Jerk Practice

Listen up you Sons and Sisters of Serbia cuz this week the Jerks are sittin’ on toilets and shatterin’ knee bones...

We hope you’re hot, cuz you better be to listen to “Is it a Reality Show, or a Reality No?” (Thanks Quizmaster Ash)

“It’s wroms Megg. It’s worms.”

“It’s woms Megg! It’s worms!”

#GermanFingers #DecoyAshes #CrookedHunks #OopsAllBunts

Alright you crooks and dicks, strap in cuz we’re unionizing the industry… Nothin’ but grillin’ talk from two Terry Redlinbrandts… (we dare you to get that reference)

Welcome to our radiated death fog! Join us as we discuss Georgia Peanut Cokes, Human Crumbs, and who is truly the King of the Dirties!

“His body is as weak as his mind.”

“He’s so good, you believe he’s bald!”

#FarmTea #BTeamBillions #PauperH #CrookedJonesIsBackBaby

Vote with your legs and follow these Apostle Tony’s as they untangle the matted mystery that is the “Geelong Bum”…

Before you Google Penis-Hole please heed this advice: Never pass up a chip-joke, never trust a clown in miltary boots, and never ever ever open that spare bucket of skin!

“Leave the brains and the butt-cheeks, they’re from France.”

“You can’t just fold skin like a shirt!”

#GeelongBum #BucketOfSkin #CandiedIt #CaseyMilhouseVanNixon

This week, listen in as the JERKS talk TLC and their magnificeinet line-up of “Pimple Zitter,” “Dancin’ with the Pranks, and “Hinging with Mr. Cooper” Starring Mark Curry Cooper!

“Under God’s eyes, I can’t say no.”

“Just gimme a garbage person stealing from another garbage person please.”

#SignsOfWear #SundaySchoolLive #JapaneseWoodShoes

Put on your inheritance boots and lube up those sex sketons, cuz this one’s Dateline worthy!

Listen in as the jerks talk Drill Rosby bringing the weather, Ol’ Rodgey getting’ the oust, and Fat Mike bringing you your Social Security check…

“He bought beers, kissed my neck, and said I could do anything in life.”

“I’d look like a toe with moss on it.”

“He’s rich, he’s a Veteran.”

#CoronationDonation #KennyCraze96 #NorthCreams

No need to press those Polish coffees Jerks, cuz this one’ll have you buzzin’ all on its own.

What do Pig Beans, Lincoln Butt-Masks, and tasteless Mathew Shepard jokes have in common… um… Joe Biden?

“I cashed in my family’s leather inheritance.”

“This month, let’s grow a mustache for testicles.”

“The boots were so rich n hearty.”

#TonyFrisco #ArtisinalEinsteinium #AllToast #BennyChurcHILL #WinstonChrucHA

We hope you paid your podscription dues cuz we wouldn’t want you to miss out on Bum-Box, Bone-Box, Shit-Box, and Spit-Box!

This weeks the Jerks are bringin’ heat with the aliens they met last week, talk of the 1980 cocaine Bulls, and why it’s cool to collect lizard spines!

“Uggh, Foreign money is gross.”

“My other kid is a machine gun!”

#AntiKooze #PestPack #CoachLewis #GrumpAss #AlluminumEaters #LooseGuts

Pocket those Biden Confederate Coins, put on your Metallica Yamakas, and please unwrap your Chocolate Covered Glass before the show starts, cuz we’re all ONE MEAL CLOSER TO THE GRAVE.

It’s the Amazon Essentials of podcasts, as the JERKS talk Santa’s big load, adult bibs, and the Crap King of Courter, Indiana!

“Oh, it’s gotta be a mocha colored casket.”

“This Lincoln has too many boobs. Why does this Muppet have a dick?”

“I believe it was the Curvey Butt Strokers.”

“You have the right to remain… down here.”

#LifelongPants #OvernightCaskets #OvernightKidsCaskets #Arvis9000 #UpsideDownKeyBoards #TamPonders

And Jesus said, “Give the poors their steaks” … and this episode.

Draw on your Dick-Chops, take your 99¢ store Mucinex, and open your egg-notes cuz this ones goin’ hard at Cool-Man Dalai…

“Here comes ol’ Birdhouse!”

#DadThings

Lace up those red boots, wash yourselves in the sink, and drink your tissue-tonics cuz this one’s conspiratorial…

“You don’t take-ah from us! We take-ah from you!” and Then we GIVE YOU 23 reasons why we think sex-toys are great, but another 23 reasons why maybe there’s truth in too much of a good thing…

“We want factory jobs!”

“Adams, Adams, and Ginger Guy.”

“The left foot gotta know what the right foot do.”

#JamesVarneyCurry