Big Dumb Ten

Michigan and Iowa played the most boring game of all time so we'd rather talk about wrestling.

Maryland are exposed, Michigan "bounces back," Pat Fitzgerald doesn't understand technology and Chris Ash gets canned. Stephen and Travis are both traumatized by past Ohio State-Michigan State games and think that they're respective team will lose. Only one can be right.

lmao Michigan

Two weeks in we're beginning to learn more about the realities facing our dumb conference. For example, Michigan is the fourth-best team in the East and Wisconsin will never allow a point again. And maybe Rutgers is a lot worse than we thought.

Week 1 is in the books and we have a lot to say about it. Michigan State set new high marks in Michigan Stateness, two teams put up 79 on hapless opponents, Rutgers looks good(?!) and Jonathan Taylor is a world-destroyer.

The season is finally upon us and it's...a little underwhelming to be honest. As most of the Big Ten prepares to take on cupcakes, we try to learn a few things about each opponent. Stephen is jetlagged in Ireland and Travis has loud construction outside of his house for ambience.

Our final preview episode of 2019 discusses the supposed cream of the crop in each division. Wisconsin and Nebraska will duke it out for the right to probably be slaughtered by Ohio State or Michigan in the title game. Also we got really distracted during the Wisconsin preview and started talking about Hideo Kojima.

Season previews continue as we get into the putrid offense of Michigan State, the putrid administration of Maryland, and the putrid everything of Rutgers. Also things are looking up for Indiana and Penn State is a mystery!

Welcome back to regular Big Dumb Ten! We're kicking off season previews with the slapfight between the bottom five teams in the West: Illinois, Northwestern, Purdue, Iowa and Minnesota. Any of these teams (except Illinois) could win the division or go 6-6! But will anybody care?

It's the season finale of Big Dumb Lights, jam-packed with the final THREE episodes before the writer's strike put the season out of its misery. Smash loses his scholarship. Jason knocks up a waitress. Landry is caught in a bizarre love triangle despite dressing like dogshit. Matt gets very drunk. Santiago does nothing. Peter Berg is a fake cowboy. All this and more in a 2-plus hour special.