The JERKS weigh in on chocolates from Gump, pearlies V. Squirrelies, Lyle the Lizard Robado and his Gila Monster Kevin. Yeah skunks, it’s time for some Church Candy Wrestling angles!

Ranch dips, you could be my fantasy

I can tell you got BIG RANCH ENERGY

Ain’t too many spreads that can handle me

Maybe if pizza’s in front of me

Make it drizzle on my dizzle like a creamery

The ranch ain’t right, it’s Hidden Valley see

Ain’t too many spreads that can handle me

Ranch dips, you could be my fantasy

“Rich people usually wash their hands, brush their teeth.”

“Does he know he has HIV yet?

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