BIGGER BALLS by URBLOCKED

LET’S GET VULNERABLE AS FUCK. Simona popped a perc by accident. Eden’s therapist called her a sensitive bitch. Both failed math in high school. It’s called character building!

In today’s episode we dive into when we realized we were Hyper Sensitive People, what that means, and what day-to-day struggles we face… And it is not what you’d expect. We take a fucking journey into the past and share with you all the pressures and stress of trying to figure out who we are… ARE WE FUCKING FRAUDS THOUGH? Sprinkle in some social anxiety and shitty dates, and you have a massively important & entertaining episode. We continue to break through the basic-bitch boxes people try to put us in and this episode will encourage you to do the same. We are out here killing the misconceptions and people’s stupid perceptions, while looking good doing it! Let’s go babies.

WE DOWNLOADED A DATING APP & SHIT WENT DOWN. What is up with these guys on here? You make plans and then decide not to follow through? Let’s talk about it… In this episode we call out the little boys who stood us up and shout out the real men who showed the fuck up!

After a Hinge fuckboy or two, Eden goes on her very first date after years of being in relationships. We dissect and critique it for educational purposes. You’re going to want to take notes for this one. We break down what makes a first date successful, as well as give you TANGIBLE tips and examples to crush your first date nerves, and kill it with confidence, charisma, and sexiness. You’re going to want to write these down.

WHEN HE SAYS HIS FYP IS GLITCHING… THE URBLOCKED GIRLS COME IN SWINGING. Welcome back baddies & daddies! In today’s extra saucy episode, we respond to some of your burning DMs and give you our realest advice on some of the shit you ladies are going through! We discuss how to be a better communicator with your partner, while giving you some MAJOR life-saving tips you have to implement right away! We also go HAM on Johnny’s ass about his Instagram activity, while also addressing why so many of us put up with bad behaviour in relationships and ultimately what that truly says about our self worth.

OH & we also got FINED $$$?!… LISTEN TO FIND OUT WHY.

AN HOUR OF PURE GOLD.

In an effort to describe our type, we stumble into several semi-related topics that are BEYOND crucial when dating. We deep-dive into masculine and feminine energy, and how those energies directly influence whether or not there will be balance in your relationships. While describing in DETAIL what our type may be and the guys we have been attracted to, we come to one ultimate conclusion: How someone makes you feel is more important than how they look, and that’s FACTS. As we pound down on these bigger concepts, we obviously make it a priority to make you pee your pants. CLEAN UP ON AISLE 5.

We also give you the 411 on Simona’s real laugh, the rumours surrounding Eden’s height, hats & hairlines & so much more so buckle up.

THE BANDAID CAME OFF, AND THE WOUNDS WERE BURNING.

Eden looses a tooth and Simona welcomes her to the Singles Club for the first time EVER. In today’s episode, we go through the struggles we have and are currently facing in our single life, while also exploring all that we have learned and have yet to learn. We get vulnerable about feeling lonely, our bandaid boyfriends, unhealthy distractions, and the external pressures of getting into a relationship. Will we die alone? And so what if we do? We flip the bullshit idea of “singleness” on its stupid head and give you the inspiration you need to survive, thrive, and embrace this chapter, or this WHOLE NOVEL.

WELCOME BADDIES & DADDIES (IYKYK) to BIGGER BALLS. This was definitely worth the fucking wait! If you’re new to the URBLOCKED family… Welcome!

We are obviously serving a lot of crackhead energy, with a side of life lessons, and the semi-woke sauce. In the spirit of today’s episode we waste no time. We have jam packed 52 fucking minutes of absolutely funny, charming, witty and inspirational dating nuggets for you. From self-discovery to toxic dating behaviours, we spill the fucking tea. We really are getting naked with you and sharing some personal stories and confessions, as we explore our “deep” side to share our hard-earned wisdom with you all. It’s going to be hard to live up to this first episode but we’re up for the challenge. See you back here next Wednesday!

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