Finally, it’s Big Money Friday and Nick and Matt are back!

Today they are not pulling any punches, mostly because Nick is literally training for his boxing match with Page. Gloves on, trash talk ready, donut shorts optional.

But that’s not even the wild part.
Matt has unearthed a lost Phish contract rider from ’94 that demands three things at every venue:

1. Unlimited Fresca.
2. A single bonsai tree named “Doug.”
3. A goat with backstage access.

Nick thinks this explains half the jams from that era. Matt swears it explains all of them.

Add in a segment called “Buy, Sell, Jam” where the hosts treat Phish songs like stock picks, and things get dangerously close to financial advice.

By the end, Nick is shadowboxing, Matt is daydreaming about Doug the bonsai, and everyone is wondering if Friday is big enough to contain this much money.

This is Insuphishient.
It’s Big. It’s Money. It’s Friday.
Let’s go.

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Welcome to Insuphishient, the only podcast brave enough to ask: what if Phish never broke up, but the laws of physics did?

Nick arrives late because he was trapped in a revolving door at an abandoned mall. Matt shows up early.  Also he claims to have discovered a secret sixth member of Phish a man known as “Greg” who plays the "skin" trombone.

Today’s topics include:

• Whether Trey should score the next season of Law and Order.
• Why Page is the most likely band member to own a submarine.
• A deep dive into the lost “Cabbage Jam” from ’92 that probably never happened.
• And Matt’s campaign to make Pop Tarts a tour lot staple.

Along the way, Nick challenges the audience to a spelling bee, Matt insists that Mike once patented a new kind of ladder, and both agree that if Halloween isn’t announced soon, they’re dressing as Reba and Tela.

By the end, the whole episode sounds less like a podcast and more like a fever dream recorded inside a planetarium gift shop.

This is Insuphishient.
None of it’s true, but all of it’s real.
Let’s go.

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Last week Nick and Matt were lost in the fourth cube of time.
Monday decided it wanted to be Wednesday.
Friday's episode blew away like a paper plate at a picnic. Never to be heard from again (Sorry).

But this week the curtain rises again.
The boys are back with three brand new shows and the spotlight is firmly on their faces.

Today they get live with it.
Nick drops a bomb of info on Matt and suddenly the stage shakes, the lights flicker, and the whole production spirals into absolute camp chaos.
By the twenty second minute the show has collapsed, the props are broken, and everyone is covered in glitter.

This is Insuphishient in all its melodramatic glory.
This is Sparta!!!!

Take a bow.
Let’s go.

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Welcome back to World Wide Wednesday! Where Matt and Nick dig into what’s happening online and everywhere else that matters.

Also… where’s Fall Tour?
What about Halloween?
Are we getting any new Phish songs this year?

Matt heard his sound was “a little thin” last week, so this time we went the other direction.
Nick wore his least favorite Hawaiian shirt but is finally back at home, where the Wi-Fi is strong and the takes are stronger.

We’ll cover the big questions, the small questions, and yes… what is the deal with airplane food?

All that, plus whatever else happens when two people who should probably be on tour are stuck in front of microphones instead.

It’s Insuphishient.
Let’s go.

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When your Tuesday is a Monday, then your Wednesday is… today.

Nick and Matt are still traveling through time, bouncing between days like a bad setlist segue. Yesterday they swore it was Monday, and for them, it was, but today they’re somehow stuck in Tuesday, and yet already talking about tomorrow.

With Phish off the road, they’ve been marooned in the past, replaying old shows to fill the void. Yesterday it was Winston-Salem ‘97, a straight-up banger. Today, they’re taking this International Tuesday to the next chapter: Amsterdam ‘97.

And let me tell you… damn. That soundcheck? So fire it makes you want to smack some guy with a European name.

The threads from yesterday are still hanging: Nick is still technically on vacation (but answering calls anyway), Matt might still be “out to lunch” from the day before, and both are feeling the creeping withdrawal that comes when the band stops touring. The time travel doesn’t help.

So, we’ve got multiple timelines converging here:

• Timeline One: Yesterday: It’s Tuesday but really Monday, and Winston-Salem still echoes in their heads.
• Timeline Two Today: It’s Amsterdam, 1997, and the soundcheck could power the grid. 
• Timeline Three The Future: The present day, where two hosts refuse to accept the calendar’s authority.

Buckle up. This one’s a trip through eras, time zones, and at least one international incident involving a jam so nasty it should require a passport stamp.

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It’s Monday for Matt and Nick, even if, for you mere mortals, it’s somehow Tuesday.

The good news? Insuphishient is back.
Maybe better than ever.
(Probably not.)
(But maybe.)

We’re kicking things off with a straight-up banger from the Winston-Salem 100’s back in ’97, the kind of show that sticks to your ribs and leaves a mark.

Nick’s still on vacation.
Matt’s still out to lunch.
And together, they’re still bringing you the kind of chaos that makes your day just a little brighter.

Strap in.
It’s Insuphishient.
Let’s go.

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It’s Big Money Friday, and few things are as big money as Live Phish.
Today, Matt and Nick crack open a release from the legendary SPAC show of ‘95.

It was hot.
It was muggy.
Nick was there, and if you want to know whether he liked it, you’ll have to tune in (you will be shocked).

Meanwhile, Matt is attempting something called a reverse Foo-man (whatever that is), and Nick answered a call from a telemarketer… who just so happened to be at a Widespread Panic show. They hate Phish phans.
Which is honestly impressive.

It’s Friday, the band’s off the road, but Insuphishient is still delivering the content you deserve.

Have a good weekend.
Love ya.

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Well well… looks like World Wide Wednesday is back, baby and Nick and Matt are here for it.
Apparently, you are too. Good thing.

It’s been many a moon since we’ve done this, and as we adjust to life off the road, our buddy Trey is out there in California having the time of his life.
And why not? Good for him.

But… why does he keep playing Shine?
Just to stick it to Nick?

Anyway, welcome back to Insuphishient’s WWW. Matt made some tea.
Soak it in, because this is the last show until Friday.

Let’s go.

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You know what?
"Love is what we are."
Or at least… what Trey played yesterday.

When’s the last time Phish played that song?
Answer: once.
Eight years ago.
Matt and Nick don’t even remember it.
Nick suspects it’s made up.
Matt thinks it might be a contagious.

But yes,  we are bitter.
Nick is bitter.
Matt, once again, still can’t believe "it’s not butter."

As the tour dust settles and the world turns dull, Insuphishient returns to its regularly scheduled chaos.
This week’s Soundcheck is the first of three brand new shows.

No setlist today.
Just two guys spiraling through the withdrawals of a band gone quiet.

Also: 10 reasons your fondue is now a fon-don’t.

Let’s go.

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It’s the last Friday of July, and Insuphishient has returned to bring you what might be the ph-inest Phish show of the summer. Maybe even the century.

From the moment you heard the second song, you knew it was on.
Forget “Same Set Reprise”, Trey flipped the script and changed the whole damn debate.

And what followed this never heard before placement of your beloved tune? A heroic, ice-cold (no fatties) charge led by the Four Phishmen of the Apocalypse. 

All night long you went in and out of the freezer, into Glory, into Madness.

It felt... personal. It felt... perfect (thank you). But mostly... it felt like Phish at SPAC in summer.

Tune in for this epic breakdown of one unforgettable night (run)… only on Insuphishient.

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