Jerk Practice

This week the Jerks are fillin’ their Bibles with confetti, getting’ sun poisoning with Larry Bird, and havin’ themselves a good ol’ fashioned boil…

“Mopping Johns for Christ.”

“He’s so deaf, he’s dead

#JungleOfJerks #BathBoil #HoboJunta #GrimeBoss #WindKing #Housebos

The JERKS are pulling out their Good News Golds and preaching the good word (about vintage nails, hot traps, and commission)

Halloween is behind us, which means ‘tis the season for dictators on motorcycles, lousy sons of basketball gods, and the Academy Ringwards…

“I just blame it on bedtime.”

“Is gay the most Nazi thing?”

#PippensGhost #HotTrap #ColdTub #HollywoodMovieRings #DonnySaphires

Welcome to the haunted podcast where the villain Tony Danza does wives.

Listen in as the boys move their panties to the side , put their Brewers hats on, and hunt down pedophile Terminators…

“He shoulda been bigger rich.”

“He acted his black jeans off!”

“Take those panties off Terminator!”

#BuzzsawBunyan #FishWater #Hansquiat #DeadSpank #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Welcome to “this ain’t your podcast description” that ain’t talkin’ ‘bout George W’s Chi-Chi’s hat, the Joker’s butt-cheeks, and definitely not The Scrotum’s Family…

This Ain’t the Jerks are not talkin’ canker sores, fruit flies, nor “The Shaft, The Craft, and The Buttholes.”

“What do witches carry their dice in?”

“Are they a hard? Or, a Christmas?”

#FreddysFriedHead #LBJesus #Nutholes #MomHoover

Shimmy through those brick keyholes Jerks, cuz this pod-beat be so ballin’ its got Bigfoot hot n’ bothered

This Friday the 13th the JERKS are talkin’ Saturday the 14th!… and whistling at cheeks, dongs on rocks, and pantie masks.

“You have a drinkser’s brain.”

“No microbrew is safe!”

#LameLiquid #LaceyHeesvores #LaceySheesvores #BigfootEggs

It’s that time of year again Jerks, so get your testicles ready you princes, cuz we’re about to blow yer butt-holes off!

It’s officially NeewollaH Month, and to start it off the JERKS are talkin’ horny fat nerds, testicle meat, and the Baseball Mitt Basher!!!

“I invented the dumb.”

“It’s Bigger”

#BlackBullsHat #TesticlePrince #ButtholeBishop #Donzo #DogWater

This show’s not robo-written but it’s about to be if we don’t get our SODA and TOILETS!!!

Join the Jerks are back together again and ain’t it grand - Talkin’ the good ol’ days of buffets, cowards, and why “hot fudge sundae” might mean RUN!

“The one day I didn’t use the reflector.”

“Did he poop in the pee cup?”

#DimBurgen #OCB #BPD #TroyWashingtonCarver

Case is away throwin’ down dollars on the ponies with Pete Rose in Cincinnati this week. So, it’s… Oops! All H

Join H Presley in the main podtar this week as he talks full-body lace-suits, his Candy kick, and why sewage makes the best pearls.

“Go fuck! I’m going to Temu.”

“It’s just an items store.”

“Podding is Talking / Talking is Podding”

“Just eatin’ crab legs like you read about.”

#MyWifesWife #PTPoop #ChickenSkinnedDildos #CandyKick #CarCastStudios #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Alright ya stinkers! Bring yer pinkers! Let’s Pod!

This week we take a ride in the go-back machine take a hot pass by Jesus with the windows cracked, look under a Polish hotel for Hitler’s bones, and check out the dot-com-BOBBLE burst of 94!

“Can we go back to batteries?”

“My brother has a vagina.”

“Forrest Gump’s dad is black?”

#ToiletFruit #VideoTrivialities #MazesAndMonsters #BobbinBobbinBobbin

Put those poison chips down and listen up! We’re talkin’ Buff, Smash, and Fitz!

Listen up as the JERKS read the picture on the cover of a famous novel and talk about getting F Scott Smashgeralded!

“I snorted his dad’s heart medication.”

“Until that bucktoothed Superman chokes you out with some pantyhose…”

#HardArizonas #TheBushwickPapers #TheGreatSmashby