Jerk Practice

Poorly put on those thin blue boots Jerks, cuz this one’s a “would you rather?”

Are you ready to sign your name to the “Shed Doctrine,” or cancel King Bee? Or are you just a little too tired to play ball?

“Get a little zizz on it.”

“Here’s some wipes, wash yer dong!”

#PoopCherries #BoatCop #ThunderBay #tatooted #Booted

Clutch yer pearls crew, cuz this is a House Pod, and the JERKS are throwin’ Covid Kisses.

This week the JERKS regale you with tales of Farts, Cool Cops, and the Insane Clown Putin!

“You gotta go undie-band!”

“Them’s 80’s Steroids.”

“I dunno… Vote clowns.”

#FartBit

This week Mitch the Bitch joins Hanes Her Way and Mullet Gut as they talk Artisanal Acne, Tractor Deaths, and Shawn Hemp's Sonic Green Shootout!

Put yer New Balance Boots on cuz this baby’s gonna knock you over! We got Kanye’s Confederate Cape, Curvy Dildo Flags, and Greg the Crank Pharmacist

“His name was Laurie.”

“Shawn Kemp has the smallest ankles.”

“I bought Daddy his chin.”

“Don’t sleep on a Des Moines Pantera show!

#LadyJuliusCeasar #NewBalanceCowboyBoots #DildoWigs #SpicedDust

Alright you White Lungs! Put on those string ties and Protegés cuz the Jerks are reviewing… stuff.

Hope you’re hungry cuz the JERKS are dishing up loose meat sandwiches, pouring out coffee-pot coffees, and talking’ Alabama Drag Shows!

“Gimme 5 loose meats.”

“Let the kettle throw their pots, cuz I’m boiling!”

#GamblerLights #Smunday #RayonBase #HunkyKutzFry

The JERKS have a new hire under their employ (if you listen close you may hear her…), and to impress her, they talk pennies made of barley, artisanal street sweeping, and the cause of Lincoln’s greasy sugar lips.

“He’s goin’ away for the rest of his Salt Life.”

“Jeez! You used to be able to park on this block.”

#LadyLockUp #RuddyFace #MadDad #Knobsled #RenaisanceSmut

Just Because Beer Guy Joe is busy in Putingrad; it don’t mean you Jerks can’t join us in Freiwaldistan for some classic Soda-Brain talk.

Tuck yer pants into those boots Jerks, cuz this ep we’re talkin’ Park Kids, Lip to Roach Ratios, and how the Georgia Nut-Crop is doin’ this year?

“We’re just a coupla Soda-Brains here.”

“Oh, he wears Texas jeans with a high-starch.”

“Don’t fuckin’ touch my kid, you park kid!”

“Park game knows park game.”

“Are you about to eat four chili dogs?”

#CityVibes #SnootyToots #AskJeans #ParkGame #NewYorkCreams #BadBitch

Pull out your Ers Magundi Jerks because you’re about to die laughing (with coins on yer eyes and a lie on yer lips).

The JERKS are riding high on the pod-hog this week as they talk tanned bums, bed-church, Bravo’s new show: The Unhoused Bronze Bums of Dallas, and those damn Confederate tattletales!

“You landlords are going to the front!”

“You Americans are going to Putingrad!”

“Get out of that ditch, and come to my bunk.”

“We’ll have church on my bed.”

#DonSwayze #RicBurns #ChineseDressingShades #ChineseChangingCurtains

Welcome to 3 Dog Pod staring Buxter Barris, Jarles Charles, and Lark Markinson

Listen in as the JERKS (with OJ Uncle Mitch!) get to the bottom of The Dad From Gremlins: Buxster Barris, Hitler’s Reeboks, and Studio 59…

“Maybe Pee Wee had less pictures.”

“I’m a Stills man!”

#SmileyShellShock  #JohnBrownEyes #BroadwaysOfLondon #Donglumbo #Columdong

Listen up you CREATURES! Cuz this one’s adapted from a French novel.

It’s a Prunty of an episode this week Jerks, as H and Vit. C talk pornography, notes, and why you should never Google - “Bundy Special Needs”

“Just stay in bed guys.”

“Puttin’ prankin’ grease on the toilet, cuz I’m just lousy with grease.”

#PowerfulPrunty #PrankinGrease #Creatures

Welcome to Street-Boat Radio! Listen in as Hunky and Dunky discuss murder-tarp dinners, cancer-pork, and Korean gun-gloves.

Pull up those stiff black crispies, clasp those Beatle boot medallions, and itch yer dicks. Cuz this one’s got more cushion than T. Allen’s shoes!

“I never saw Tim Allen in a high boot.”

“Your dad is Goldie Hawn!”

“I’ve never seen a therapist eat more peanuts in all my life.”

#CaseysOnionRollover #UnhousedHawaiianBums #PrattsFlags