Jerk Practice

Stick a tiny fork in this one jerks cuz this baby is all stumps n’ mud…

Welcome to the Vegas of the South where H is lookin’ to suck some heads  and Case is battling the Midwestern Lobers Mobsters!

“You’re a dottard!”

“That’s good wood!”

“Let’s just feed that guy peanut shells.”

#SquatterDreamin #WhiteSuitSweat

Welcome to Cocomo Tony’s Jersey Shore-Cast! “What’s yer shoe size?”

It’s a taste of the American Dream as the JERKS serve up dog,man,and bull shit…

“My best bud Tone’s gonna buy me a pair of kicks!”

“Where’s the rat on the jetski?”

#2WhiteSnakes #SnakeGuyOrDahmer? #HuddledOils #WretchedCreams #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Welcome to the RatCast Snitches!

This week, tune in to “My Long Life - It’s a Hard One” and hear the JERKS talk about Butt cheeks, Chest cheeks, and nobody of note…

“Click on it! Click on it! Get another psalm!""

“What!? Just put a marble in the game!”

#PottersGrave #DickNose #DigitalMud #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

This week the JERKS are Clipsain in the BrainBrain, as they talk haunted wind, smart jeans, and the one and only Oily Dufresne!

“Those are dead man’s jeans!”

“His voice was haunted by all those Camel Wides.”

#EdGeinPoint #MidnightAngel #YoungEdison #DickNose #BiggieMcBiggs #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

This week - Naked Gun presents Police Academy presents Young Leslie presents the Jerk Practice Podcast!

Put on your gimmick shoes, cuz this week the JERKS are talkin’ sex pests, Carter’s bones, and pocket self-defense…

“I’m a rough, you’re a tough - Let’s Go!”

“It’s very Cobb-like.”

#TrumpTea #StampPrices #MagnetShoes #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Call the Carpathia! Cuz it’s goin’ down this pod!

It’s Hanks/Hogan 2024 this week, as the JERKS talk man-flavored energy drinks, boy skirts, long slacks, proprietary prompts, and turnin’ foes into crows…

“Let’s talk about the Saint of God’s Son - Jesus.”

“Please gimme theme planets.”

#DoompityGross #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Make those beds Congress! Cuz this podcast is in session!

Fresh off an unexpected break, the JERKS are “buzzin’”  ‘bout sacks o’ Snickers, John Thune the Bafoon, and sexy joint pin-ups.

“She cooks fish in her dishwasher!”

“Fuck you Tommy Lee!”

#Senacore #Congrecore #Fishwasher #HeardHesGotABigOne #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Pour Hogan a Clontarf cuz this one’s rarin’ for a hangover!

Join Dr. H Zero and Case “Bugs in the Face” V. as they discuss barmedians, tall creams, and that guy with the sawed-off in Boyz n the Hood…

“Tampa just sounds wet.”

“That’s a bug-egg machine ya idiot!”

#RoachLoin #RoastRoachRump #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast #NatureBoy

Get yer skin checked and hold those bladders Jerks, cuz this one’s a Urinal Party!

The JERKS are DADS this week as they discuss late 90s prices, horny boogers, and hobo lobster traps…

“I get half the chin in the divorce.”

“You can’t have breasts unless you identify as a breast!”

#ShovelJaw #AlmondNips #UrinalParty #NumberCutting #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Put down those candy cokes and slop up some grit Jerks, cuz this one’s a post-Valentine’s Day dearth…

This week The JERKS are talkin’ Arabian Death Masks, Harrison Ford’s son Barrison, and wings of rats.

“Don’t kill me now tooth.”

“Like a kiss from Peter Pan.”

#DanielAykroyd #CandyCokes #JPSB #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast