Biffin Bridge

Biffin Bridge

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  • Interlude: Next country to invade?
    Fuck! The seppos are going to bomb Bogan! Somebody tell these drongos it’s a map of planet Chomsky not a fucking smörgåsbord! Norman Podwhoretz, the recipient of the "Guardian of Zion Award, wants Bush to bomb Iran! Norman Podhoretz: The Case for Bombing Iran On a more serious note, the Israeli entry “Push The Button” failed to make the Eurovision Song Contest Finals in Helsinki this year because of vote manipulation by the former Eastern block countries, and, a desire by dark forces within Eurovision to gag any political dissent regardless of the musical merits! The Israeli entry by Teapacks has an ingenious use of the Spanish Phrygian scale that modulates on three or more themes, uses two European languages and an urban argot based on Phoenician Aramaic incorporated in a surprising syncopated middle section; a cogent case if any were needed to abandon phone voting and restore the panels of library music experts better able to scrutinize the performances. Judge for yourselves!
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  • Eminent Trolls: The Wrath of Dershowitz


    The Dersh has drawn up a comprehensive brief about Norm on why he should lose his job at DePaul University and has sent it to Dean! I bet Dershowitz was a right little snitch at school…
    “His scholarship is no more than (wait for it) ad hominem attacks on his ideological enemies.” I’m no scholar but isn’t it ad hominem to dismiss a body of work as ad hominem without addressing the substantive issues mate?

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    Notice board:
    Peter N. Kirstein: The Entire Text of The Suchar Memorandum Concerning DePaul University Professor Norman G. Finkelstein (with commentary)

    Alan Dershowitz’s blog post

    Noam Chomsky Accuses Alan Dershowitz of Launching a "Jihad" to Block Norman Finkelstein From Getting Tenure at Depaul University

    Norman Finkelstein puts the phoneys of the Tehran conference in their place

    Feud Weakens Prof’s Tenure Bid

    Irsahd Manji’s alleged “disconcerting” email from Norman Finkelstein

    Nichole Simon’s blog post on those Mean Kids and death treats

    Carlos Latuff’s sticky Wiki

    Dershowitz “teaching Yule Brenner some respect”

    Norman Finkelstein on Lebanese TV (the edited YouTube version)

    Norman Finkelstein on Lebanese TV (the un-doctored version)

    Soros adds voice to debate over Israel lobby

    Creative Commons

    Main sources:

    As’ad AbuKhalil

    Norman Finkelstein

    Addendum:
    Dr. Marcy Newman: Tenure

    Crystal: the dersh was staring at my boobs

    Peter Novic’s views on Dershowitz’s interference with Finkelstein’s tenure

    Norman G. Finkelstein Solidarity Campaign (links to most of the relevant documents)

    dershowitz
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  • Zac Goldsmith, Karmabanque and The Coca-Cola Hedge Fund.


    Zac Goldsmith has joined the Tory Toffs who say they can manage events by trusting some very nasty people.

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    Edited transcript:

    Zac Goldsmith, editor of the Ecologist magazine, had some kind of problem with Monsanto involving an article written by Brian Tokar back in 1998, the first run of 14,000 copies were destroyed and after that some high street newsagents refused to sell them.

    Zac is a partner of a bookmaking firm called Fitzdares in London, his associates are James Osborne MP and Taki Theodoracopulos, Taki did three months in Prison for trying to smuggle 23 grams of Cocaine into the UK. (How could Fitzdares get a license when a convicted drug smuggler is "involved"?)

    The Washington Post wrote on December 25, 2004: “The anti-Coke campaign has been called by its founders (Karmabanque) a "smart boycott." Goldsmith said he believes he can push Coca-Cola shares to as low as $22.”
    Goldsmith later said: "The hedge fund is not mine in any sense I didn't set it up. I haven't provided financial support, and I do not manage it. Any suggestion to the contrary is false."

    Zac Goldsmith now works with a John Gummer MP who is on the Coca-cola environmental advisory board

    David Cameron said: “Who better than Coca Cola, a firm with a better distribution network in sub-Saharan Africa than any aid agency, to get materials out to needy populations?”

    Steve Hilton is the Conservative Party consultant and godfather to David Cameron’s first child, his business consultancy “Good Business” has clients such as McDonald's and Coca-Cola.

    Zac Goldsmith: "Coke represents the cutting-edge of a global monoculture that is undermining real human diversity,"

    Cameron said Ronald Reagan had had the right idea when he made the joke "If it moves, tax it. If it still moves, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it." (There were a lot of backroom deals going on in those days, lax enforcement and greatly reduced fines).

    Zac Goldsmith the Conservative candidate for Richmond Park.

    The audio file is for non-commercial use Creative Commons


    Articles:
    Brian Tokar: Monsanto a Checkered History

    BullShit: A documentary film about Indian environmental activist Vandana Shiva

    Sarah Newstead of The Richmond and Twickenham Times has a glowing report on Zac

    Max Keiser’s article about the Coca-Cola boycott in The Ecoloist

    Washington Post: Zac is reported saying he wanted to force the price of Coke stock down

    D. Murali: Fluid state of water battles

    The Torygraph: Article about Steve Hilton

    Newsweek: Steve Hilton and David Cameron

    Watch Coke’s stock price go down

    Coca-Cola, Human Rights and Child Labour

    David Cameron’s corporate blurb

    Audrey Beckford: Article about Taki the drug smuggler, liar, fascist sympathizer and close friend of Zac Goldsmith

    Taki writes about his venture with Zac Goldsmith

    Links:
    The case against Coke

    Killer coke

    Karmabanque Radio

    Karmabanque

    The Boycott Coca-Cola Experience

    coca-cola

    Addendum:
    Who Fitzdares Wins right?
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  • High Society: Begum Nawazish Ali and his Violence Against Women
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    Edited transcript:
    There’s a syndicated article that’s been doing the rounds recently by Salman Masood about a phenomenon that promises to be a global sensation!
    The article is about a bisexual TV TV star that is world famous in Pakistan called Ali Saleem who, as a drag queen, has developed a character called Begum Nawazish Ali.

    In some parts of the Muslim world gay men, mukhannathun, are generally accepted, because god created them, so, they have no blame or shame, unless they perform what is termed “illicit acts”.

    Ali Saleem alias Begum Nawazish also provides a “port in a storm” for young single heterosexual males in Pakistan, in fact “The Begum” has openly boasted that he had received unprotected anal sex with no less than 20 servants one evening at a truck stop near “The Marina Club” in Karachi after which he then performed fellatio on each and every one of them.

    On New Years Eve at the “The Black and White ball” in Lahore Begum Nawazish beat up his Blonde English socialite girlfriend in front of everybody in what must been a prolonged and violent assault as someone later commented that “ he is not the feminist he would have us all believe” as the same blonde woman was spotted at KHI with a bandaged hand and a severely bruised face.

    If you have a view about violence against women you could express your opinion on the Gagan Grewal show which is a BBC Asia Network programme; Begum Nawazish contributes to the show every Tuesday at 19:00 hrs GMT, listeners can call in, email and post messages on the show’s website.

    Addendum:
    MSNBC singing from the same hymn-sheet as The New York Times and announcing the “scoop” of “The Begum’s” political ambitions, which is further proof, if any were needed, that she’s chronically on “the devil’s dandruff”.
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  • Mogodon Moments: Hellen hath no fury than a woman scorned!
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    This is how Sunday Times trumped-up hack Nicholas Hellen might look if he was a medieval courtier.

    Biffin Bridge Notice Board:
    The text of Nicholas Hellen’s blackmail to Zoë Margolis aka Abby Lee Girl With a One Track Mind;

    Nick Hellen’s pathetic scoop, lifting the veil on Abby Lee;

    Susan Mernit’ Blog: Sex blogger outed by a yellow journalist plots revenge;

    Big stick Small carrot: A Free Press;

    Bill Peschel: Don’t piss off a Brit;

    Madam Arcati;

    Berbacia Clemons (featured singer in the Mogodon Moment);

    Snaps of Sir Michael Peat and his son Charlie at some do on the "rubber chicken" circuit;

    Sunday Times Editor John Witherow’s wiki stub.

    Contact details:
    Deputy Editor of The Sunday Times Nicholas Hellen can be on: 020 7 782 5000 (if you are drunk and dialling outside UK the prefix is 4420) ask for Lord Percy, he’s currently on holiday but will be back at his desk on Tuesday 9 January.

    He can also be contacted by email on: [email protected]

    Addendum:
    The Madame Arcati article about “Mr Hell” in full.
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  • COX News: The Uzbek Dictator, his Daughter, Rendition flights and Coca-Cola
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    A Picture of President Karimov’s Daughter Gulnara Karimova aka the pop star Googoosha

    Downtown Taskent is full of UK Embassy staff with no interest in the country or it’s people and US intelligence agencies making up stories out of Uzbek intelligence dross extracted from torture.

    Colin Powell signed off the certification that said that Uzbekistan was making progress towards human rights.

    Colin Powell was lying.

    Links:

    Craig Murray: The Uzbekistan blog!

    Craig Murray: The Dangers of Friendly Dictatorships

    CorpWatch: Coca-Cola accused over Uzbek venture

    Gulnara Karimova’s Wiki entry

    The Roberts Report: President Islom Karimov’s daughter Gulnara (aka Googoosha)

    Karmabanque: Boycott Coca-Cola


    Googoosha on YouTube (adult entertainment)

    Addendum:
    Plane spotting

    Craig Murray’s confidential documents page!
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