Happiness is what you make it. At least that's what they say. Today we tread lightly on the subject of mental health. Norms and labels and expectations and pedestals. If you ever felt like you were not weird, guess what? It's a pretty common thing! We aslo define what is too far for Halloween costumes and come to the realization that this show collectively hates children. Stick around to the end and learn why a Puzzle Box is the best metaphor for depression that one can make.

Special Episode this time, listeners! I'm joined by long-time friend Crystal to put the word out and my good pal Rick to give us some insight (and wild stories!) about surviving cancer. Yeah there are feels and philanthropy, but we still talk about nonsense and play Million Dollars But... Bringing levity to all situations!

The true nature of Beyond Last Call rears it's magnificent head this episode as the dynamic duo of Connor and Sam join me to fail at discussing the finer points of being a nerd circa 2018. We get into the existential questions, debate the finer points of cinema, and recount our days of dance and being in the band... until we just get drunk and talk about Sam's harsh penalties for bringing home a D on a report card. Editing out Connor's constant mukbang was a chore, so hopefully you guys like this VERY loose episode!

This week’s episode is all over the place! Beau and Katie school me on what it’s like to own your own business. We talk shitty high school jobs, multilevel marketing, and Beau’s time riding the bench in as a Boston Celtic all while not explicitly saying what we do to make money. Katie is a future sugar mama and MILF. Confirmed this episode!

This episode, first time guest Eric goes H.A.M. alongside myself and Ellen as we navigate the ambiguous concept of dating! We come to terms with being shallow people as we tell painfully awkward stories, kink-shame foot enthusiasts, and talk about diastema. Apparently, dating and poor life decisions go hand and hand, let's find out why!

Advice on all different fronts this episode! Watch as a married man probes the mind of an engaged man while the single people drop strong-ass dating upgrades. Adam, Ellen, and Jeremy sit down to talk about marriage and how Jeremy is apparently the best kisser in the land. Do you know the definition of the word 'Macking'? Listen and you'll find out!​

In what is destined to become a classic, Drew and Ryan join me to jump down the rabbit hole into qanon, Loose Change, and half remembered facts that may or may not be government inserts. This is episode is equal parts wildly inappropriate/NSFW and spectacularly brilliant. Sorry for running a bit long, but the isolated quotes are worth it!

This episode I go toe-to-toe with The Man Called Greg. We share a drink and talk martial arts and discuss the finer points of Coolio's career. For every intent and purpose, this is my first single-guest show and I interview a guy who is basically the bully from every 80's movie. Let's shut down the rec center!

Today we have guests Samantha and Ellen in to talk about uprooting your entire life and moving to a new city and how I can't stop putting my foot in my mouth around Ellen. None of that matters because I kill it with one dumb rabbit pun. Transplants unite!

In studio we have two of the biggest hearted people I know: Trish and Michael. We talk about noble acts, hope for the future of society, our faith in people, and names for towns, Off-Broadway plays, and grunge bands. This episode is DEFINITELY not sponsored by Clorox!