Big Time Garbage

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Carolyn Paul is our guest. She brings the heat, and by that i mean, we all get roasted. I open up about the fuccboi's of comedy. bart explains why he stood me up at my birthday party. we talk work, jobs, etc. all that shit. to be honest this conversation continued far beyond where we cut off the recording so i don't totally remember what's in this episode. if you're reading this, text me so i know people read the descriptions.

we just talk about a bunch of stuff. nothing important. just bros chatting. the highlights are my story about not nutting, a bit about Home Alone style pranks against ICE agents, and a little melty melt down about stand up comedy. We continued this ep on the patreon. become a subscriber NOW

They did an episode without me. That's bullshit, right? they replaced me with Alex and John from That's Bullshit, Right? Listening to it now to see what they talk about. Enjoy

weve been talking about who's the bad boy. we finally address it publicly.

We're talking about love, and the people who are defined by their relationships, or lackthereof. We talk about George w Bush and Ellen Degenitals, and bart tells us a story of a dude he met on a plane. we continued this conversation and that episode will be on our patreon. www.patreon.com/bigtimegarbage Hit me up if you wanna know what was edited out of the episode. we

Diego is tired. Red Bull has bull cum in it. Teaching Diego what LGBT stands for. Diego played a doctor in a local commercial for a health insurance company. surviving imposter syndrome. a breakdown of Bart's stand up comedy career up until this point (he was on seinfeld). Diego also is a teacher, so he teaches us about VSCO girls. i oop sksksksk I don't know if anyone reads these descriptions. if you're reading this, send me a message on social media with the word "bazinga" and i'll give you five dollars (until supplies last) follow us, follow diego, thanks bye

breaking news. bart cum'd in his sleep and we talk about it. thanks for listening. we're on patreon if you wanna throw us some dollars in exchange for more content. www.patreon.com/bigtimegarbage. our guest is johanna medranda. catch johanna, carolyn, and connor all around the country on the Hell Yeah tour, coming to a city near you. subscribe, leave a comment,

after a brief private conversation about the joker, me and bart devise a twisted prank to play on our guest Jeff Horste and our cohost Blain Hill. unfortunately i forgot about the bit, so there are some weird moments where I'm like uh what? ok but most of the episode is spent talking about the american diet, going vegan, and the benefits, ethics and philosophy behind a plant-based diet. We also carefully eviscerate all those bad faith arguements that people use to try and own vegans. Jeff Horste is our guest, and he's very funny and always a delight to have on the show. Give him a follow, and also give us a follow. premium eps every week at www.patreon.com/bigtimegarbage

family-based pornography. the rise of fascism. global warming. God. Cult of personality surrounding trump. PLUS a big discussion on music, musical irony poisoning, and MUCH more. damn this is a good episode. come see blain close out the Burt Sellek show tomorrow in the eastern market.