Jerk Practice

Grab a cup of black and a stack of salties, cuz the JERKS are crossing the Rubicon (backwards)

This week H and C put on their B.U.M. Enforcement sweatshirts and jeanshorts to talk Suicide By Cop Cream Sodas, Snake Filth, and World War I briefs and butts.

“Nothing says desperation like a cup of hot black and a stack of salties.”

“Don’t look under Karn’s front porch.”

“I put my briefs on one testicle at a time

#CoffeAndFries

Listen up good Jerks, cuz these Pig Masters are going to Law School.

After anoter absence that made the heart grow wierder, the JERKS are back to discuss bad suitcase beer, white cups of hot black, and finishing the Cold War on the moon with a hot race!

“Fuckin’ rats; both of us!”

“I’m over Europe.”

“No, she wasn’t addicted to being a natural woman.”

#MoontainDew #DirtyOneies #CancerCellScoby #TunaDiva #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast #ScuzzyBuckle

Grease those hands and hold them farts Jerks cuz this one’s cut from a car in a local McBusiness’s parking lot…

Well, you can take the creature outta New York, but… He’s still a creature. This week the JERKS are talkin’ monsters drinking Monsters, Questionable flag tramp stamps, and why does Chim has Rooni’s wallet?

“That’s my goin’ home sack.”

“That’s my family sack.”

#McManiacs #OfficeLoopholes #NotMyPants

You heard the Pre-Prefontaine now it’s time for the real juice, Part II, the Prefontaine of podcasts recorded live at our girlfriend’s friend’s wedding who’s also our yoga instructor.

The Jerks are closing out this two-parter strong with George Hogan Grill Starter scobi’s, self-aware creatures, and back by popular demand… more Frankie Lyman news that no one ever asked for or ever cared about ever.

“I don’t want anymore dog food to feed those buffalo!”

“Am I gonna be buried in a thrift store suit?”

#GreaseComb #CreatureCarWork #LastShoes #HinkyContracts

It’s here! Season 4 comin’ atcha In Living Color Jerks! Just be careful this season… you might get addicted to honks.

The JERKS are back after a much needed yet underserved week off - and boy do they have nothing to show for it as they talk Tony Penis Barbenheimer, Cobb and Cobber, and Damon Wayans’ sexy swipes.

“You gotta eat the crust. That’s how you know he was a rich!”

“Terry Crews was so addicted to porn he was mean to his kids.”

#PodBod #PodcastHot #MyDinnerWithFarrakhan

Strap in. It’s TRUNCHEON Time!!!

It’s Part II Jerks, and sorry still no Mitchie or Henn, BUT we do have a dictator in a tasteless shirt!

“Women and men should not be equal.”

“Alphonso Ribeiro should not be allowed in the Capitol.”

#PregnantPauses #DunkinInBars #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast #GenghisChestnut

Well Jerks - It’s finally here! AND… It’s a Practice in Jerkdom that only the Three-Hendrith could possibly provide…

We got dead men's letters, the trial of Charles Banner and his no manners, and offensive white guys with beaded braids…

“God is dead.”

“Four people dies of evil.”

“It’s the K-Martiest name of all names.”

#SavedByTheBella #ThreeHendrith #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast #DickShorts #Dear #TheSaganBible

Well you Pigs and Rats, it’s ep Three Hund... 299b, and the Jerks are still using their brains to clean their testicle sacks…

Put on those flippers and run backward Jerks, cuz the water’s fine and these Booty Warriors have spoons to spare. This week we’re talkin’ soups, tubs, pigs, rats, bones, and back-flips.

“It was like a black church pump your mom would have in her closet.”

“I boiled water so hot that it curled the spoons.”

“I hold the record for the most amount of soup in the most amount of tubs.”

#Salt #JohnWayneGaceysDad #JPMysterySchool #GreeksOnTheRun

Put down those Logitech controllers and pick up those bags of yellows and clears, cuz this one’s a feat full of shit for the ears!

Join us this week as we discuss Earth’s biggest toilet, billionaire Harvin Hamlish, and sneaking peeks at pink blobs taking showers

“He was such a good actor they let him keep his bad hand.”

“It’s all hooks, steamers, and boop boop boops.”

#Haribummer #HumanCramp #ButterBrickleNoPants

This week two middle aged waiters talk too many Christmas Cokes, self sexual preditorization, and how it was Ellis all along…

“I think he HAD a family.”

“How are my Adam Corolla Futures doing?”

#Upheaved #AbstractlyMangled #TalesFromDieHardsPalace