In this wildly entertaining and surprisingly heartfelt episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill welcomes comedian, Uber driver, bartender, and retired strip club DJ, Doug Phelps, to the studio for a conversation that covers everything from mental health to Brock Purdy’s blockbuster NFL contract.

The episode kicks off with Bill’s hilarious recap of an awesome backyard concert he attended, leading to a fun dive into block parties, garage sales, and the strange world of garage sale flippers. From there, Bill and Doug take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, remembering the awkward fundraisers from their youth (spoiler: Bill’s dad just bought all the chocolate).

Things get real when Bill opens up about feeling overwhelmed and mentally stuck—an honest, relatable discussion that takes a comedic turn when Doug hears about Bill’s late-night “affair” with a bag of Cheetos. This sparks a crunchy debate on the best types of Cheetos and a reminder that laughter really is the best medicine.

Bill debuts a new segment: Tales from the Strip, having Doug recall his wildest nights as a strip club DJ. Expect unfiltered stories, a word he refuses to say on-air, and plenty of laughs. They also get into hot takes on today’s society, relationships, and a political candidate whose swinging lifestyle is making headlines.
Plus:

• Doug’s thoughts on Brock Purdy’s rise from Mr. Irrelevant to NFL stardom
• Why Doug thinks women “had it better” back in the day
• New material Doug’s testing for his stand-up act
• And yes… one final roast of Bill and those infamous Cheetos.

Raw, real, and ridiculous—this episode has it all. Enjoy, laugh hard, and maybe reflect a little along the way.


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In this wildly entertaining and surprisingly heartfelt episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill welcomes comedian, Uber driver, bartender, and retired strip club DJ, Doug Phelps, to the studio for a conversation that covers everything from mental health to Brock Purdy’s blockbuster NFL contract.

The episode kicks off with Bill’s hilarious recap of an awesome backyard concert he attended, leading to a fun dive into block parties, garage sales, and the strange world of garage sale flippers. From there, Bill and Doug take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, remembering the awkward fundraisers from their youth (spoiler: Bill’s dad just bought all the chocolate).

Things get real when Bill opens up about feeling overwhelmed and mentally stuck—an honest, relatable discussion that takes a comedic turn when Doug hears about Bill’s late-night “affair” with a bag of Cheetos. This sparks a crunchy debate on the best types of Cheetos and a reminder that laughter really is the best medicine.

Bill debuts a new segment: Tales from the Strip, having Doug recall his wildest nights as a strip club DJ. Expect unfiltered stories, a word he refuses to say on-air, and plenty of laughs. They also get into hot takes on today’s society, relationships, and a political candidate whose swinging lifestyle is making headlines.
Plus:

• Doug’s thoughts on Brock Purdy’s rise from Mr. Irrelevant to NFL stardom
• Why Doug thinks women “had it better” back in the day
• New material Doug’s testing for his stand-up act
• And yes… one final roast of Bill and those infamous Cheetos.

Raw, real, and ridiculous—this episode has it all. Enjoy, laugh hard, and maybe reflect a little along the way.

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Bill welcomes Kevin, Matt, Mark, and birthday girl Laura to the studio for a wild ride of laughs, party drama, and jaw-dropping stories. Things kick off with a recap of Laura’s 40th birthday bash—a night that started like a PTA meeting and ended with party twists, mysterious exits, and Laura not being thrilled with Kevin’s excuse for missing it.

The crew dives into a troubling hazing scandal involving a Syracuse high school lacrosse team, comparing it to their own experiences with high school and college initiations. From swirly stories to psychological mind games, the conversation takes some eye-opening turns—especially when Laura shares a hazing ritual no one saw coming.
Plus:

• The unsung hero who stayed up until 3 AM cleaning the party aftermath
• The woman who wasn’t invited and why people think she might be a “lady of the night”
• A hilarious dive into Craigslist Missed Connections
• And a fun round of “Name That Tune” where listeners can play along for points!

Enjoy this episode filled with birthday drama, bizarre behavior, and belly laughs—only on Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast.

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Bill welcomes Kevin, Matt, Mark, and birthday girl Laura to the studio for a wild ride of laughs, party drama, and jaw-dropping stories. Things kick off with a recap of Laura’s 40th birthday bash—a night that started like a PTA meeting and ended with party twists, mysterious exits, and Laura not being thrilled with Kevin’s excuse for missing it.

The crew dives into a troubling hazing scandal involving a Syracuse high school lacrosse team, comparing it to their own experiences with high school and college initiations. From swirly stories to psychological mind games, the conversation takes some eye-opening turns—especially when Laura shares a hazing ritual no one saw coming.
Plus:

• The unsung hero who stayed up until 3 AM cleaning the party aftermath
• The woman who wasn’t invited and why people think she might be a “lady of the night”
• A hilarious dive into Craigslist Missed Connections
• And a fun round of “Name That Tune” where listeners can play along for points!

Enjoy this episode filled with birthday drama, bizarre behavior, and belly laughs—only on Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast.

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illified: The Bill Moran Podcast hits the road—literally—to Kevin’s “Westside Garagio” for a special Memorial Day episode that blends fun with some serious eye-opening moments. With Memorial Day weekend marking the unofficial kickoff to outdoor drinking season, Bill wants to know: Do you actually know when you’ve had too much to drive?

To find out, Kevin and his neighbor Ashley sip their way through the episode while Deputy Hurley from the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office periodically administers breathalyzer tests. You’ll be surprised at the BAC results versus how they feel. It’s a wild ride of laughs, slurred words, and surprising stats that’ll make you think twice before saying, “I’m fine to drive.”

Deputy Hurley shares real-life stories from his time on road patrol—everything from jaw-dropping confessions to encounters with impaired drivers—and explains why law enforcement’s ultimate goal isn’t just to hand out tickets, but to keep people safe.

Bill also digs into the emotional toll police work can take and why many officers stay quiet about trauma to protect others. This episode is a raw, real, and at times hilarious look at alcohol, perception, public safety, and the heavy responsibilities carried by law enforcement.

So grab a drink (if you’re not driving!), tune in, and find out just how quickly the numbers climb.
🎙️ Topics Covered:

• Real-time BAC testing while drinking
• The disconnect between how you feel vs. actual impairment
• Candid stories from the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office
• The emotional weight of police work
• Safety messages for Memorial Day weekend and beyond

🔔 Don’t miss this one—it’s part party, part PSA, and all Billified.

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Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast hits the road—literally—to Kevin’s “Westside Garagio” for a special Memorial Day episode that blends fun with some serious eye-opening moments. With Memorial Day weekend marking the unofficial kickoff to outdoor drinking season, Bill wants to know: Do you actually know when you’ve had too much to drive?

To find out, Kevin and his neighbor Ashley sip their way through the episode while Deputy Hurley from the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office periodically administers breathalyzer tests. You’ll be surprised at the BAC results versus how they feel. It’s a wild ride of laughs, slurred words, and surprising stats that’ll make you think twice before saying, “I’m fine to drive.”

Deputy Hurley shares real-life stories from his time on road patrol—everything from jaw-dropping confessions to encounters with impaired drivers—and explains why law enforcement’s ultimate goal isn’t just to hand out tickets, but to keep people safe.

Bill also digs into the emotional toll police work can take and why many officers stay quiet about trauma to protect others. This episode is a raw, real, and at times hilarious look at alcohol, perception, public safety, and the heavy responsibilities carried by law enforcement.
So grab a drink (if you’re not driving!), tune in, and find out just how quickly the numbers climb.
🎙️ Topics Covered:

• Real-time BAC testing while drinking
• The disconnect between how you feel vs. actual impairment
• Candid stories from the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office
• The emotional weight of police work
• Safety messages for Memorial Day weekend and beyond

🔔 Don’t miss this one—it’s part party, part PSA, and all Billified.

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In this jam-packed episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill welcomes back Kevin and Dan for a wild ride through football hot takes, unexpected hotel drama, liquor laws, and jailhouse policies that sound too crazy to be true.

Bill kicks things off with Dan’s now-viral comment about the Buffalo Bills potentially going 17-0 in the 2025 NFL season. Kevin, ever the Patriots fan, rolls his eyes—then shares a crazy story from Patriot Place where a harmless moment snapping pics with rookie players at a hotel turned into a bizarre run-in with a power-tripping manager and a tense encounter involving #4 overall draft pick Will Campbell.

Later, Monroe County Sheriff Deputy Hurley joins the show to break down a shocking new policy at the local jail: all inmate mail is now photocopied to prevent drug smuggling via soaked letters and pages. Yes, that’s a thing. Legal mail gets extra scrutiny, and Bill is both impressed and disturbed by the ingenuity.

As outdoor drinking season approaches, Deputy Hurley agrees to join the next episode—live from Kevin’s garage—to administer on-air breathalyzers while Kevin drinks. It’s funny, educational, and probably slightly dangerous.
Also in this episode:

• A Trader Joe’s liquor store score in Massachusetts: $9 vodka and 17 bottles of Irish whiskey?!
• An update (or lack thereof) on William Fabian of Pittsford, and the podcast’s ongoing quest to find out why he allegedly drove 30 minutes to trash a police car at 5:55 a.m.
• A real talk moment about health scares, TIA symptoms, and Bill’s own hospital visit that thankfully wasn’t a stroke.
• Bill gives heartfelt advice to his 20-something son about the importance of using your youth to discover who you are—not just diving headfirst into the 9-to-5 grind.
• And of course… we wrap it up with a spirited round of Name That Tune—think you can beat the guys?

Enjoy  this one—it’s honest, hilarious, and full of the unexpected.

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In this jam-packed episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill welcomes back Kevin and Dan for a wild ride through football hot takes, unexpected hotel drama, liquor laws, and jailhouse policies that sound too crazy to be true.

Bill kicks things off with Dan’s now-viral comment about the Buffalo Bills potentially going 17-0 in the 2025 NFL season. Kevin, ever the Patriots fan, rolls his eyes—then shares a crazy story from Patriot Place where a harmless moment snapping pics with rookie players at a hotel turned into a bizarre run-in with a power-tripping manager and a tense encounter involving #4 overall draft pick Will Campbell.

Later, Monroe County Sheriff Deputy Hurley joins the show to break down a shocking new policy at the local jail: all inmate mail is now photocopied to prevent drug smuggling via soaked letters and pages. Yes, that’s a thing. Legal mail gets extra scrutiny, and Bill is both impressed and disturbed by the ingenuity.

As outdoor drinking season approaches, Deputy Hurley agrees to join the next episode—live from Kevin’s garage—to administer on-air breathalyzers while Kevin drinks. It’s funny, educational, and probably slightly dangerous.
Also in this episode:

• A Trader Joe’s liquor store score in Massachusetts: $9 vodka and 17 bottles of Irish whiskey?!
• An update (or lack thereof) on William Fabian of Pittsford, and the podcast’s ongoing quest to find out why he allegedly drove 30 minutes to trash a police car at 5:55 a.m.
• A real talk moment about health scares, TIA symptoms, and Bill’s own hospital visit that thankfully wasn’t a stroke.
• Bill gives heartfelt advice to his 20-something son about the importance of using your youth to discover who you are—not just diving headfirst into the 9-to-5 grind.
• And of course… we wrap it up with a spirited round of Name That Tune—think you can beat the guys?

Enjoy this one—it’s honest, hilarious, and full of the unexpected.

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In this packed episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill and Dan dive into the NFL schedule release, focusing on the Buffalo Bills. While Dan finds all the hype a bit ridiculous, he still drops his season record prediction—and it just might shock die-hard fans.

Next, Father Huber, former French teacher at the Aquinas Institute, joins the conversation to discuss the historic election of Pope Robert Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV—the first American pope. Father Huber explains the global significance of this moment, why the pope didn’t deliver his first Mass in English, and what being a “compromise candidate” really means. He also shares why the name Leo might hint at the direction of this new papacy—and offers thoughts on what Catholics should be praying for right now. Plus, a hilarious story from the pope’s brother: “I can’t believe the little boy I used to push down the stairs is now the pope!”

Then it’s time for Blatnick!—the outrageous new game inspired by Spencer Blatnik’s jaw-dropping, possibly record-breaking OVI (Operating a Vehicle Impaired) arrest. The crew breaks down the shocking details, including body cam audio that leaves everyone stunned.

Finally, the show takes a turn into the world of mental health and AI. A Canadian woman has declared that ChatGPT is the best therapist she’s ever had—after trying over ten human ones. Bill and Dan debate whether AI therapy can ever replace the human element of accountability and connection. They test ChatGPT with a real-world scenario, and the results? Surprisingly helpful. While ChatGPT urges professional therapy when needed, Bill makes the case: for some people, especially in a pinch, AI advice could make a real difference.

Sports, spirituality, scandal, and Silicon Valley—it’s all happening on this episode of Billified!

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In this packed episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast, Bill Dan dive into the NFL schedule release, focusing on the Buffalo Bills. While Dan finds all the hype a bit ridiculous, he still drops his season record prediction—and it just might shock die-hard fans.

Next, Father Huber, former French teacher at the Aquinas Institute, joins the conversation to discuss the historic election of Pope Robert Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV—the first American pope. Father Huber explains the global significance of this moment, why the pope didn’t deliver his first Mass in English, and what being a “compromise candidate” really means. He also shares why the name Leo might hint at the direction of this new papacy—and offers thoughts on what Catholics should be praying for right now. Plus, a hilarious story from the pope’s brother: “I can’t believe the little boy I used to push down the stairs is now the pope!”

Then it’s time for Blatnick!—the outrageous new game inspired by Spencer Blatnik’s jaw-dropping, possibly record-breaking OVI (Operating a Vehicle Impaired) arrest. The crew breaks down the shocking details, including body cam audio that leaves everyone stunned.

Finally, the show takes a turn into the world of mental health and AI. A Canadian woman has declared that ChatGPT is the best therapist she’s ever had—after trying over ten human ones. Bill and Dan debate whether AI therapy can ever replace the human element of accountability and connection. They test ChatGPT with a real-world scenario, and the results? Surprisingly helpful. While ChatGPT urges professional therapy when needed, Bill makes the case: for some people, especially in a pinch, AI advice could make a real difference.

Sports, spirituality, scandal, and Silicon Valley—it’s all happening on this episode of Billified!

Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/billified-the-bill-moran-podcast--5738193/support.