Jerk Practice

Open up your Live Moon Feed jerks, cuz this one’s all GIGGLIN’ & BIGGLIN’!

This week the JERKS get together over a nice bowl of icy Cokes and talk sweet grease, Land Titanic, and Single Bings…

“I’m a weather doc.”

“It’s AI! Get it!”

“His face looks like ruddy beef!”

#HornyHawking #CornerstoreSteak #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Full up those busted water bottles you burlap sack beaters cuz this one spurts good!

We’ve moved to Mexico and amplified our bandwidth! Now you’ll be able to hear about urine junkies, Darrel the dental hygienist, and onions with vaginas.

“Nothing is repairable.”

“The Jersey Shore: The ground of society”

“He tattooed his finger into a butt-plug.”

#TrueCoat #NintendoBlow #PoorPrivileged #PrivilegedPoor

It’s time to unleash the demon Jerks, cuz this one’s creamy with a nice finish…

Put on your apple shackles and brace yourselves as H and C talk digital divorce, whip skills, and “Death of a Salesbot!”

“It’s a nice sheen, it’s got a nice finish.”

“I provide the salt, you provide the shov?”

“This damn show’s too URKELY now! Where’s my family yuks?!”

#WelcomeDocHolliday #ViewFromThePins #StayWarmAndCreamy #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

Lay down yer flushes Jerks, cuz this one’s clogged with crazy cool content.

This week the JERKS are talkin’ the telve TAP steps, stiletto Reeboks, and reconstruction era 80s comedies!

“He got to throw beer bottles at racists.”

“Dear 911, my dad’s a butthole.”

“You don’t have to bring a steak, but if you bring a ham sandwich you’re in good shape.”

#VeggieBisque  #BirthCups #JPCardGame #Jerk Practice #JerkPrcaticePodcast #KidVid

Get those gas station bullet pills out Jerks, cuz it’s 2024 and these jeans be TIGHT!

This year the JERKS are talkin’ spanking, 40 year old has beens, and why everybody was King Kung fighting…

“Oh, it says ‘hung’? I thought it said ‘kung’?”

“Oh, it does say ‘KUNG’!

#GorillaHearts #WhiteLieWinnings #DontStopBigStud

It’s the Holidays you code-switching Hawaiian Kings and Queens, so get those baby shovels out and start diggin’ some smut up from the backyard with Carlo…

We’re holdin’ a mixed deck of baby shovels, buds, boxes, and farty butts this Christmas season as we talk Tony Gwynn Queen of Hearts, untempered Ds, and Big Tape!

“No, she’s sexy, but she’s not short.”

“Put an apple in that Christmas hog!”

#Aladong #HunkyBalds #HolidayHornies #ChrisHansensHardDiamonds

Soak those cukes in water jerks cuz this one’s goin’ overseas…

It’s over the hills and through the Texas Book Depository to Toilet Shrimp Prankster’s plane we go! Also, it’s a Real Hobo Christmas!!!

“I can hear ya. I can see ya.”

“Go get a job at the Texas Book Depository asshole!”

#BumHolidays #SantPlissken #GhostOfChristmasDivorce #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

It’s Revenge of the Morning! So get your bag of off-brand cereal and pop on some Saturday Steven Seagal (Kick-Fight!)

“Let us KeiTELL you” this one’s a goodie. The JERKS are talkin bathroom shame, heather grey, and why LaMar’s prize pig was also in “Risky Business.”

“Thank you Hidden Valley!”

“It cost me everything.”

“That’s offensive to ghouls.”

#BoogerTheChef #WebsterWasOdd #WillPharaoh

Buckle Up Jerks! You’re going to JP Podding School™ brought to you by The Ha Ha Hut™ But seriously, our grandmother was killed by audio.

Read our butt-cheeks! This pod’s got BALLS!!!

“Plug in your books everyone!”

“I found a task for myself.”

“You and Ashton sippin’ WTs?”

#JingleCulture #BunchACrooks #JellyBodies #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast

The most handsomest housed hobos are back from hiatus and Booger Fitzgerald Kennedy better watch his jelly body if he knows what’s good for him…

Listen in as the greatest debate ever waged begins: Is it Hall’s Balls or Oates’s Notes?.. Also, watch out for Tony Curtis’ chastity throat!

“First stop BLT. Next stop… Harlem.”

“Spread that jelly body over your Thanksgiving biscuit.”

#SimonAndOates #GarfunkelAndHall #TonyCurtisDesigningWomen