Hi there music fans! With Eurovision wrapping up and our trip down memory lane last week, we chose to revisit the most significant contribution to puppet-based movie musicals (according to Bertrude): The Country Bears!

This 2002 Disney film is not necessarily… good, but it is very fun, with one weirdly tearjerking moment. It’s a cornerstone here folks, so like it or not, get ready for a TREAT

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Ok listen. This episode is a treat, in a way. We’ve covered this topic before and it went terribly, and so we decided to do it again… and it didn’t get better! Escape from Tomorrow (2013) was illegally filmed in Disney Parks, and they pinned the success on that.

Divas, this story is incoherent, astonishingly pre-AI, and pre-male-loneliness-epidemic. It’s daddy issues like you’ve seen a million times before, it’s problematic in ways you wouldn’t even think of, and BOY HOWDY does it take itself seriously.

Tune in, because we’re done trying to escape this movie- and we’re fighting back

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Where were you on March 16th 2020? Was it locked into Vanessa Huggins’ livestream where she advocated for every single one of us to get coronavirus?? Bc that was one of her craziest moves.

We’re breaking it down this week: the concept of respecting a virus, the epic highs and lows of having Chrissy Teigan come to your defense, and one diva’s unquenchable thirst to serve qnt at Coachella

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Hello Bimbos! There are many facts of life: don't eat yellow snow, wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, and if you yell at us we're gonna cwy. That's right: we're heading to sunny balmy Pittsburg Pennsylvania, because apparently that's where Abby Lee Miller was "succeeding" when television found her. It's the pilot of Dance Moms divas! Jade has watched this show since it aired, Bertrude is going to have a stroke trying to remember the names. It's a good time, we promise.

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Welcome… to Jurassic Park, dinosaurs are queer coded and Laura Dern gets the respect this Saga failed to give her. We’re diving into the queer representation in Jurassic Park (mainly the costume department!!) and wind up queer coding dinosaurs as a whole!? It’s fascinating, you must tune in.

We’re reminiscing on our memories with Jurassic Park, dunking on Chris Pratt, and a few other people he’d probably be really good friends with.

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What’s up Bimbos! This week we’re traveling to swamp far far away to talk about Shrek- abstractively! Once Jade breaks it down and Bertrude puts on his listening ears, you’ll see we’re not talking about the movie, we’re talking about Him (Shrek) and his impact on the quirkiest normies you’ll ever find!

There’s a time and place for Shrek…. and just maybe some folks out there are relying on that sexy green beast for a lot of the heavy lifting. But don’t worry, we got a list of other quirks that do the same.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… Paula Abdul??? That’s right. For any number of reasons, Bug Abdul has spent decades doubling down on claims that she survived a plane crash… which gets about ten times easier to walk away from if it didn’t happen.

But hey, it was the 90s! So what if she repeatedly gets knocked out and comes to in erratic ways. Who cares if there’s no documentation of the crash. Big whoop that her she would’ve needed to be on The Concord for her timeline to work. Be sure to tell us what you think Big Abdul is lying about!!

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Happy Easter Bimbos! Didn’t think we had an Easter episode in us? Wrong! We’re breaking down Trisha Paytas’ “Jesus Rises (Easter Song). The 2019 gospel smash hit rocked literally dozens of Christians and we’re back to see why.

Trish is going to make some bold claims, we’re going to discuss. Two deconstructed bimbos breaking down a hymn from THIS era of Trish? What could go wrong?

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Buck up divas! We’re wrapping up the story of us (so far) with our party girl era!! Folks, this brief but bright chapter of our lives has COUNTLESS tales, some remain to be told!!!

We’re covering the infamous time we “got our phones stolen” at the Abbey, the 36 hour nonstop party that probably concussed Jade, and the Taco Bell trips sprinkled throughout!

We’re back next week with a new topic, and you won’t want to miss it! Be sure to subscribe 🫶

Well hello divas! And welcome back to Bimbo Book Club Season 2!

This time around, we’re adding context mama!! Catch up on the early years of Bertrude and Jade (2018-2021). Find out why Trisha Paytas has a special space in our heart (we stalked her) and find out how we bonded for life. Crack open a bottle of wine and join us, after all… it is Carl’s birthday!

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