Hello out there in Insuphishient land. You have never needed a Part Two like this before. Maybe we’re overstating. Maybe we’re right on the line. You be the Judge Judy and the executioner.

Today on your favorite Phish talk show we drop back in at the exact millisecond we bailed last time. Nick whispering calmly in your ear, pretending he knows what’s happening. Matt staring into the abyss like it owes him money. Then the whole thing twists sideways and suddenly bam there you go. It took us a long time to get back on the train and somehow we still missed a stop.

So tune in as we attempt the impossible. What is going through the Mind of Molly. Does she know. Do we know. Does anyone know.

It is Wednesday. Let’s get after it.

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As you know Matt and Nick operate with a level of factual precision normally reserved for federal investigations and ancient libraries. These two don’t miss. Borderline immaculate. Spotless beings drifting through a world that keeps dropping crumbs.

Today that streak is in danger because Insuphishient has a guest. And not just any guest. The world’s foremost authority on all things Phish. A scholar. A sage. A seeker who has spent years achieving total oneness with the Helping Friendly Book.

Wait. Hold up. It’s only her third week? 

Her name is Molly. It’s her dad’s birthday so everyone behave. She’s three weeks into Phish and the only responsible thing to do was bring her on and ask the purest question in the (jam)known universe. "Why!?".(FYI, that <-- was the world record for punctuation in a sentence.  It is now held by Insuphishient)

What we found is a surprisingly well adjusted human with a rare and almost noble belief about what social media is for. She’s been using it to bring people together. Historically a doomed pursuit. Statistically unwise. Something seven out of ten people would flee from. And yet here we are. Matt. Nick. Molly. Compressing the universe into one improbable moment and maybe stitching a new Ph(f)riendship into being.

Walk with her as we meet M for the very first time.

Plus pro intel on picking lower oxidated seed oils for your kitchen at home.

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Today’s episode of Insuphishient comes out of the oven with that Julia Child energy. The apron’s crooked, the pan’s too hot, and somehow everything ends up perfect anyway.

We take the 11 26 97 show like it’s the bird itself. Seasoned heavy. Center of the table. Then the episode starts rolling out the sides and surprises the wandering flavors that show up when Matt and Nick forget they’re supposed to be following any recipe at all.

There is no rush. Just a slow confident glide through the material. A pinch of BS here. A generous pour of Fishman is a god there. Commentary that feels hand spun. Messy in the way that makes the whole kitchen smell better.

By the end, the thing has turned into something richer than a recap. More like a Jam assembled mid show with Trey somehow holding everything together.

Turkey Jam vol 1. Serve warm. Let’s go.

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You can't believe it! I can't believe it! your Favorite Phish podcast is back!

Insuphishient!!

By the way, this episode is way better than yesterday.  I promise.

Nick is starting some B.S.  Matt is on one as well. 

There is build up and no resolution! Sorry but maybe tomorrow.

It's the last work day of the week. 

It's insuphishient time.

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Ladies and gentlemen you waited ten days and the prophecy finally cracked open. Matt and Nick have returned with a brand new Insuphishient and the energy is unstable in a good way.

Matt decided he was done pretending to understand Thanksgiving so he went full scholar mode and brought the entire holiday into the studio. Pilgrims. Corn. Cranberry logistics. All of it. No one asked for this but everyone needs it.

Nick decided to test the structural limits of human momentum. He goes for it. Then he goes further. At one point he attempts to explain the physics of enthusiasm and nearly levitates out of the room.

Also, "Why is your Gravy so Lumpy," won't happen to you if you do this one neat trick. And so much more .

It is going to be a long week. Start it here and now. Right here and now. Right here right now.

Insuphishient is back.

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Matt and Nick are flying solo after the FCC pulled their live-crowd permit for “reasons” that may or may not involve nudity. With no audience and no pants, they dive headfirst into chaos: four band members, four random adjectives. Things go south fast when “hard” comes up first and “confused” isn’t far behind. Somewhere between arguing about Goose’s piano player and Fishman’s bowel regularity, a legitimate Phish discussion actually breaks out.

They time-travel to Fall ’96 for a full breakdown of the Auburn Hills show, complete with divided skies, painful pauses, and enough nerdy detail to make even Mike Gordon blush. Along the way they reinvent podcast copyright law, debate who in Phish would choose which superpower, and accidentally invent Fishman’s new alter ego: Laundry Buddy, defender of muumuus, sworn enemy of vacuums.

Aliens might land at a Phish show, Trey might still be fast, and somewhere in all of it the guys remember to say the words:
It’s Insuphishient.

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In the wild studio plains of Insuphishient, two rare creatures, Matthew and Nicholas, conclude an ancient ritual known to locals as the Desert Island Game.
The atmosphere is tense.
Moments ago, a round of “WWYD” spiraled into confusion, awkward laughter, and mild emotional dehydration.

Sensing danger, the pair shifts instinctively.
They turn toward an older, safer form of communication:
The Tastes Great versus Less Filling debate, a mating call passed down through generations of broadcast hosts.

As the echoes fade, the habitat grows calm once more.
A Real Show, or perhaps a fake one, re-emerges from the mist, shimmering with possibility.

And if you listen closely, you can hear it now.
The faint glimmer of something truly Insuphishient beginning to shine.

[End scene.]

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Nick and Matt once paused a moment once to combine,  right before Big Money Friday began to shine. It’s always been their favorite show to make, but somewhere between the chaos and entropy there was no Hot Take.

Then Just moments  after that, Some one texted this show is "Phat."

But the video didn't sync up to the sound.  And why is Nicks face so round? 

Wait, maybe BMF didn’t die. Maybe it just…

Evolved

So what are the guys swimming into today? One of the best Fall ’95 shows you’ll ever hear. Matt picked it, Nick dropped a secret live on air. You should’ve been there. 

Oh wait, you still can.

Let there be sound.

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Matt and Nick are back in an all new Insuphishient!
Halloween’s gone and the jack-o-lanterns are rotting, but the Mall is already jingling bells and sucking wallets dry as we spiral ever deeper into late-stage capitalism.
Sometimes it’s nice to remember the good old days. Unless you’re 18-27, in which case these are them. Back when a smoke was a smoke, groovy was groovy, and nobody posted about it. But the times, as they say, are a-changin’.
If your mac and cheese needs to hit harder, we’ll be there. If your tire’s flat, we’ll be there. And if you’re listening to Phish from the 90s, Matt will be right there with you. Because Nick was already there, that old AMF.
Let’s get it on.

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Well most of you were not hip to the new Insuphishient format when Matt and Nick decided to dust off the crusty Podcast. (Nick Missed thinking about Trey)

So as a result this has been the least istened to episode, not because it was bad we hope.  You be the judge and tell us in the comments below!

Happy Monday, Nick and Matt will be back with all new episodes this week, Do not worry. 

Chao

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