Once Upon a Time two bimbos entered an unfamiliar realm and attempted to make sense of it all….

Bertrude watched the first 5 seasons of Once Upon a Time, Jade did not. But, as a love letter to the 22 episode season of American television, Bertrude is walking us through all the ways the divas in charge of this show tried to keep it fresh.

Yes, Peter Pan is Rumplestilsken’s father. Yes, Captain Hook is hot. Yes, Regina is the back bone of this show.

Tune in and tell us your favorite unhinged moment from OUAT

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A hot new bombshell has entered the villa- and its Bertrude in a bye-bye vest, because this week Jade is filling them in on all things from Love Island US Season 8. Titi should be in jail- we know that. Sincere should be shipped off to an island of men- we know that. Zach is gay- duh. Join us as we try to support what the choose to not keep behind closed doors and celebrate one (1) straight couple (spoiler alert: its the one with the boy that looks like Bertrude's 2020 crush)

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In 2012, Keke Palmer, Jeremy Jordan, Dolly Parton, and Queen Latifah came together to make one of the most movies of all time: Joyful Noise! (We know this isn’t a Disney movie, Bertrude’s doing something else entirely).

You might think this movie is Christian Pitch Perfect, but that is just one of the movies crammed into this runtime! Trying to accomplish the tasks of up four (4) movies in one go, this movie absolutely HOOFS IT through the plot and we gotta keep up. But it’s all worth it for the diner scene (iykyk).

Tune in, enjoy, try to keep up! Baby, this is Bimbo Book Club

In 2018, the Buzzy animatronic was stolen from the Wonders of Life Pavilion at Epcot. He still has not been found.

We covered this in 2020 and safe to say there have been some developments, including Stolen Kingdom (https://instagram.com/stolenkingdomfilm). We dive into the new Buzzy drama, and reveal some of our own information never before shown to the public. And Patrick Spikes may be an even bigger liar than we thought.

Stolen Kingdom is currently touring (dates on instagram, and releasing on digital 8/1)

Hi there music fans! With Eurovision wrapping up and our trip down memory lane last week, we chose to revisit the most significant contribution to puppet-based movie musicals (according to Bertrude): The Country Bears!

This 2002 Disney film is not necessarily… good, but it is very fun, with one weirdly tearjerking moment. It’s a cornerstone here folks, so like it or not, get ready for a TREAT

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The Country Bears is available to stream on Disney+

Ok listen. This episode is a treat, in a way. We’ve covered this topic before and it went terribly, and so we decided to do it again… and it didn’t get better! Escape from Tomorrow (2013) was illegally filmed in Disney Parks, and they pinned the success on that.

Divas, this story is incoherent, astonishingly pre-AI, and pre-male-loneliness-epidemic. It’s daddy issues like you’ve seen a million times before, it’s problematic in ways you wouldn’t even think of, and BOY HOWDY does it take itself seriously.

Tune in, because we’re done trying to escape this movie- and we’re fighting back

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Where were you on March 16th 2020? Was it locked into Vanessa Huggins’ livestream where she advocated for every single one of us to get coronavirus?? Bc that was one of her craziest moves.

We’re breaking it down this week: the concept of respecting a virus, the epic highs and lows of having Chrissy Teigan come to your defense, and one diva’s unquenchable thirst to serve qnt at Coachella

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Hello Bimbos! There are many facts of life: don't eat yellow snow, wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, and if you yell at us we're gonna cwy. That's right: we're heading to sunny balmy Pittsburg Pennsylvania, because apparently that's where Abby Lee Miller was "succeeding" when television found her. It's the pilot of Dance Moms divas! Jade has watched this show since it aired, Bertrude is going to have a stroke trying to remember the names. It's a good time, we promise.

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Welcome… to Jurassic Park, dinosaurs are queer coded and Laura Dern gets the respect this Saga failed to give her. We’re diving into the queer representation in Jurassic Park (mainly the costume department!!) and wind up queer coding dinosaurs as a whole!? It’s fascinating, you must tune in.

We’re reminiscing on our memories with Jurassic Park, dunking on Chris Pratt, and a few other people he’d probably be really good friends with.

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What’s up Bimbos! This week we’re traveling to swamp far far away to talk about Shrek- abstractively! Once Jade breaks it down and Bertrude puts on his listening ears, you’ll see we’re not talking about the movie, we’re talking about Him (Shrek) and his impact on the quirkiest normies you’ll ever find!

There’s a time and place for Shrek…. and just maybe some folks out there are relying on that sexy green beast for a lot of the heavy lifting. But don’t worry, we got a list of other quirks that do the same.