Forget about Thursday or hat happened to that show...

Matt and Nick return with big plans, blurry spreadsheets, and one very real fake album: Turning the Page — a 12-track collaboration project starring Page McConnell and… well, whoever we can legally pretend said yes.

Each track is a genre-bending duet built entirely on rumors, dreams, and vibes.

• Page x Maxwell — “Laminated Desire”
• Page x St. Vincent — “Clavicle Tension”
• Page x Doja Cat — untitled, unreleasable, might already exist in the cloud
• Page x Himself — “Waiting Room Jam (Demo)”

Meanwhile, we’re still recovering from 4/20 in Portland, The Bg money Phish radio show of the week.

• Matt says he “blacked on.”
• Nick kept whispering, "the Files are inside the computer".
• Someone in section 121 claimed they astral projected.

Also on the ledger:

• Derek is trying to crowdfund a jukebox that only plays Page solos
• A listener pitched “Fishman’s Rug Emporium” as a touring side hustle
• Nick’s been trying to trademark the phrase “Live Laugh Loop”

This album will never come out.
But the merch is already in production.

It’s Big Money Friday. We’re Turning the Page. Let’s go.

If you are new always listen to the latest show first!