Beyond The Branch

Beyond The Branch

By Keeley and SamComedy
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Beyond The Branch episodes

  • "Breaking Bail & Disappointing Mom" Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.17

    What could be funny about internet moms, bail enforcement agencies, and child labor? A lot actually, BtB continues to break the conventional antics in this episode of their late night comedy podcast.
    Timestamps:
    00:00 Internet Moms
    05:10 Wolf Like Mindset
    10:24 Bail Enforcement Agents
    17:05 Adult Children
    23:42 Seizing The Means Of Production
    32:08 Videographers Are Scary
    35:58 Mr.Withers 2024
    38:54 Not Knowing I Am Banned From The Mall

    42 min
  • "Struggles Of A Serf Mindset.." Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.16

    Today's podcast would love to shows you how to overcome self doubt, trust your instincts, and rise up to your higher self. Unfortunately we just make jokes in poor taste... We hope you can relieve those issues with are absurdist humor. -BtB Crew
    Timestamps:
    00:00 Monstaring Our Rivals
    02:43 Lightsabers and Disney
    06:52 Building a Nuke for 2000$
    08:51 Getting Off on the Wrong Foot with Streamers
    15:38 Unprofessional Keeley Moment
    16:41 Wilderness Survival
    18:20 Choosing Where Your Deployed in the Military
    23:29 American Culture in a Nutshell
    30:42 Making The Jaguars a Winning Team
    39:26 Home Breathalyzers and the Nanny State
    42:59 CEO's and Child Labor
    47:23 Making Children's Shows Dark

    52 min
  • 3rd Person Levels Of Fame, Working At Walmart, & Airport Sobriety..... Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.15

    The upmost important comedy podcast once again releases it's long awaited flagship episode. If you want to see Beyond The Branch perform at it's highest caliber this is the episode for you! We bring you non-stop funny talking about how pokemon is ruining our lives, Florida Road Safety, Funny Walmart Stories, and So Much More! We're super proud of this episode and can't wait to bring you more, if you want to help support us in this project make sure to leave a like or tell us what you thought about this episode in the comments! If you find yourself coming back to BtB regularly you should consider subscribing to make sure you never miss another episode of the podcast! Once again we hoped you enjoyed this episode as much as we did making it. Lots Of Love -BtB Crew!

    Timestamps:
    00:00 Intro
    01:19 Pokemon Nuzlocke
    05:00 Florida Roadways Are Just Mad Max
    11:07 The Greatest Generation Kids
    13:54 What's It Like Working At Walmart
    16:47 Big Pharma Is Advertising Wrong
    18:58 Sobriety At The Airport
    24:33 Beyond The Break
    28:12 Are Frozen Meals Good?
    30:49 Keeley Only Knows Obscure Card Games
    33:18 The War Of 1812
    35:24 Entering The 3rd Person Level Of Fame
    40:26 Super Bowl Heartbreak
    44:24 Picking Friendly Names For The Kremlin
    46:34 Old People Could Be So Funny

    52 min
  • Florida's Cults, Mao's Dong, And Other Great Historical Figures... Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.14
    Beyond the Branch continues to break the comedy podcast mold by being incompetent, witty and absurd. We're bringing comedy to brutal dictatorships, laughing at the fall of capitalism, and all around making fun of the silly world we live in. We hope you enjoyed this episode of BTB podcast and hope you will stick around for the next even better episode of Beyond The Branch! If you want to stay notified of BtB releases be sure to subscribe! If you particularly enjoyed this episode be sure to let us know with a like or comment! BtB crew out!
    38 min
  • Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.13 Young Sheldon Strikes Back, Safety Circles, And Horse Tranquilizers....

    Welcome to the 13th Edition of Beyond The Branch Podcast, Experience our new set, and ASMR quality microphones, poor mans humor, and general low class demeanor. That was a lot of big words enjoy.... oh yeah about ep.12, it's a hidden episode now because continuity is not our thing lol -BTB crew
    Timestamps:
    00:00 Intro
    01:19 Conservative Dad's Real Women Of America
    09:20 Dead Great Grandma Coming Back
    14:36 The Young Rock On WWE
    16:00 Keeley is Young Sheldon
    17:52 We Don't Need A Ned's Declassified Reboot
    22:09 Unsealing the Celebrity Flights Logs
    25:09 Keeley's Great Betrayal
    28:15 GTA V LARPING
    34:49 Safety Circle
    39:14 Horse Tranquilizers

    46 min
  • Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.10 Ai Gender Gap, Ghost Stories, & Elon's Graveyard of Enemies...

    The big One Zero, todays episode tells a romcom tragedy involving ghost, and a chirpy white guy who just can't make things right... We also break down Samuel's plan if world war 3 were too break out. Elon's Graveyard of Enemies. Find out if Samuel ever got to the W section of speech therapy, and so much more!!! If you liked this episode of the podcast, please tell us in the comments or leave a like with the button. If you find yourself coming back on the regular please subscribe and follow us on our other socials!!!!

    38 min
  • Beyond The Branch Ep.9 Types Of Barbie, Cuban K-pop, Garfield, RFK Feet, And So Much More!

    Today's episode of BTB goes back to basics, more laughs, harder hitting jokes, and more grit than you could ever imagine. It's a hot episode so be sure to check it out all the bits!! If you enjoyed it please tell us in the comments, or leave a like if your feeling generous. If your back here on the regular consider subscribing its the best way to never miss an episode of BTB!!!
    Timestamps:
    00:00 Intro
    01:18 Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Understand Jobs
    05:35 Sam's Translation Skills
    06:29 Hair Tribulations
    09:59 Bill Burr's Wife Flicks Off Trump
    12:09 Epic #sobercast moment
    15:21 Glueing A Hammer To A Top Of A Car
    18:22 K-Pop On The Rise In Korea
    19:25 Prisoners Forced To Tap Dance To "Happy"
    21:57 Barbie In China, and Around The World
    25:22 Chris Pratt as Garfield
    28:53 Getting More Pre-Sales Than The Bible
    31:12 Provoking Celebrities as a "joke"
    33:12 Ambient Makes You Say Bad Things...
    39:00 Power Going Out
    39:27 Flying W/ RFK's Feet
    42:00 Patric Mahomes Game-Used Underwhere
    46:05 Outro Bit

    51 min
  • Beyond The Branch Ep. 7: Lil Mabu Vs Blueface, Elon's Environment, Diddy's Joker Costume & So Much More!!

    Todays episode of Beyond The Branch brings you jokes about the recent holiday season in a way shocking new way as we break down barriers around the finance world, the cultural world, and so much more!!!
    TIME STAMPS:
    0:00 Intro
    0:59 Caleb Hammer (finance guy) Bit
    3:45 Pawn Shop Bit
    6:10 Trick Or Travesty...
    11:33 Keeley Is "allergic" to dust
    14:06 Elon Musk Joe Rogan Interview
    18:03 Being Blueface For a Day Challenge(impossible)
    23:06 Joe Biden Halloween Costume Ideas
    24:03 Toy Story's Hidden Meaning...
    26:07 Samuel's Economics Text Book Is A little Wacky
    28:23 P-Diddy's Joker Costume Vs Warner Bros.
    30:10 Turning The Concert On A Celebrity
    33:47 2 Year Old Pulled Over By The Police
    35:14 Police At Our Door
    36:07 Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    37:00 "free market" guys on celebrities
    39:51 Celebrities That Died In The Last 2 Months of 2023
    If you enjoyed this episode of Beyond the Branch make sure to let us know in the comments, if you find yourself coming back on the regular find your way to the subscribe button to never miss another episode!!

    42 min

About Beyond The Branch

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Beyond The Branch was created by legendary young flak catchers Keeley Éal & Samuel Sessista, these unmatched comedic geniuses bring you a masterfully crafted entertainment experience unlike any…