Beyond The Branch

By Keeley and Sam

Beyond The Branch was created by legendary young flak catchers Keeley Éal & Samuel Sessista, these unmatched comedic geniuses bring you a masterfully crafted entertainment experience unlike any ot... more

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How many episodes does Beyond The Branch have?

The podcast currently has 16 episodes available.

Beyond The Branch episodes:

March 07, 2024 "Breaking Bail & Disappointing Mom" Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.17
What could be funny about internet moms, bail enforcement agencies, and child labor? A lot actually, BtB continues to break the conventional antics in this episode of their late night comedy podcast.
Timestamps:
00:00 Internet Moms
05:10 Wolf Like Mindset
10:24 Bail Enforcement Agents
17:05 Adult Children
23:42 Seizing The Means Of Production
32:08 Videographers Are Scary
35:58 Mr.Withers 2024
38:54 Not Knowing I Am Banned From The Mall
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42min
March 01, 2024 "Struggles Of A Serf Mindset.." Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.16
Today's podcast would love to shows you how to overcome self doubt, trust your instincts, and rise up to your higher self. Unfortunately we just make jokes in poor taste... We hope you can relieve those issues with are absurdist humor. -BtB Crew
Timestamps:
00:00 Monstaring Our Rivals
02:43 Lightsabers and Disney
06:52 Building a Nuke for 2000$
08:51 Getting Off on the Wrong Foot with Streamers
15:38 Unprofessional Keeley Moment
16:41 Wilderness Survival
18:20 Choosing Where Your Deployed in the Military
23:29 American Culture in a Nutshell
30:42 Making The Jaguars a Winning Team
39:26 Home Breathalyzers and the Nanny State
42:59 CEO's and Child Labor
47:23 Making Children's Shows Dark
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52min
February 16, 2024 3rd Person Levels Of Fame, Working At Walmart, & Airport Sobriety..... Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.15
The upmost important comedy podcast once again releases it's long awaited flagship episode. If you want to see Beyond The Branch perform at it's highest caliber this is the episode for you! We bring you non-stop funny talking about how pokemon is ruining our lives, Florida Road Safety, Funny Walmart Stories, and So Much More! We're super proud of this episode and can't wait to bring you more, if you want to help support us in this project make sure to leave a like or tell us what you thought about this episode in the comments! If you find yourself coming back to BtB regularly you should consider subscribing to make sure you never miss another episode of the podcast! Once again we hoped you enjoyed this episode as much as we did making it. Lots Of Love -BtB Crew!
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:19 Pokemon Nuzlocke
05:00 Florida Roadways Are Just Mad Max
11:07 The Greatest Generation Kids
13:54 What's It Like Working At Walmart
16:47 Big Pharma Is Advertising Wrong
18:58 Sobriety At The Airport
24:33 Beyond The Break
28:12 Are Frozen Meals Good?
30:49 Keeley Only Knows Obscure Card Games
33:18 The War Of 1812
35:24 Entering The 3rd Person Level Of Fame
40:26 Super Bowl Heartbreak
44:24 Picking Friendly Names For The Kremlin
46:34 Old People Could Be So Funny
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52min
February 09, 2024 Florida's Cults, Mao's Dong, And Other Great Historical Figures... Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.14
Beyond the Branch continues to break the comedy podcast mold by being incompetent, witty and absurd. We're bringing comedy to brutal dictatorships, laughing at the fall of capitalism, and all around making fun of the silly world we live in. We hope you enjoyed this episode of BTB podcast and hope you will stick around for the next even better episode of Beyond The Branch! If you want to stay notified of BtB releases be sure to subscribe! If you particularly enjoyed this episode be sure to let us know with a like or comment! BtB crew out!
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38min
January 12, 2024 Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.13 Young Sheldon Strikes Back, Safety Circles, And Horse Tranquilizers....
Welcome to the 13th Edition of Beyond The Branch Podcast, Experience our new set, and ASMR quality microphones, poor mans humor, and general low class demeanor. That was a lot of big words enjoy.... oh yeah about ep.12, it's a hidden episode now because continuity is not our thing lol -BTB crew
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:19 Conservative Dad's Real Women Of America
09:20 Dead Great Grandma Coming Back
14:36 The Young Rock On WWE
16:00 Keeley is Young Sheldon
17:52 We Don't Need A Ned's Declassified Reboot
22:09 Unsealing the Celebrity Flights Logs
25:09 Keeley's Great Betrayal
28:15 GTA V LARPING
34:49 Safety Circle
39:14 Horse Tranquilizers
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46min
December 21, 2023 Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.11 Iconic Prison Business & Mom on Mom Violence....
Today's episode of the comedy podcast brings you the jokes from the prison pantry to the UFC rink... Please try to ignore the laughing and enjoy the jokes, thank you! If you liked this episode of the podcast, please tell us in the comments or leave a like with the button. If you find yourself coming back on the regular please subscribe and follow us on our other socials!!!!
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37min
December 08, 2023 Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.10 Ai Gender Gap, Ghost Stories, & Elon's Graveyard of Enemies...
The big One Zero, todays episode tells a romcom tragedy involving ghost, and a chirpy white guy who just can't make things right... We also break down Samuel's plan if world war 3 were too break out. Elon's Graveyard of Enemies. Find out if Samuel ever got to the W section of speech therapy, and so much more!!! If you liked this episode of the podcast, please tell us in the comments or leave a like with the button. If you find yourself coming back on the regular please subscribe and follow us on our other socials!!!!
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38min
December 05, 2023 Beyond The Branch Ep.9 Types Of Barbie, Cuban K-pop, Garfield, RFK Feet, And So Much More!
Today's episode of BTB goes back to basics, more laughs, harder hitting jokes, and more grit than you could ever imagine. It's a hot episode so be sure to check it out all the bits!! If you enjoyed it please tell us in the comments, or leave a like if your feeling generous. If your back here on the regular consider subscribing its the best way to never miss an episode of BTB!!!
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:18 Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Understand Jobs
05:35 Sam's Translation Skills
06:29 Hair Tribulations
09:59 Bill Burr's Wife Flicks Off Trump
12:09 Epic #sobercast moment
15:21 Glueing A Hammer To A Top Of A Car
18:22 K-Pop On The Rise In Korea
19:25 Prisoners Forced To Tap Dance To "Happy"
21:57 Barbie In China, and Around The World
25:22 Chris Pratt as Garfield
28:53 Getting More Pre-Sales Than The Bible
31:12 Provoking Celebrities as a "joke"
33:12 Ambient Makes You Say Bad Things...
39:00 Power Going Out
39:27 Flying W/ RFK's Feet
42:00 Patric Mahomes Game-Used Underwhere
46:05 Outro Bit
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51min
November 17, 2023 Travis Barker Drums In Delivery Room, Neon's Saviors, Jordan Marries Pippen! Beyond The Branch Ep.8
On this episode of Beyond The Branch we break down the real issues of whether or not the people who claim to be there for you are really there or not. For instance Neon's support group might need a second look idk, maybe Scotty should go to group therapy with Jordan, maybe Sam needs dental work, all equally as valid.

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43min
November 05, 2023 Beyond The Branch Ep. 7: Lil Mabu Vs Blueface, Elon's Environment, Diddy's Joker Costume & So Much More!!
Todays episode of Beyond The Branch brings you jokes about the recent holiday season in a way shocking new way as we break down barriers around the finance world, the cultural world, and so much more!!!
TIME STAMPS:
0:00 Intro
0:59 Caleb Hammer (finance guy) Bit
3:45 Pawn Shop Bit
6:10 Trick Or Travesty...
11:33 Keeley Is "allergic" to dust
14:06 Elon Musk Joe Rogan Interview
18:03 Being Blueface For a Day Challenge(impossible)
23:06 Joe Biden Halloween Costume Ideas
24:03 Toy Story's Hidden Meaning...
26:07 Samuel's Economics Text Book Is A little Wacky
28:23 P-Diddy's Joker Costume Vs Warner Bros.
30:10 Turning The Concert On A Celebrity
33:47 2 Year Old Pulled Over By The Police
35:14 Police At Our Door
36:07 Celebrity Halloween Costumes
37:00 "free market" guys on celebrities
39:51 Celebrities That Died In The Last 2 Months of 2023
If you enjoyed this episode of Beyond the Branch make sure to let us know in the comments, if you find yourself coming back on the regular find your way to the subscribe button to never miss another episode!!
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42min

FAQs about Beyond The Branch:

How many episodes does Beyond The Branch have?

The podcast currently has 16 episodes available.