Jerk Practice

Pop those Starlight Mints and Pervitin you Polish Kings cuz this one’s goin’ to The Hague!

Join the millions and 1 Gump as Casey tries to determine if the Post’s “Pizza Rat Meets Coke Rat” beats The JP Opinion’s “Double Asses”…

“We need to re-nerd the nation!”

“All kids are created equal: They hate learning.”

“Till Death Do Us Fart.”

“I’m gonna say it. There’s not enough rope for the Nazis!”

#ItalianBrainOil #CoDeans #PolishKings #MohelsOils

We’re droppin’ “one more can of chili for the cupboard.” Translation: Here’s the new podcast.

Put on your full Zack Morris regalia, hit play and get yer rounds in Jerks! H and C are talkin’ creep half-baths, crooks’ dicks, and Big Creamy Sweet-Milks…

“The most painful shave a man can get.”

“Which Younger brother am I gonna dream about tonight?”

“That’s premo-casket-wood!”

#DecorBooks #Rounds #SweetMilk #CaseyTheChargeMaster

Put on the tail-fringe-rat-jackets Jerks! It’s a new year!.. and we’re ringin’ it in by talkin’ ‘bout the old one.

The JERKS pull their microphones out of the toilet to talk tryin’ on “Air Franks,” searching for John Hughesly’s Gold, and blasting ball bearings at Debi Mazar’s butt-hole!

“Go left cheek, right cheek, then right in the middle.”

“So it’s not just finger-less gloves and bad attitudes?”

#ChristmasStew #RatusKhan #AudioSnakeOils #AirFranks #ElegantEric #MilkyNeckMeat

It’s PODCAST PODCAST 1 2 3!!! PODCAST PODCAST for Buckskin SANTIE!!!

Welcome to some #HellShit Jerks! We’re talkin’ Holiday Rosanne Sweats, Ol’ Soupy Prayer Man, and Hot Belts!

“Uncle Tony’s house smells like fried vegetables.”

“They put the cuffs on Asner!?!”

“Did you give ‘em the ol’ Nazi sift?”

#Scumbrandt  #HotBeltStrips #TerryRumbrandt

Get those buckskins out Jerks, cuz we’re goin’ mid, then we’re goin’ west. It’s Christmas with Kansas Kringle!

Welcome to the future Jerks, there’s Fysion, DEVNA, and Santa Leathers!

“It’s all monkey armpits.”

“A BIG in every morning, and a BIG in every night.”

#PamphletMode #Isodopes

Our beloved JERK E. Weaves is turning 40! So we’re taking for a ride - Join in… IF YOU DARE…

“Edit out the pauses.”

“Not a chance.”

We love you E.W. and there’s nothing you can do about it!

#Karene #HBOMMM #ThankYouForBeingAJerk

Here’s the honest truth, The Commish is not differently-abled, but he will steal your chicken.

Plant those Franzi buttcheeks, roast up some African vanilla, and wrap yourself in some sandy cotton cuz this ep is under arrest!

“We’re professionals and commissioners.”

“What’s a good President’s profession?

“Is Morroco in Africa?

#SmallFoodInitiative #TheCommish #ChickLachey

We welcome the OG JERK Henning K onto the episode as we discuss Vaporizing Vitamins, Home Alone 3: Bangkok Style, and Sweet Cream Jelly Bodies!

Alright you unhoused bums, listen up as H really tries to make his Omaha Steaks bit work, Case takes the 80s to Jerk Court, and Henning gives a smokable lecture on Carl Sagan.

Thanks for the quiz Oscar!

“Gimme a Clump!”

“That edible lube was like a stadium mustard!”

#ZachMarkerberg #HappyDanksnuggins #DemoineChops #CinciDrummies

Alright you Sludgy Slinko’s, make some kissy smooches as the JERKS talk Hotsy slash fic, hot fries, and the blowjob ghost from Ghostbusters.

Oh you damn right it’s the week of DomsGiving, and the JERKS give thanks for David Allen Fink, Sewer Dreams, and the Pen Craze of the Early 90s!

“This Holiday Season give ‘em the smooch!”

“It’s a very academic smooch.”

“Her horny ran down her butt.”

#pediatricGynecologist #Pogs #TownsQueen #Davi #SmokeShow

What’s that smell you may ask. It’s the smell of Killer Sally Sweat, Dream Team Workouts, and Corn Chowder 9 Days a Week…

What do you get when you mix one mystic healer with a man bent one celebrating Kristallnacht in a butt-crack Christmas sweater? Well, quite frankly, you get Bundy Log Pumps™

“Gimme 10 Gacey’s!”

“2 Cup Joe needs the promise of supper.”

“We love shoes, and there’s nothing shoe can shoe about it.”

#CrackSweater #BoobPillow #GumpSock #DongSock