Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

Most women love motherhood, but not all. One mother says having kids wrecked her body, career, and life. Other women call in to agree, and other to disgrace her. Plus Derek's fiancé calls in, and she's not happy.

A guy found out that his wife cheated a long time ago. Right now his marriage is great. He knows a divorce will be hard on the whole family. Should he risk it all and confront her, or sweep it under the rug?

Guy gets heat from neighborhood for towing overweight neighbor's car after he asked her nicely to move from his rightful spot. She says her obesity is a disability, and needs to park in his spot (that he paid for).

Are women offended if they notice a male co-worker has an erection in their pants? Should it be an HR issue? The guys are surprised by female callers' answerers.

Is fantasy cheating still cheating? Derek's admirer calls in with her fantasy. Then Derek's fiancé calls in and lets Derek have it!!!!

Some women believe in gender roles, and a woman's work is indeed woman's work. Of course some guys are on board with that.

Woman brags about secretly getting it on with her friend's husband. She doesn't even feel bad about it at all. The conversation gets heated when other women call in with their opinion of her.

Woman says she's not a homewrecker if she stole her husband from an already broken marriage. The conversation gets heated!!

Who is the Ultimate C-Block...kids, mother in-law, pets?

Some women think mothers should make all decisions regarding the children, and the father should have no say...even when it comes to circumcision.