Things are picking up as we discuss episodes 3 and 4. Romance is blossoming, the team is faltering, and Marina Abramovic once walked across the Great Wall of China to break up with a man who wore Crocs.

Welcome to our new offseason series: Big Dumb Lights, where we make our way through the greatest sports television show of all time, Friday Night Lights, which Stephen has never seen. This week, we discuss the first two episodes.

RIP the 2018 Big Ten season, 2018-2019. We recap the various bowl blowouts for you and talk about the potential arrival of Justin Fields at Ohio State. Also: how the Big Ten West is like Luigi, the comforting 8-4/9-3 records of Outback Steakhouse, knife fighting, and which children we've seen the most on video

Get out your Fossil watches because it's Bowl Preview Time! We've got all the Big Ten bowls! Quick Lane! Redbox! Outback! Let's GOOOOOOOO

We recap the Big Ten championship game, discuss the coaching changes at Ohio State and Maryland, and play a very special game of Name That Big Ten Player.

lmao Michigan are you serious with this revenge tour aaaaaaahhahahahaha

The final week of the regular season is upon us and we will not stop going on tangents rather than discussing it. We try to dissect what's wrong with Ohio State and if they stand a chance against Michigan. Michigan State and Rutgers cause us unbearable pain. Also: metal bands, Pat Fitzgerald's music taste, PJ Fleck's sex life, and an impassioned plea from Stephen.

Ian and Stephen have another gameday report, this time from out of Big Ten country at the University of Tennessee. Then we discuss Michigan State vs. Ohio State in one of the worst games ever played, plus the rest of week 11 action and a preview of week 12.

We actually talk just about football this week, recapping week 10 and previewing week 11, including Ohio State's inevitable upset at the hands of Michigan State. Also Stephen finally wins the guessing game again.

BIG DUMB TEN FIELD TRIP REPORT FROM NORTHWESTERN'S UPSET OF WISCONSIN WOOOOOOOOOOO