounds like the mothership is landing but that's just the AC we forgot to turn off: We discuss the Top 30 Weird Sex Facts, wherein we talk about things like erotic sneezing, using pumpkins to get in the mood, and strange sex dreams about Kevin Spacey's Frank Underwood on House of Cards, then we close with 'Booty Call of Cthulhu (The Monster Fetish)' by Wren Winter.