Do you like going to concerts?
If so, we’re willing to bet you’ve been to at least one of the shows we’re talking about on today’s very important episode of Insuphishient.

Yes, Matt and Nick are back, and today, we’re rolling in the deep (no Adele) of the Big Money Machine that is live music.

It’s World Wide Wednesday, and yes, for once, we actually recorded it on a Wednesday.
We run through your reactions to our questions, then drop our takes on the top grossing bands in history for ticket sales.

Also: we rank farmers market finds from best to worst, with a shocking verdict on honey sticks.

This one is unpasteurized, unfiltered, and in season.
Let’s go.

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Well Insuphishient heads ( we need a better term)... summer’s over.
Did it fly by? Yes.
Are we in denial? Also yes.
But the good news?

Nick and Matt are back.
Five days a week. (Not this week with he holiday and all)
Every weekday.
And they swear these next episodes will be better than the last two. (We’re holding them to it.)

While the boys retool the daily chaos calendar, today’s show sets the stage for what’s ahead.

• New segments? Probably.
• Same nonsense? Definitely.
• Big Money Friday? Going nowhere. Never will. Try and stop it.

So grab your Uber Eats, cancel the delivery, and walk to go pick it up.
Put this in your ears and remind yourself:
Life’s short. Phish is forever.

This is Insuphishient.

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Yes Yes Y’all Insuphishient is back.

It’s the last Friday of the summer, and the only thing that could make it better… is an episode of your favorite Phish talk show.

Bad news: The boys really phoned this one in.
Good news: They’ll be back to the normal schedule next week.
(Well… not next week. Monday’s a holiday. So Tuesday through Friday. Yay?)

Today Nick wants to talk covers,  so they do.
Text in your dream Phish covers:

• Songs they should learn
• Songs they should play
• Songs they should never, ever touch again

It’s Big Money Friday. It’s a long weekend. Worst Episode Ever.
This is Insuphishient.

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I wouldn’t say Matt and Nick phoned it in for today’s episode, because that would require either of them to know the number.

But I would say… this show could be better if one or both of them had planned even a tiny bit. What starts in disaster ends in disaster, which my high school guidance counselor Mrs. Miller once called “a teachable moment.” Mrs. Miller, I regret to inform you that I did not prove you wrong.

Anyways, where were we? Oh yeah, Nick and Matt. Last time we left them, they were adrift at sea with a corn cob pipe and a button nose… wait, no, that was Page getting his first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the season.

Right. Nick and Matt are still here, giving you your daily dose of Phish the only way they can: by holding you down and making you listen.

Enjoy.... Mike.

It’s Insuphishient. Let’s go.

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Are you sick of listening to the same old stupid stuff every day?
Good news. We’ve got all new stupid stuff.
This is Insuphishient, the talk show you didn’t ask for but definitely need.

Three times this week, Nick and Matt are here to help you waste your time and your flavor. Yes, your flavor. They’re talking about your favorite band, Phish, in ways nobody should but somebody had to.

On today’s show, Nick asks Matt why… and then Matt turns around and asks Nick why.
That’s it. That’s the hook. The tension. The drama. Compelling, cannot-miss entertainment.

Also on the docket: how much soup in a soup dumpling is too much soup?

Find out today on Insuphishient.
And if you’re new, always start with the latest episode, because things only get weirder from here.

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Finally, it’s Big Money Friday and Nick and Matt are back!

Today they are not pulling any punches, mostly because Nick is literally training for his boxing match with Page. Gloves on, trash talk ready, donut shorts optional.

But that’s not even the wild part.
Matt has unearthed a lost Phish contract rider from ’94 that demands three things at every venue:

1. Unlimited Fresca.
2. A single bonsai tree named “Doug.”
3. A goat with backstage access.

Nick thinks this explains half the jams from that era. Matt swears it explains all of them.

Add in a segment called “Buy, Sell, Jam” where the hosts treat Phish songs like stock picks, and things get dangerously close to financial advice.

By the end, Nick is shadowboxing, Matt is daydreaming about Doug the bonsai, and everyone is wondering if Friday is big enough to contain this much money.

This is Insuphishient.
It’s Big. It’s Money. It’s Friday.
Let’s go.

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Welcome to Insuphishient, the only podcast brave enough to ask: what if Phish never broke up, but the laws of physics did?

Nick arrives late because he was trapped in a revolving door at an abandoned mall. Matt shows up early.  Also he claims to have discovered a secret sixth member of Phish a man known as “Greg” who plays the "skin" trombone.

Today’s topics include:

• Whether Trey should score the next season of Law and Order.
• Why Page is the most likely band member to own a submarine.
• A deep dive into the lost “Cabbage Jam” from ’92 that probably never happened.
• And Matt’s campaign to make Pop Tarts a tour lot staple.

Along the way, Nick challenges the audience to a spelling bee, Matt insists that Mike once patented a new kind of ladder, and both agree that if Halloween isn’t announced soon, they’re dressing as Reba and Tela.

By the end, the whole episode sounds less like a podcast and more like a fever dream recorded inside a planetarium gift shop.

This is Insuphishient.
None of it’s true, but all of it’s real.
Let’s go.

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Last week Nick and Matt were lost in the fourth cube of time.
Monday decided it wanted to be Wednesday.
Friday's episode blew away like a paper plate at a picnic. Never to be heard from again (Sorry).

But this week the curtain rises again.
The boys are back with three brand new shows and the spotlight is firmly on their faces.

Today they get live with it.
Nick drops a bomb of info on Matt and suddenly the stage shakes, the lights flicker, and the whole production spirals into absolute camp chaos.
By the twenty second minute the show has collapsed, the props are broken, and everyone is covered in glitter.

This is Insuphishient in all its melodramatic glory.
This is Sparta!!!!

Take a bow.
Let’s go.

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Welcome back to World Wide Wednesday! Where Matt and Nick dig into what’s happening online and everywhere else that matters.

Also… where’s Fall Tour?
What about Halloween?
Are we getting any new Phish songs this year?

Matt heard his sound was “a little thin” last week, so this time we went the other direction.
Nick wore his least favorite Hawaiian shirt but is finally back at home, where the Wi-Fi is strong and the takes are stronger.

We’ll cover the big questions, the small questions, and yes… what is the deal with airplane food?

All that, plus whatever else happens when two people who should probably be on tour are stuck in front of microphones instead.

It’s Insuphishient.
Let’s go.

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When your Tuesday is a Monday, then your Wednesday is… today.

Nick and Matt are still traveling through time, bouncing between days like a bad setlist segue. Yesterday they swore it was Monday, and for them, it was, but today they’re somehow stuck in Tuesday, and yet already talking about tomorrow.

With Phish off the road, they’ve been marooned in the past, replaying old shows to fill the void. Yesterday it was Winston-Salem ‘97, a straight-up banger. Today, they’re taking this International Tuesday to the next chapter: Amsterdam ‘97.

And let me tell you… damn. That soundcheck? So fire it makes you want to smack some guy with a European name.

The threads from yesterday are still hanging: Nick is still technically on vacation (but answering calls anyway), Matt might still be “out to lunch” from the day before, and both are feeling the creeping withdrawal that comes when the band stops touring. The time travel doesn’t help.

So, we’ve got multiple timelines converging here:

• Timeline One: Yesterday: It’s Tuesday but really Monday, and Winston-Salem still echoes in their heads.
• Timeline Two Today: It’s Amsterdam, 1997, and the soundcheck could power the grid. 
• Timeline Three The Future: The present day, where two hosts refuse to accept the calendar’s authority.

Buckle up. This one’s a trip through eras, time zones, and at least one international incident involving a jam so nasty it should require a passport stamp.

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