Bill and Dan dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from health anxiety to celebrity confrontations and some of NYC's most scandalous establishments.

The episode kicks off with Bill unable to contain his laughter as he reveals what Dan shared just before recording - his spiraling thoughts after receiving blood test results without doctor consultation. Despite consulting AI and Google for answers, Dan's mind has been racing with possibilities. This leads to a heartfelt discussion about faith, with Dan emphasizing the importance of letting go and trusting in God during uncertain times.

Dan recounts his frustrating experience with a rookie phlebotomist, displaying his arm riddled with multiple needle marks where they missed the vein. Bill offers his theory on why Dan always seems to get the inexperienced techs, though Dan remains skeptical.

The conversation shifts to Alec Baldwin's latest controversy - an incident involving a Trump impersonator in a blue suit and blonde wig who approached Baldwin while he was unloading luggage from an Uber, making uncomfortable comments about the "Rust" tragedy. Bill and Dan debate whether this crosses the line between free speech and harassment, with Bill noting that Baldwin's reputation as a hothead makes him an easy target. The hosts revisit Baldwin's infamous 2007 voicemail to his then 12-year-old daughter Ireland, questioning whether Baldwin has legitimate grounds for complaint in this latest incident.

Later, Bill shares a curious story about a swingers club in New York City allegedly offering more than just partner-swapping, discussing its suspicious location and the circumstances of its discovery by undercover police. This prompts a broader conversation about sex work legalization.

The hosts explore European brothels with professional IT and HR departments, humorously speculating about what might constitute a workplace violation in such establishments. Bill suggests these operations appear more professionally managed than many American businesses, noting how some U.S. adult entertainment venues offer performers equity stakes to incentivize productivity.

The episode concludes with discussions about recent aviation incidents, with Bill offering his perspective on various conspiracy theories circulating online, including claims about aliens, assassinations, and the Epstein case. Bill mentions unconfirmed reports suggesting Trump had previously testified against Epstein and encouraged FBI investigation.

A rollercoaster episode tackling everything from personal health anxieties to the most controversial headlines of the day!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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Bill kicks things off by welcoming back Kevin and Mark “The Soldier” after a mysterious two-week hiatus. Fans have been wondering where Mark disappeared to—he’s finally back, fresh off a raucous Vegas birthday trip!

Kevin regales us with his latest misadventure from kids’ hockey: a night at the rink so cold and miserable that he locked himself out of his car. Bill hails Kevin as a true hero for handling the situation like a champ.

Meanwhile, Mark’s latest escapades take center stage. Earlier last week, Mark injured himself while scraping snow off his car—setting the stage for his Vegas trip to look a little rougher than planned. On the flight out, one of his ears got so clogged he ended up at urgent care in Las Vegas! Despite these setbacks, Mark soldiered on to celebrate his 54th birthday with a show-stopping trip featuring Barry Manilow and Keith Urban. He reveals how he rallied, partied until 3 AM for two straight nights, and even managed to score a birthday shoutout from Keith Urban! Bill teases that if he had to go to such lengths, he’d be “wildly uncomfortable and miserable”—and jokingly wonders if Mark might soon need to be “put out like Old Yeller.”

Adding to the fun, Mark’s delightful girlfriend, Marianne, joins the podcast. She defends her thoughtful birthday antics and even drops a surprising statement about Mark that leaves Bill a bit skeptical.
The conversation then veers into the realm of celebrity beauty secrets—Bill marvels at how Keith Urban looks so youthful at nearly 60, speculating if a salmon sperm facial (a treatment favored by Jennifer Aniston and Denise Richards) might be the secret. Bill and Mark hilariously guess the price, landing close to the mark, which sparks jokes about DIY, budget-friendly facials.

To wrap things up, Kevin introduces a creative new hybrid game that combines “Name That Tune” with “Closest to the Pin.” Play along and see how you do!

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Bill kicks things off by welcoming back Kevin and Mark “The Soldier” after a mysterious two-week hiatus. Fans have been wondering where Mark disappeared to—he’s finally back, fresh off a raucous Vegas birthday trip!

Kevin regales us with his latest misadventure from kids’ hockey: a night at the rink so cold and miserable that he locked himself out of his car. Bill hails Kevin as a true hero for handling the situation like a champ.

Meanwhile, Mark’s latest escapades take center stage. Earlier last week, Mark injured himself while scraping snow off his car—setting the stage for his Vegas trip to look a little rougher than planned. On the flight out, one of his ears got so clogged he ended up at urgent care in Las Vegas! Despite these setbacks, Mark soldiered on to celebrate his 54th birthday with a show-stopping trip featuring Barry Manilow and Keith Urban. He reveals how he rallied, partied until 3 AM for two straight nights, and even managed to score a birthday shoutout from Keith Urban! Bill teases that if he had to go to such lengths, he’d be “wildly uncomfortable and miserable”—and jokingly wonders if Mark might soon need to be “put out like Old Yeller.”

Adding to the fun, Mark’s delightful girlfriend, Marianne, joins the podcast. She defends her thoughtful birthday antics and even drops a surprising statement about Mark that leaves Bill a bit skeptical.
The conversation then veers into the realm of celebrity beauty secrets—Bill marvels at how Keith Urban looks so youthful at nearly 60, speculating if a salmon sperm facial (a treatment favored by Jennifer Aniston and Denise Richards) might be the secret. Bill and Mark hilariously guess the price, landing close to the mark, which sparks jokes about DIY, budget-friendly facials.
To wrap things up, Kevin introduces a creative new hybrid game that combines “Name That Tune” with “Closest to the Pin.” Play along and see how you do!

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Journey into the realm of energy healing and metaphysical transformation in this enlightening episode of Billified/Billightenment! Bill sits down with his friend Shelia Tillich, a distinguished metaphysician and IET master instructor, to explore the fascinating world of holistic healing practices.

Fresh from his own transformative healing session with Shelia, Bill delves deep into her unique approach that combines four powerful methods: Reiki, Integrated Energy Therapy, Unity Field healing, and celestial energy work. Shelia breaks down each practice and reveals how she seamlessly integrates them to facilitate profound healing experiences.

As Bill shares the remarkable changes he's noticed since his first session, Shelia illuminates the science behind the transformation, introducing listeners to the groundbreaking research of the HeartMath Institute and the measurable data supporting energy healing. The conversation flows into a thoughtful discussion about the power of positive thinking, intention setting, and the art of surrendering to life's flow.

Throughout the conversation, they tackle essential topics like self-care, overcoming resistance, and accessing higher frequencies. Shelia emphasizes that taking care of yourself isn't selfish – it's necessary for being of service to others. Bill shares his perspective on the afterlife and how we can access that same peace and freedom in the present moment.

Enjoy this transformative episode that will empower you to tap into your own healing potential. Learn how to set powerful intentions, raise your vibration, and discover how a session with Shelia could be the catalyst for profound change in your life. Step into your power with Billightenment!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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Journey into the realm of energy healing and metaphysical transformation in this enlightening episode of Billified/Billightenment! Bill sits down with his friend Shelia Tillich, a distinguished metaphysician and IET master instructor, to explore the fascinating world of holistic healing practices.

Fresh from his own transformative healing session with Shelia, Bill delves deep into her unique approach that combines four powerful methods: Reiki, Integrated Energy Therapy, Unity Field healing, and celestial energy work. Shelia breaks down each practice and reveals how she seamlessly integrates them to facilitate profound healing experiences.

As Bill shares the remarkable changes he's noticed since his first session, Shelia illuminates the science behind the transformation, introducing listeners to the groundbreaking research of the HeartMath Institute and the measurable data supporting energy healing. The conversation flows into a thoughtful discussion about the power of positive thinking, intention setting, and the art of surrendering to life's flow.

The episode takes an intriguing turn as Bill and Shelia explore the realm of mediumship, sharing their aligned perspectives on connecting with spiritual guides. Shelia recounts a compelling story of how intuitive guidance helped a friend avoid tragedy, emphasizing the importance of staying open to these subtle messages.


Throughout the conversation, they tackle essential topics like self-care, overcoming resistance, and accessing higher frequencies. Shelia emphasizes that taking care of yourself isn't selfish – it's necessary for being of service to others. Bill shares his perspective on the afterlife and how we can access that same peace and freedom in the present moment.

Don't miss this transformative episode that will empower you to tap into your own healing potential. Learn how to set powerful intentions, raise your vibration, and discover how a session with Shelia could be the catalyst for profound change in your life. Step into your power with Billightenment!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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In this CONDENSED episode, Bill welcomes back fan-favorite Laura, owner of Polished organizing company, along with her boyfriend Joe for an unfiltered conversation that covers everything from business struggles to bedroom confessions. As Bill opens up about the challenges of growing his platform, Laura shares her own experiences as a business owner, offering perspective on managing overwhelm and making necessary changes.

The conversation takes a whimsical turn when discussing the epic snowfall in the Mohawk Valley, NY - a staggering 25 feet with more on the way! Joe's enthusiasm for shoveling and the neighborhood's "shovel fairy" sparks Bill's imagination, while Laura's Valentine's Day skepticism leads to amusing revelations about Joe's social media attempts at romance.

Things get spicy when Bill brings up an article about women's preferences in adult content, leading to Laura's surprisingly candid takes and some eyebrow-raising personal stories that leave Bill squirming in his seat. The trio navigates this intimate territory with humor and honesty, touching on everything from spontaneity to boundaries.

The discussion shifts to current events, including the recent Delta flight incident in Toronto and the $30,000 compensation offered to passengers. Joe, a college football official, provides fascinating behind-the-scenes insights into the world of sports officiating, from the path to becoming a professional referee to the challenges faced on the field.

The episode wraps up with an important conversation about rising STI rates and skin-to-skin transmission, sparking a thoughtful discussion about the need for more comprehensive sex education.

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In this candid episode, Bill welcomes back fan-favorite Laura, owner of Polished organizing company, along with her boyfriend Joe for an unfiltered conversation that covers everything from business struggles to bedroom confessions. As Bill opens up about the challenges of growing his platform, Laura shares her own experiences as a business owner, offering perspective on managing overwhelm and making necessary changes.

The conversation takes a whimsical turn when discussing the epic snowfall in the Mohawk Valley (New York) - a staggering 25 feet with more on the way! Joe's enthusiasm for shoveling and the neighborhood's "shovel fairy" sparks Bill's imagination, while Laura's Valentine's Day skepticism leads to amusing revelations about Joe's social media attempts at romance.

Things get spicy when Bill brings up an article about women's preferences in adult content, leading to Laura's surprisingly candid takes and some eyebrow-raising personal stories that leave Bill squirming in his seat. The trio navigates this intimate territory with humor and honesty, touching on everything from spontaneity to boundaries.

The discussion shifts to current events, including the recent Delta flight incident in Toronto and the $30,000 compensation offered to passengers. Joe, a college football official, provides fascinating behind-the-scenes insights into the world of sports officiating, from the path to becoming a professional referee to the challenges faced on the field.

The episode wraps up with an important conversation about rising STI rates and skin-to-skin transmission, sparking a thoughtful discussion about the need for more comprehensive sex education.  

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Bill starts with an accidental Starbucks snub when Kevin makes a surprise appearance. The big news? Bill finally launches billmoranproductions.com.   After some concern over Bill's bandaged hand (and Danny's offer of church prayer list inclusion), we get some exciting behind-the-scenes updates about the podcast's growing success.

Things take an interesting turn when the conversation shifts to "Sopranos" star Drea de Matteo's controversial appearance on "Not Today, Pal" podcast. Danny, a die-hard Sopranos fan, doesn't hold back his thoughts on her conspiracy theories, especially given the revelation about her 13-year-old son editing her OnlyFans content.

When Bill suggests the perfect anniversary restaurant for Danny and Beth, Kevin proves he shares Bill's wavelength by correctly guessing the recently-closed Texas Roadhouse in Henrietta. The guys dive into the stomach-turning health code violations, complete with news clips about roaches in the sauce. This leads to a surprisingly educational segment about edible roaches and their nutritional benefits – who knew they were packed with healthy fats and protein?

The conversation takes a serious turn discussing an Idaho teacher's assistant who allegedly had an inappropriate relationship with a student, documented on school cameras and Snapchat. The group debates whether "too drunk to remember" might be the worst legal defense in history, while Bill offers a measured take on how schools should handle such incidents without creating unnecessary panic.

The episode wraps up with everyone's favorite segment: "Closest to the Pin," another Kevin original that puts Dan and Bill's skills to the test. Play along and enjoy!

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In this chaotic episode, Bill starts with an accidental Starbucks snub when Kevin makes a surprise appearance. The big news? Bill finally launches billmoranproductions.com, prompting everyone to check their phones on the spot. After some concern over Bill's bandaged hand (and Danny's offer of church prayer list inclusion), we get some exciting behind-the-scenes updates about the podcast's growing success.

Things take an interesting turn when the conversation shifts to "Sopranos" star Drea de Matteo's controversial appearance on "Not Today, Pal" podcast. Danny, a die-hard Sopranos fan, doesn't hold back his thoughts on her conspiracy theories, especially given the revelation about her 13-year-old son editing her OnlyFans content.

When Bill suggests the perfect anniversary restaurant for Danny and Beth, Kevin proves he shares Bill's wavelength by correctly guessing the recently-closed Texas Roadhouse in Henrietta. The guys dive into the stomach-turning health code violations, complete with news clips about roaches in the sauce. This leads to a surprisingly educational segment about edible roaches and their nutritional benefits – who knew they were packed with healthy fats and protein?

The conversation takes a serious turn discussing an Idaho teacher's assistant who allegedly had an inappropriate relationship with a student, documented on school cameras and Snapchat. The group debates whether "too drunk to remember" might be the worst legal defense in history, while Bill offers a measured take on how schools should handle such incidents without creating unnecessary panic.

The episode wraps up with everyone's favorite segment: "Closest to the Pen," another Kevin original that puts Dan and Bill's skills to the test. Play along at home and see if you can beat their scores!

Join Bill, Danny, and Kevin for an episode that manages to be simultaneously hilarious, disturbing, and somehow educational. You'll never look at Texas Roadhouse the same way again!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Enjoy!

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Join host Bill as he welcomes comedian Doug Phelps for an episode that truly lives up to its title. From lighthearted banter to deeply personal revelations, this conversation traverses the full spectrum of human experience.

Doug kicks things off with tales from his adventures as an Uber driver, sharing money-saving tips and making a compelling case for the reservation feature. The conversation takes a humorous turn when Bill ribs Doug about his dollar store enthusiasm - a pre-show text asking if Bill "needed anything" becomes recurring comedic gold. Along the way, you'll discover the mysterious phenomenon known as "Sliqued"!

The pair debate pop culture, with Doug defending his love of Marvel (particularly the new "Hawk" film), DC, and animation against Bill's playful jabs. Things take an unexpectedly vulnerable turn when Bill revisits last episode's dramatic moment - his mother reading an ex-girlfriend's filthy "dirty talk" letter on air. This leads to a powerful discussion about Bill's personal history with trauma and its lasting effects on his relationships.

In a lighter segment, Bill and Doug engage in a compelling competition using OMe.TV, an app that connects users with random people worldwide. Their contest to see who can hold a stranger's attention the longest yields surprising insights into different regions and cultures.

The conversation shifts to current events as they examine new footage of the Toronto plane crash, diving into contemporary conspiracy theories about aviation incidents and broader societal changes. Bill shares fascinating perspectives about potential future revelations regarding historical events like the Kennedy assassination and extraterrestrial life.

The episode reaches its climax with a heated but important debate about education and school curricula. While their stark difference in opinions leads to tense moments, it exemplifies the value of having difficult conversations across ideological divides. A thoughtful listener call praising Doug's contributions to the show adds another layer to this multifaceted episode.

Raw, authentic, and unafraid to tackle both light and heavy topics, this episode of Billified showcases the power of contrast in meaningful dialogue.

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