BIGGER BALLS by URBLOCKED

POV: You met the man of your dreams, you end up in his bed, things are getting streamy and suddenly... he asks you to eat his ass. WTF DO YOU DO?!

In this episode we offer two differing perspectives on your man and his butthole. Are you for it, scared SHITLESS (pun intended), or unsure? 

Regardless of where you're at... Eden's got you ;) 

First we break down what ass play is. What does it look like? How do you do it? What are our tips for beginners? 

If you're not interested in his buns and would rather pass on that meal & only take his sausage, we get it. We address the hype and the pressure that comes along with it, your comfortability level, valid concerns & the potential of it being a dealbreaker. 

As always, we tried our best to be informative and inclusive of everyone's choices when it comes to ass play. Whether you feel judged about being open to it, curious to engage or completely uninterested, we hit all the bases.

In this episode we dive straight into the controversial topic of men and their money when it comes to dating: paying the bill, the embarrassing 50/50 concept, and what being a “MAN” is really about. It extends beyond actual monetary value… but we know some of you just won’t get it.

We teach you what shark energy is, how to get what you want as a man, and how to get a girl into her most authentic feminine energy.

If we were men, you all would be finished.

Steve Harvey, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Dan Bilzerian make guest appearances.

And LADIES - we threw in a little pep talk to motivate you to stay in alignment no matter how many disappointing guppies are in the way. The key is to masturbate & make your own money, and you’ll find your daddy shark in no time.

To top it off, we revisit the craziest day we experienced in Vegas and Simona’s new business venture that will wipe out Uber Eats.

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You're about to get a glimpse into a side of fetishism that no one talks about. 

Sure feet are cool, but where is the fucking line?! How far is too far? Can you ever go back? Is this a dealbreaker? 

In this episode we let you in on all of our thoughts and feelings surrounding the fetish community based off of our personal experiences. You know how it goes - we don't hold back, so brace yourselves. 

We are here to cut the crap and sober your horny brains up. We discuss the extremes and potential dangers, as well as the inherent pressure of engaging in fetishistic activities to fulfill your partner's fantasies. 

And of course we discuss if whether or not we have any kinks and fetishes of our own... 

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We reviewed the research post-recording and we were spot-on: "Fetishistic fantasies are common and in many cases harmless. According to the DSM definition, they should only be treated as a disorder when they cause distress or impair a person's ability to function normally in day-to-day life." 

We are by no means shaming anyone who has their own thing, as long as they are safe and respectful to their partners. Our bottom line message is: Anything extreme is not healthy. If you are risking your life or someone else's, that is problematic. We do not condone anyone trying anything that they are not consenting to or comfortable with. 

SINGLE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? NOT WITH YOUR PARTNER? DO YOU HATE THIS HOLIDAY? Okay, cool, same.

We dropped the first of many itty-bitty cute little "minis", just for you!

In this episode we go IN on WTF this holiday is really about, why it makes everyone feel like absolute shit, and how you can pivot and actually make it a YOU-Day. 

Regardless of your relationship status, you CAN and SHOULD celebrate love with or without another person, today and everyday. 

We give you some ideas on what to do instead of scrolling & moping, and how to thrive in your circumstances, right now.

Thank you for listening and losing our minis virginity with us!

NO NEED TO PANIC. WE ARE BACK.

After a much needed break, your favourite duo is back on the mic! 

Where have we been? Where are we currently at? How was 2021 really? Who got punched in the face and who swung?

No more seasonal breaks - we are back & badder... for better or worse. We may just be your longest relationship yet...

SO MUCH MORE TO COME... ARE YOU READY?!

HERE IS WHY NO ONE IS ANSWERING YOUR WEAK-ASS SLIDE-INS.

This season finale will have you prepped to hop onto any dating app or into anyone's DMs confidently. The golden nuggets are crispier and juicier than ever.

We reveal the worst slide-ins we have ever received, as well as some of the best… & steamiest… We give you so many examples to implement, while helping you figure out your voice and narrative when it comes to online flirting, sexting, and dating.

We share how we slide in and what our personal tactics are… If your notebook isn’t filled with stellar hacks and tips from the past few episodes, now it fucking will be.

Call us your coaches because we are helping you train some major muscle, that will not only ensure greater success in your dating life, but will help with your communication skills as a whole.

Bigger Balls SEASON 2 is coming NOVEMBER 2021. The off-season is during Simona & Eden’s birthdays so stay tuned for some insane content on our YOUTUBE channel (where we post 2x a week), IG, Tiktok & Twitter!

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Don’t forget to look out for the “slide-in challenge” - where we pick the best slide-ins & do a free 20 FaceTime call with you!!

Just two besties in a "TESTY" on their way to make you question all that you THOUGHT you knew about dating rosters and rotations!

Is there a difference between the two? Did we put all our eggs in one basket or are there several? How many people on a roster is too many?

In this week’s episode, you will be challenged to think why you’re dating the way that you are. We reveal some harsh underlying truths about having a roster and/or a rotation of options, why we choose to date the way we currently do, and how we got here.

You already know we threw in some major tips on how to run your rotations successfully, if you truly are today’s Samantha Jones... But first we check you, so you don't wreck you.

Dating casually isn't always as it seems so if you feel like you are lost in the fucking sauce of options, we’ve got a few things you need to get in order immediately... LISTEN UP, BUTTERCUPS.

IS YOUR MAN SLIDING INTO OTHER GIRL’S DMs?! Don’t worry, we put him & your girlfriends on blast.

In this steamy episode, we get excited in every sense, to discuss the fundamentals of girl code, thirst traps, and our OF accounts, PLUS a deep dive into experimental sex, including threesomes and sex parties…

We spill the tea: IS EDEN REALLY OPENING UP AN ONLYFANS ACCOUNT? WHAT PICS IS SIMONA POSTING TO HER CLOSE FRIENDS LIST? HAVE THEY HAD A THREESOME?!

Speaking of threesomes, do those really work? Based off of our experiences (which we obviously share), we explain when and how it could work, and why and how it could be an absolute disaster… Eden might be kicking a few people off the bed…

We go into the importance of "back-to-basics" sex and why experimenting too much can be a bigger issue in your relationship... Let us blow your minds.

DO YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR CLARITY GOGGLES ON? Don’t worry, we got you, like always. In this fully loaded episode, we get ruthless about the whole “when is it too soon to sleep with him” question and explain when that rule applies and when it makes no sense. How about a one-night-stand, you ask? Well baddies & daddies, listen here, we talk about how to do it right and make it hella chic.

We make our way into scary territory… & dive into HOW TO GET OVER your stupid smelly ex. Like we always say, there are “phases and stages” to this shit, and we are here to confess just how long you can expect it to take and when we truly got over our exes. Eden literally got over him yesterday at 2pm. But what if the exes slide back in after you have attempted to move on? Why isn’t he blocked? Or do we fuck with a “mute” vibe? And that’s just the tip of iceberg. All that and more, so come join us for an actual BTS of our BFF girl talk.