Between Two Kevs Podcast- BTKP

Episode 24- The Monocle Chronicles & Fondu Files! (featuring Jeremy Altman)

Today’s episode goes off the rails, very quickly. This is essentially 90 minutes of nonsense, but BTKP Heads will be able to escape reality and have a few laughs during this one! Thank you again to recurring guest, Jeremy Altman for your time. Please go and check out our newest sponsor, https://www.brandonaltman.com and buy some art!

As always, this episode is brought to you by Bill’s Ball Bustin’ Ass Kickin’ Salsa and Bloody Mary Mix! 

00:15-15:55

• We start off with Jeremy intro and some internal housekeeping, per usual. Then we dive into Altman providing us some impressions of celebrities, and discuss new BTKP Segment, the Monocle Chronicles. We also have breaking news that interrupts us regarding a hole in one from Jeff Chattaway, feel free to text him at 248-909-5009. 

16:00-31:00

• We swiftly transition into the Golden State Killer Documentary. HBO, receive your invoice! We also review the movie Splice, Adrian Brody and Altman starting a new career as a pianist, which leads to some Airport and old football stories and more tailgating plans for the upcoming Detroit Lions SZN including Fondu! 

31:03-34:40

• We learn that Outback Steakhouse is Altman’s favorite restaurant “by Far” and Olga’s Kitchen 

34:43-44:30

• The top 15 Holiday foods List from the1950’s! This is insane. 

44:32- 60:00

• What is going on with the Lions and Matt Stafford’s Covid test? Also, what celebrities has Altman ran into lately out in California? None of then Kristi Yamaguchi and/or Michelle Kwan, we don’t really know….. Then, we find out why friend of the show, and Jerry’s girlfriend, Sally became a Minnesota Vikings fan! Ironically enough, the Kevs could not be more in favor of Sal being a Vikings fan due to the reasoning behind it. Sal gets a free pass!!

60:00-67:15

• The Irishman and Jimmy Hoffa. Jerry claims to have some insider info regarding Hoffa’s whereabouts in today’s conspiracy segment! 

67:17-71:17

• Sal introduces a new segment where we break down NFL employee, David Baker announcing that someone is elected to the NFL Hall of Fame. Today’s segment features when DB broke the news to Jimmy Johnson former NFL Coach of the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins.

71:19-

• Detroit Sports Epicly Awful Detroit Sports Pick! Today’s draft pick we start with Altman’s idea which doesn’t land. Then, Kellz saves the day with 2012 Detroit Lions 5th Round pick from Northwood university, Albion College, and Eastern Michigan. (We may have already discussed this one tbh!) And Alts claims that his favorite Draft pick ever was 2nd round pick, Boss Bailey. We close out the episode with Outback Steakhouse and Subway’s bbq Rib Sandwich

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Episode 23- Aristocratic Arrogance!

The Kevs are Back bay bay! Start to use the Promo Code BTKP at any brick and mortar store! And of course, this episode is brought to you by Bill’s Ball Bustin’ Ass Kickin Salsa!!

00:15- 13:47

• We get right back into our groove with a couple of announcements for the BTKP Heads out there! We then review some recent BTKP gifts that the Kevs received and displayed (on our IG and Youtube Pages! Go check them out!). S/O G for the Octo-Kite, receive your invoice! We also provide a free history lesson on the Monocle and Benjamin Franklin’s bifocals, and the importance of Aristocratic Arrogance. 

13:50-22:59

• The Kevs segue into dead naming and misuse of pronouns, the latin community replacing o/a with X, and the US will now spell woman/women as “womxn” cuz Fuck the Patriarchy! This aggression will not stand MXN! 

23:01-26:50

• The ROCK HAS BOUGHT THE XFL!!!! BTKP WILL BE AFFILIATED IN EVERY IMAGINABLE WAY POSSIBLE!!! 

26:53-34:15

• Matt Stafford is testing positive for Covid-19? Matt Stafford is testing negative for Covid-19? What the hell is going on?? Is NCAA football happening? Is NFL happening??

34:20-42:38

• The Detroit Pistons are signing J Cole! Heard it hear first on BTKP! LETS GO TOM GORES!!! Best owner in SPORTS! 
• Also, it is 99 days until Colin Kapernick’s Birthday, which means it is 99 days until the United States Presidential Election, the Kevs prep you for the next 99 days!

42:41-52:30

• The Kevs break down a recent guest of the Joe Rogan Experience, David Cho’s appearance. The guys has some incredible stories, and has led quite a life. The Kevs break down a few highlights from the show! 

52:33-61:00-

• KK dives into the time he was asked to Review a Pilot TV Show while in Las Vegas! The show is called Tommy on CBS, receive your invoice CBS!

61:02- 73:14

• Detroit Epicaly Awful Detroit Sports Pick. 1998 Detroit Lions First Round Pick, number 20 overall, Terrance (Terry) Fair!!

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Episode 22- Call China! (Featuring Kristo!)

Today’s guest is the infamous Kristo! Former Northwood Timberwolf, Future resident of England / Austin, Texas, son of a medical Doctor joins the show today for a Between Two K’s Podcast!

00:15-12:00

• We kick today’s show off with some current event topics such as the SUPERVIRUS, Colorado prisoners suing the Colorado Governor claiming unfair wages, and requesting more vacation and sick time…..while in prison, 

12:05-25:45

• We discuss Kristo’s deep rooted passion for one of the greatest rappers of our generation, Riff Raff, and the countless times he’s traveled the country to see him live, including a brief clip from a Riff Raff Music Video that he was in! KL also gives a free history lesson on the creation of Lemon Pepper Flavored Chicken Wings!

25:47-40:44

• KL brings up a new conspiracy according to the Wall Street Journal of mysterious seeds being mailed to farms and homes across America from China. Naturally this leads into a debate of Omelet Bar versus Taco Bar, luckily there are a few old college stories to help settle the argument! 

40:46-52:00

• Kristo gets up to speed on the origination of KL’s podcast studio, and some Big Lebowski discussion. This leads to us discussing where we were when the Covid Shutdown first began back in March. 

52:04-

• We wrap up today’s show by discussing Michael Jordan, The last Dance, Blue Ocean Strategies, cross bred chocolate vegetables, veganism, and of course Epstein conspiracy

Episode 21- The American Dream

Today the Kevs cover a wide range of topics from Covington High School Conspiracies to the Pro Sports Covid Bubble, DC Aliens (both the Football team and Pentagon announcement), Olga’s Kitchen, Matt Stafford and more!

Today’s episode is brought to you by Bill’s Ball Bustin’ Ass Kickin’ Salsa! 

00:15-9:25

• Big introductory period today. KL simply wasn’t ready even though he hit record. Then we dive into Kellz’ dinner, and we find out KL is NOT a fan of Olga’s Kitchen. (Receive it Olgas!). Then we segue right into a recent article stating that Matt Stafford is a “Dark Horse Candidate” to win the NFL MVP this year! Per usual! Then we get back into Olga’s Kitchen with a guest spot from Bae, and a quick summary of Producer Trav’s experience at Chick Fil A today!

9:27-20:30

• Time to talk about Aliens! First of all, should the Washington Football Team rename themselves the DC Aliens? And why is no one talking about the Pentagon saying aliens are real?? What adaptation of aliens do the Kevs want to see happen once they do take over the planet?

20:35-36:15

• What’s going on in the world of Sports?? Will we have sports this year? MLB is testing hot as piss, will the NBA, NHL and NFL Follow suit?? What does this season’s tailgate look like?? 

36:20-42:00

• The Kevs dive into the Conspiracy that is the MAGA hat wearing high school kids from Covington Catholic High School during this segment!

42:03-54:23

• Another installment of the Epicly Awful Detroit Sports Pick! Today’s segment features not a draft pick, but a man responsible for countless awful Draft picks. Today’s feature is none other than former Head Coach of the Detroit Lions from 2006-2008, Rod “The Winner” Marinelli! The Kevs get very upset today about good ol’ Coach Rod and decide to breakdown the infamous winless 2008 0-16 Detroit Lions! 

54:25-59:58

• Colonialism? Imperialism? Why is everyone upset about this right now? Check your neighbors’ lawn. If they have a nice lawn, they are a bad person. S/O to @gothfemme 

60:00- GAMBLING SEGMENT

• The NBA is Back! KL and KK make some picks for Thursday nights NBA games Pelicans vs Jazz and Clippers vs Lakers! Line up and clear em baby!

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Episode 20- Clean Your Room! (Featuring Pipes)

Today’s Episode is brought to you by Bill’s Ball Bustin’ Ass Kickin Salsa!

We are joined today by the one and only, the infamous Evan ‘Pipes’ Heinze!! Pipes is a former Northwood Timberwolf with a double major in Economics and finance. He’s been published in the Wall Street Journal, and is a father.

00:15-15:15

• We start out reviewing Pipes’ Wall Street Journal article and dive into Epstein, Maxwell and the time KK’s Dad met Bill Clinton while running for Sentate. Pipes tells us about an upcoming 

15:18- 27:05

• Brilliant segue into Detroit Sports news. And Discuss why Pipes is not a Packers fan, but is only a Brett Farve fan. Huge Brett Farve segment coming up as we discuss the top 10 moments that define Brett Farve’s Greatness according to SportsIllustrated.com  and finish off this segment with some reminiscing about Farve and Brady torching the Lions.

27:08-

• Amazing segue into John Grisham, and KL explains why Grisham novels are the perfect gift for infants and toddlers. Kellz doubles down with some breaking news concerning the Book and Movie Series, Ready Player 1. And then we talk about how well read we are and the books we’ve read. 

30:45-47:40

• LIST TIME! The Top 19 worst sports movies are discussed, and you can bet your ass we go through all 19!

47:41-55:19

• Without a doubt this is the best segue of alltime! Its time for another rendition of the Epicly Awful Detroit Sports Pick! Today’s pick is none other than First Round Guard, the Lions First overall pick after trading for a guard, Laken Tomlinson!

55:22-

• Fan Questions! We cover GM’s bailout, how to properly wipe your pooper, the origin of the nickname Pipes, and more!

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Episode 19- In case of Intruders

 Today is a solo BTKP! KL enlightens us with an update on the Kevs and what’s happening behind the scenes, a peak into his weapon arsenal, The Baby Boomer Generation, Kayne West running for President, The best sports cities in America, Jeffrey Epstein conspiracies and More!

00:15-23:16

• Today we start off a little Rocky, and open the show with some BTKP News, and dive right into KL’s gifts from 2019 that helped to create an in-home arsenal in case of intruders! Then KL rants for a little bit about the Boomers and why it’s their fault. What’s their fault? All of it.

23:17-31:23

• It’s List time! KL goes through the top 10 Sports Cities in America, and makes a case of Detroit Sports. PS Chicago Stinks!

31:38-47:42

• Conspiracy Segment- Zuckerberg, Epstein, Maxwell, Trump, Clinton, aliens, lizard people, etc, etc, etc…..LOLZ

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Episode 18-Bratwurst Baddies

Today is a duo podcast with just the Kevs! We talk about everything from bologna, conspiracies, the good old Detroit Lions, and how the Clinton Family celebrates Thanksgiving!

00:15-5:53

• Let’s go right into the Detroit Lions news of the day! The lions are interested in a Tight End, Jordan Reed. The Kevs are NOT happy. 

5:55-9:00

• Shakin things up on a Friday! The Detroit Epicly Awful Detroit Sports pick is in the FRONT of this sode boys and girls! Today’s pick is none other than the notoriously famous 2010 First Round Pick Jahvid Best! Former 1st round pick started 15 games for the lions before being out of football due to concussion issues in 2013. He also tried out for the Olympics and did not make it. S/O JB, receive it! Also, let’s talk about Kirk Gibson & Bobby Higginson while were at it!

10:40-15:00

• Conspiracy time! What’s Lady Gaga doing with Ryan Singleton??? And where are his organs?? Also, what is reality? Did KL get dosed one time with mescaline at a brunch?  

15:03-

• This is the greatest segue, in the history of segues! Bologna! Let’s get into it! We’ll follow up bologna with a Theo Von S/O to the Bratwurst baddies of Canton, MI, and talk about how KL was the 2012 Northwood Team Snitch!

25:04-39:45

• Time for a list! Today’s list is the top 10 Most Stressed Cities in the US. The Kev’s get annoyed that Cleveland Sports try to say they have it worse than Detroit Sports, and we prove why Detroit Sports are the LEADERS in sucking! Naturally the Kevs can tie this into a couple of Northwood stories of legendary Coach Michael P Sullivan! Let’s go for a ride!! And to wrap up sports on today’s episode, ESPN radio is shaking things up. 97.1 The Ticket is changing their personnel as well. Is the reason because everyone is TERRIFIED of BTKP???? 

39:50-57:57

• why do people keep quoting Hitler for inspiration!?!?  Ghislain Maxwell is married?!?! We discuss GM’s past relationships, and wrap up by discussing how the Clinton Family celebrates Thanksgiving!! S/O G btw

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Episode 17- Let’s Talk!! (Featuring Chris Fischer)

Today’s episode features Chris Fischer! The Kevs and Fisch talk about conspiracy theories, NFL updates, recap UFC 251 and more!

We also have another appearance from Bill, BTKP’s 100th subscriber, and his Free Birg! 

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00:15-27:00

• Let’s kick this off with some current events like Will and Jada Smith, then segue right into divorce and of course we dive into the Way Fair conspiracy. 

27:03-48:09

• A quick shift over to football where we cover Cam Newton, the Washington R-Words changing their name, 

48:11-1:22:00

• We recap UFC 251 at Fight Island. KL went 1-4 on his picks! Then we talk about what the next matchups should be and future fights!

121:47:00-1:34:45

• Another terrific installment of the Epicly Awful Detroit Sports Pick. Today’s pick is Detroit Pistons, 2010 Number 7 overall, Gregory Monroe!!  

1:34:47-

• Fan Questions!!! Favorite disgusting foods, sausage and jelly, Soup Salads, and Strip Clubs! 

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Episode 16- The Birg Firm (Featuring Patch Adams)

Today’s show features the one and only Jeffrey Patch Adams! Patch comes between two keys today and discuss a mescla of issues spanning from uofm football, Patch’s whereabouts, Lebron James, Periods, and much much more! 

Also, Patch has an incredible camera angle, and it’s totally NBD! 

00:15-22:00

• The Kevs catch up with Patch and reminisce on how they met, a 7 year hiatus, and share a couple of stories before we kick off this BANGER of an episode!

22:01-26:59

• We dive into some Lions Talk, naturally! Potential live podcasts, a callback from Episode 15 to potentially changing the name (Detroit Transmissions!) 

27:05-43:15

• Patch, a University of Michigan Football Season Ticket Holder, and KK break down the upcoming season of uofm Football! The Kevs and Patch also have an animated discussion on the past and future of UofM football. KL does his best to be a troll, per usual. This segment gets a little heated!! 

43:18- 58:05

• No one is a bigger Lebron James fan than Patch Adams! The Kevs and Patch discuss Lebron James and where he falls in terms of all time greats in the NBA

58:07-1:09:43

• Patch has many famous friends from the Chelsea, MI area. We discuss getting his friends, Jeff Daniels (you may have seen him in a movie called Dumb and Dumber), as well as, former Detroit Lion, Denver Bronco, and Western Michigan alum Tony Sheffler! This also leads into some great celebrity stories from GL, Katie Prater and additional Tailgating stories!

1:09:45-1:17:39

• Epicly Awful Detroit Sports Pick!! Today’s pick is the infamous, 2014 NFL Draft, 2nd round 40th overall, Kyle Van Noy!!    

1:17:41-

• Fan questions And Potato Chips!!

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Episode 15-Detroit Pine Boats!

Today’s episode is a solo. Just a small hiccup in scheduling. Who’s in charge of scheduling? Burkhalter. This episode is heavy sports! We cover everything from NFL News to the upcoming UFC 251 Fight Island, and KL provides his picks for UFC251!! Lastly, we have a new segment for Fan Videos! Send your videos for debates, questions, and/or just overall content for the Kevs to react too! Email address is [email protected] !! 

00:15- 10:44

• The Washington Redskins are changing their names. Should the Lions change their name for a fresh start?? Detroit Pine Boats!!!!! Leave your suggestion in the comments! Also Patrick Mahomees signs for half a billion? How does that affect Matthew Stafford and the Lions??

10:47-  14:19

• KL gets triggered by the Qanon and the Florida Congressional Race including Beyonce Knowles!

14:21- 35:44

• This is the inaugural BTKP Gambling Segment! Today’s segment focuses on the upcoming UFC 251 Fight Island Main Card, and KL wanted to share his picks for the upcoming Main Card while telling a few Stories along the way! 

36:46-41:30

• Another installment brought to you by Bill’s Ass Kickin” Ball Bustin’ Salsa & Bloody Mary Mix! This is the Epicly Awful Detroit Sports Draft Pick! Today’s Draft pick is Charlie Batch 2nd round pick in 1998, 60th Overall, out of Eastern Michigan!!

41:32- 45:14

• Fan Question!! Also, please start sending in fan videos, whether it’s a question, something you’d like the Kevs to Debate, or any type of content! S/O to @smorris4433 for the clip today! Thank you to Denver Broncos and Bud Lite! 

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