Happy upload day, blasphemers!
This week we introduce Micah, one of the last judges! Also explore topics of idols, and live-in priests! 

And in this week's Pop Corner, camp counselor Dan tells us all about the pagan god Pan!

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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Howdy folks!

An eye for an eye sure does make the whole world blind. And that proverb couldn't be proven more true than in this episode where Samson gets crossed and things get wild!

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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Hello, dear listeners!

This week we introduce  characters Samson and Delilah, get some child rearing advice from an angel, and see some Captain America level log (lion) ripping!

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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Hello blasphemers! 
In this episode we look into the life and times of another judge named Jephthah.
And also come across what may be the bible's first gay character??

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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Hello Blasphemers!
Apologies for the late upload on this episode. The next episode will be up Wednesday 10/30 per the usual schedule.

In this episode, we dive into Chapter 9 of the Book of Judges! Abimelech, son of Gideon, isn't so humble as his father, and craves power of his own. Will he attain it? Listen to find out!
Also in this week's Pop Corner, it's all about Lord of the Rings, baby!

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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Happy Episode Day, blasphemers!
This week, Dan regales us the tale of Gideon's 300 and their pursuit of Zebah, Zalmunna and their 15,000 Midianites.
Also in this week's Computer Room segment, Everett the Engineer talks with our hosts about the link between Neopets and the church of Scientology!

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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Gather round Campers, 'cause your fave bible camp counselors are back! Dan managed to break his wrist just after recording this, so we had to take a short break, but now it's time to get back to REAL business: Bible. In this one we teach you survival skills you'll take with you for the rest of your life. Such as... the best methods in which to drink water from a river; How to terrify your enemies using the awesome sonic power of a bunch of trumpets; How to ensure God is Bread. This one's a MUST LISTEN, kids, since you never know when these survival skills will come in handy. God is always ready to test you. 

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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Dia duit, heathens! Camp Counselor Mariah is back from Ireland, so go ahead and help yourself to your favorite non-bigoted pickle chicken and settle in for another installment of The Bible! This week Dan teaches us about a Judge called Gideon. He’s a skeptic icon and almost certainly was the first guy to ever Science. You can’t prove he wasn’t. Then be sure to stick around for the second half of the show where we climb into the Travel Trailer and Mariah shares her time visiting some megalithic era spiritual sites in Ireland. 

For photos of the things in Ireland Mariah's talking about, check out our Instagram! 

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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*in the voice of Julie Andrews*

Dearest Gentle Listener,
Now, you didn't think we'd forgotten to maintain our ongoing commitment to providing you Patreon content content, did you? Well, worry not little lamb, your shepherds haven't forgotten you. In this episode you can look forward to such delights as thus, as well as the story of the only female judge in the Book of Judges. This is the story of Deborah, of course. Do not underestimate this gentlelady, for she and her bestie Jael deliver the fuck out of Israel in the most horrid of manners. Also discussed is the pivotal Carriage Scene in the latest season of Bridgerton, which is not related to the Bible at all. Oh, the scandal.

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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Blessings upon all ye blasphemers, for we are back from summer vacation!!! This is one of the BEST Bible stories we've gotten to cover so far as we continue in the Book of Judges with the stories of Othniel, Ehud, and also Shamgar was there. Most of the time we focus on the story of Ehud and his diabolical scheming, and how he secures victory for Israel. In the pop corner we talk about the origins of the phrase 'familiarity breeds contempt', as well as the Antique Roadshow. And keep an ear out for an extra refreshing treat in Everett's ASMR Alcove this week. So let's dive back in and wait no longer dear flock, lest ye embarrass yourselves. 

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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