Oh Jeez, you ever wish you had more cum? I mean for any reason. No? Well that's strange. Anyways I get into how taking Nyquil is worse than the sickness you take it for, translating physical beauty, how my first manicure went, what it was like to watch daytime television, and I dip back into the topic from the last BIGGEST little podcast.

Ali and I wrap up the year with some shenanigans and discussion about rapes, shitting yourself, new pets, acid sex...you know, basic stuff. Unfortunately there were some audio issues, but it's still consumable. Happy new year dinglenuts!

Do you sucks dicks?! Today I unleash some new drops, my green bowel movements,  we talk about how GREAT Axe Body Spray smells, some other shit, and then we get into some heavy stuff in our fifth chapter of narcissism. A jelly donut?!

What if fapping was taxed? Would you then be a patriot? Also we get into getting older, my living will, my funeral arrangments, and so so much more.

Chapter four into our narcissistic journey. Also, we dissect how to effectively shit your pants, touch base on preserving the freedom to call your cat a faggot, and introduce a new sponsor!

We're back ya cunts! This is the first BIGGEST little Shitcast which is essentially just the first half of a BIGGEST little Podcast. My names are fuckin' retarded, aren't they? Cheers!