The boys talk termites, Supperland brunch, and how the Jaguars need to stay out of Shark's gang territory. They then tackle two advice columns all about King shit before Paul ranks some King based bars.

Article 1: Ask Martin Luther King https://kinginstitute.stanford.edu/king-papers/documents/advice-living-13

Article 2: The Fairy Godmother Advice Column https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-fairy-godmother-advice-column/

Third Seggy: King Bar Rankings

The boys talk Stanley Tucci cocktails, edgy Steve Irwin jokes, and bare/bear traffic. They then tackle two advice columns on zoos/aquaria before ending on a third seggy ranking zoo animals.

Article 1: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/12/dear-prudence-animal-rescue-circus.html

Article 2: Ask Amy https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2023/07/ask-amy-im-tired-of-zoo-guests-pretending-their-pets-are-service-animals.html?outputType=amp

Third Seggy: Zoo animal tier list