Stephen teaches us about meditating away the coronavirus and also learns what goatse is. The Lions finally earn some respect by playing good defense that is never shown or discussed. Glen returns for some extreme cringe. Tim beats up a man whose wife he had sex with, and this is a positive.

The Big Dumb Boys must wrestle with their feelings and their urge to riff while discussing FNL's most emotional episode, The Son. We apologize to BTS army for Stephen. Please do not harm him.

The fine folks at UNDER ARMOUR present this pair of season 4 episodes, in which Matt starts his art "internship," Buddy and Tami both get all time great scenes, Luke Cafferty joins East Dillon, Mike Leach has a Lynchian cameo and UNDER ARMOUR provides excellent new uniforms to the Lions after being nice enough to delay cashing Coach's check for them. WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE

We wrap up season 3 and move onto season 4, the beginning of the East Dillon years. Lyla and Tyra depart the show but Tim abandons college after like a week and Matt sacrifices his dreams. Also Landry and Julie are still in high school somehow.

The Panthers continue their road to the state championship game despite Joe McCoy losing control and attacking his son in a parking lot. Stephen didn't realize which episodes to watch so hear him react in real time to the title game!

Tyra has a bad experience on the rodeo circuit while Coach tries to get laid again. Buddy goes beast mode on a strip club and costs Lyla her college money. Crucifictorious plays their first show since changing their sound.

Buddy Garrity's horrible gremlin children come back to Dillon to inundate their father with their liberal values. Then Jason and Tim go to NEW YORK BABY GO METS

Jason Street returns! So do the meth dealers! The podcast is almost torn apart over jelly preferences! Check out Brad Leland on Cameo!

In this episode, we discuss the McCoys’ 10th circle of McMansion Hell, Dark Matt Saracen, Hey Arnold and Yes Dear.

Big Dumb Lights returns to discuss the final three seasons of beloved football soap opera Friday Night Lights! At the beginning of season 3, Smash has somehow lost his scholarship, a new QB arrives in town, Coach is mad about smoothies and Tim eats rare squab at a bad fine dining restaurant.