Big Time Garbage

This episode is fucking insane, i'll be honest. We are all physically and mentally drained for one reason or another and the results of that are interesting. i mean it. listen to me try to talk, and just fizzle out into nothing. My mental state is deteriorating and you get to come along for the ride. For real though, so many insane things happen. Bart poses an exciting question about jacking off, Blain tells us a story about how he had sex or something, I explain how i'm trying to ruin my brain sexually so i get horny for history. and we're joined by our pal Alex to talk rock and roll.

part two of our episode with Gad Holland where we dive into the issues. check out the first part of the episode. it came out a few weeks ago. yes this is a vault episode. we did a live episode that will be available soon. plus we have sponsors now. check it out.

our good pal wes ward drops by the podcast to promote his album recording April 27th at Cellarmens. I wanted to talk to him about the steely dan documentary, but we ended up talking about porn that involves your family, we list our all time favorite comics, and we talk a lot about selling merch. plus: we try to come up with a bunch of cool names for wes' album. the ones i remember are: Vulture is my homepage and Comedy Sex not-Dad here's a link to the steely dan documentary in case anyone's interested https://twitter.com/PasteMagazine/status/1083018484102164480

Meuller? Streisand? MJ? It's all covered in this hot new episode of Big Time Garbage. also: covers of other podcasts; our general sadness; Andrew Yang Gang, and what we'd do with our Freedom Dividend; Blain lays down in the shower; Self-care; Shower beers and shower cigarettes; circumcision; a discussion about this dumb ass article about comedy and PC; Lenny Bruce ; our sponsors; Tim Allen ; brett's trip to the beto o rourke campaign stop; punk rock and crust fashion; articles referenced: The Lenny Bruce and George Carlin bullshit Tim Allen Demands to say the N word ____________________________________ check out the Independent Comedy Club Follow us on Twitter @BigTimeGarbage and be on the look out for our patreon. Live Episode Recording 4/6 check out prankis w bart dangus _____________________________________

Gad joins us for PART ONE of a very important discussion about what reality shows used to be on tv. i wish i had a better description for this episode, but that's what we do. we just remember shit. we remember some music videos too, but mostly just old movies and shit. enjoy.

The full name of this episode is "Riley Lassin and Bart went on tour and opened up for Dave Stone in Kalamazoo, and a bunch of box got thrown at bart, but bart couldn't do anything about the box, but riley could, but she didn't, and long story short bart slept on the floor with a comforter he brought cause he's not a real Road Dog" Riley Lassin is our guest this week. She stopped by the studio on National Women's day to talk with us about important matters like Batman; her mini-tour with bart; doing comedy in detroit vs ny;. We chat about National Women's day shit, and by that i mean bart and blain argue about whether or not you can get pregnant while on your period and blain tests a theory about chokers. real womens day shit. we also discuss our trip to Grand Rapids for the Funniest Person in Grand Rapids contest (we all lost, but we actually won because of how much fun we had :)) and we talk about the video of bart trying to talk his way out of a flubbed transition. real good stuff there. PLUS a comprehensive theory of Shirt-Theory as it applies to stand up comedy. thanks for listening. go follow riley and us and tell your friends to listen. ok

Ryan Schutt (Gotham Comedy Live, 2 Dope Queens) came through to headline the Independent Comedy Club this weekend and we got a chance to sit down with him to discuss all of today's most pressing topics like the time he saw Steven Segal's blues band "mojo priest". Also, we talk about casinos, getting rich quickly through odd investments, and, of course, Stephen Paddock. Plus, oh man, we're talking' comedy. We're gettin into it. We dig in. we get deep. We're talking gigs, baby. Gigs! Go follow Ryan on twitter. And come to the independent comedy club.

EJ "Booger" Watson is our guest this week. we dive into all types of prejudices. race, gender, sexuality...all types of shit. I educate my friends on what pansexual means. then, we shit on hot people, talk about this awful song i found by a MAGA rapper, we talk our goals in comedy, the JFL controversy, plus an in depth conversation about cum, boogers, and gross shit. EJ really drops a bombshell. Blain watches porn at one point. Brett is problematic and is called out by his woke friends bart and blain. real good episode overall, i'd say. I try to make a "blain sr." bit. bart Come to the Independent comedy club ever friday and saturday and go check out the Ride Aalong podcast.

Bart went Ice Fishing, so we learn all about ice fishing and the fact that he doesn't know what anything means. Brett was in canada and saw the lego movie and is a moustached libertarian now.Blain, as it turns out, is canadian. plus a discussion about fathers, fatherhood, patriarchal influence and male role models. a discussion about property rights, citizenship, and also they claim that my girlfriends dog is my legal guardian, which isn't true at all. come to the independent comedy club every friday and saturday

Brett's gone so the remaining two dipshits have full license to be as un-woke and problematic as they want. Connor Meade and Alex are our guests. We talk about cruising bathrooms for gay sex, doing drugs, and the wonderful world of live streaming your intense gaming sessions. Plus Brett's extremely woke ass calls from progressive Canada to give an update on the weed laws and the Toronto comedy scene.