Big Tall Boys

Yep, we’re diving back in just as soon as we got out. That’s right, I’m reading advertising copy, and sharing anecdotes of brand deals falling through. So join me this week for Austin Powers having one joke, nodding big when people mention cinematography, and questioning why my Instagram only shows pictures of feet. And remember, don’t idolise Sylar. He killed people.

I’ve learnt more talking to myself than ever listening to others, and it’s about time I put that wisdom to good use through some relationship advice. Join me this week for standing on the second napkin to clean a spill, self-reflecting instead of going into the government facility, and there being trouble in pear cider on ice. Preach!

There’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going! That’s right, I have a golden ticket on to Wonka’s magical glass elevator, and what better use for such a feat of engineering than to pitch to fast food elevator commuters. Join me this week for going full M. Night’s Devil, getting in someone’s face for better reception, and putting on a play. This one’s for the fast food freaks!

This week Alex looks at season 2 episode 10 of Michael Schur’s hit American sitcom ‘The Office’. Breaking down production of the episode in 2004, and providing an insight that could only be provided by a man desperately trying to sue for damages.

I know how many letters there are in the alphabet! So much so that I am tasking myself with making the perfect A to Z kindergarten chart. A for apple? Move over grandpa. Join me this week for teaching patricide to scare parents, being genuine about Xenu, and me being the fake butter of people. There’s at least twenty!

What a year! I can’t believe it’s been a full 365 since we last premiered. And what more a tidy 52. So let’s look back and relive all of the moments through a big glorious reprisal. Join me this week for the side-car data backup, the boy who cried Punk’d, and clearing earwax to listen to your siren vent about work stuff. Thanks for the year of cool fun fresh fun, and check out my new show ‘One Last Late-Night Talk Show’ on the Big Tall Boys website every Monday!

There’s 52 episodes in a calendar year, and gosh dang it, I thought there was 51. So it looks like you’ll have to listen as I complete some necessary paperwork. Join me this week for Google Docs always making me the skunk, not negotiating with the sensors, and ordering a glass half full for my guests, because I’m an optimist.

They’re out there, and we’re listening to em! That’s right, this week I’m listening to clips of aliens and giving them a authenticity rating from 0 to 5 roses. So join me for journaling shame, dreaming of hey batter batter, and reconciling with being a Goober. Will the episode fulfill the premise or be derailed through convoluted introspection? Listen to find out, but also yes.

We’re fifty episodes into this show and it’s about time we start reusing premises more often. That’s right, I’m reading advertising copy, and sharing anecdotes of brand deals falling through. It’s a rock solid premise. Join me this week for blowing out your Wallace and gromet, misusing your dad’s Macintosh, and being on the receiving end of a trolley problem. Oh no, someone else is about to listen to this, you better hit play and beat them to the punch!

For he’s a jolly good fellow! That’s right, this episode come out reasonably close to my birthday, and what a perfect time to listen to some close celebrity friends talking about me at various functions and events. Join me this week for Big Sicken with Donald Glover, nodding big with Leonardo DiCaprio, and the great big purpose of Tim Allen. And before I forget, happy birthday.