The boys discuss making things the Ocky way, collecting concert setlists, and Korean BBQ. They then yap on and on about kitchen gadgets before tackling some on-theme advice column questions. They wrap up with an exchange of dumb kitchen gadgets available online before coming up with their own useless kitchen tool creation.

Paul and Adrian formally apologize for misgendering Lil Uzi Vert. We strive to do better in the future but the bit was kinda funny and we're sure Uzi would be cool with it and forgive us.

Article 1: The Shoebox https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/how-to-make-kitchen-counter-space

Article 2: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/06/kitchen-nightmare-care-and-feeding-advice.html

Third Segment: Gadget round up plus product pitch

The boys talk termites, Supperland brunch, and how the Jaguars need to stay out of Shark's gang territory. They then tackle two advice columns all about King shit before Paul ranks some King based bars.

Article 1: Ask Martin Luther King https://kinginstitute.stanford.edu/king-papers/documents/advice-living-13

Article 2: The Fairy Godmother Advice Column https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-fairy-godmother-advice-column/

Third Seggy: King Bar Rankings

The boys talk Stanley Tucci cocktails, edgy Steve Irwin jokes, and bare/bear traffic. They then tackle two advice columns on zoos/aquaria before ending on a third seggy ranking zoo animals.

Article 1: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/12/dear-prudence-animal-rescue-circus.html

Article 2: Ask Amy https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2023/07/ask-amy-im-tired-of-zoo-guests-pretending-their-pets-are-service-animals.html?outputType=amp

Third Seggy: Zoo animal tier list