Nick said to Matt as the tickets went live
Do you Sphere what I Sphere?
Do you Sphere what I Sphere?
A glowing room where the stakes get high
Do you Sphere what I Sphere?

Matt said to Nick with a skeptical stare
I don’t Sphere what you Sphere
I don’t Sphere what you Sphere
Looks expensive, weird, and mostly air
I don’t Sphere what you Sphere

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Yes that’s right. Nick and Matt are back with more up to the minute Insuphishient for your Big Money Friday listening pleasure.

The guys get deep today. Like suspiciously deep. The kind of deep where a simple thought about Phish somehow turns into a full blown theory about time, technology, absence, money, mystery, and why none of us can leave this band alone.

Then, because no good idea goes untested, they roll out a brand new segment and immediately treat it like it has been a cornerstone of the show for years.

All this and more.

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French band, what’s the name?
Fishman eyes, not the same
New York shows, sold out fast
Paris trip, might not last
Mahavishnu, looping tight
Three four, then four on the floor that's right?

Trey in LA, Largo stage
Solo set, acoustic rage
Jar Sample, limb by limb
Why play that when its just him?
Mulaney, Kroll, Maron too
Silverman, what would you do

Goose gets dragged, Dogs get love
Matt came down from trolling above
Pop jam shine, not his lane
Still says Phish again and again
Mexico, money grab
Nick says cool it, don’t be mad
Halloween may have had its run
Last one looked like the final one

We didn’t start the podcast
Matt and Nick kept talking, no one thought to stop it

These two just yammer on and on and on and on

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Spinning in that stairs, you broke your seat
Nothing’s working but we feel that beat
You hit record now, red light glows
Where this goes, nobody knows

Matt never got so rad, and never looked so blue
It’s probably something in, the parking lot food
The plan we had, can’t help us anymore
We just forgot what we were planning for

Nick got his reading glasses on, and his worst takes are gone
So now the show rolls on, you got one take, Jam on

Nick brought notes, Matt brought none
Somehow that’s how this is how stuff gets done
New hot takes that may be wrong
Release the episode, move along
If it all falls apart, we’ll just say it’s a bit
Act like we meant every single part of it!

Nick got his reading glasses on, and his worst takes are gone
So now the show rolls on, you got one take, Jam on

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There is a lot going on right now. Maybe too much. News flying in from every direction, rumors in the air, timelines bending, and Matt and Nick doing their absolute best not to drown in it. Some people might say they are just swimming around out there. Not us though. Never us. We are calling it processing.

And to properly process all this breaking news, the boys need a little time, a little space, and maybe a little less pressure. So while the gears turn and the takes marinate, we are cracking open the vault and bringing you some classic 1.0 Insuphishient. Earlier days. Wilder energy. Questionable structure. Pure form.

Enjoy.

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Nick showed up early and Matt showed up late
Don’t text our number, it probably changed
Internets breaking everywhere
Change the handle to something with a "Bear"
Change the intro, I don’t care
’Cause the old heads were right

We’re talking Dead...
We’re talking Dead?
They’re Talking Dead!
That’s what you read

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Matt and Nick are out of the room, out of patience, and out of excuses. They paid their dues, fried their brains, burned through the last of the gas, and still somehow dragged a fresh episode across the finish line. Shoes busted, socks hanging on by a thread, mirrors telling hard truths, and yet the boys kept moving because there was no time to lose.

And here’s the good news. Everything is right. Or close enough. The episode is live, the takes are hot, the damage is done, and now all that’s left is for you to hold tight and enjoy the ride. No safety net, no clean landing, just your favorite Phish talk show doing what it does best and getting it out while the wires are still warm.

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Matt and Nick just left the studio with this HOT track TO GO for your listening pleasure.

For the first time in Insuphishient history, they are recording and releasing within minutes, which means all the usual guard rails are off and this thing is absolutely flying with no supervision. As Bill O’Reilly once said, “WE’LL DO IT LIVE!” and that is exactly what is happening here today.

Is this the best episode of Insuphishient ever?
Maybe.
It is, however, the best one recorded today, and that is not up for debate.

The guys also debut a brand new game, and in a shocking turn of events, both Nick and Matt absolutely brick it in spectacular fashion. Not even close. Real tough scene. You will not believe how confident they were compared to how poorly this went.

No safety net, no edits, no second takes. Just two guys, a couple microphones, and whatever comes out of their mouths in real time.

Tune in and enjoy.
And remember… anything can happen when you do it live.

Let’s party.

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Today on Insuphishient…

Matt and Nick attempt to talk about Phish at the Sphere but instead accidentally create a new scientific system for classifying songs as either “For the Band” or “For The People,” which immediately gets rejected by the scientific community, the jam community, and several members of their own families.
Nick unveils a plan to talk over one of Matt’s band’s 20 minute jams and call it “content,” Matt considers this, then immediately regrets telling Nick he has recording equipment. Meanwhile Nick's Plant continues to become more powerful within the organization, and there are now rumors it knows how to use all the knobs correctly, which would make it the most qualified person involved in this entire operation.

Next time on Insuphishient…

Matt starts a side project writing "Fortune" cookies.
Nick tries to get a sky writer to write "Wave of Hope Is Not a Set Two Opener" over Fishman's house.
The band Phoenix Freight changes their name to Phoenix with an F.
And somehow, despite all available evidence, these two idiots start a media company.

Turn it on. Turn it up.
We’ll meet you somewhere in the middle of the jam.

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Since Nick Blew it at the end of yesterday's show, we will pick up exactly where we left off. No intro.... Just straight rip!

So Yes Nick has officially solved the mystery of why his sound kept cutting out. After hours of troubleshooting, equipment discussions, cable inspections, and at one point blaming what he called “electrical ghosts,” it turns out the problem was that Nick had one of his own AirPods in his pocket... That’s right. The man who has opinions about everything Page does was defeated by a volume knob. We will be taking no further questions at this time.

Because of this shocking development, Matt has temporarily been promoted to Head of Audio, Head of IT, and Head of Common Sense. Nick will remain Head of Confidence.

Meanwhile, Molly continues to quietly become the most competent person on the show, which is both impressive and concerning for leadership.

So to recap: Molly is thriving, Matt is in charge of the buttons, Nick is no longer allowed to touch the equipment without supervision, and somehow this operation is producing more content than ever.

We wish we could say things are running smoothly.
They are.
They are running.

Tune in.

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